(Joe) Three two one *Caspar laughs*
the deed is done
back to old school YouTube with
(Josh) I swear you've said that like 17 different times on your channel over the last 2 years. We gotta take it way back to old school guys. This is how things
Used to be. (Caspar) For the last two years since we competed in an Accent Off, I've been..uh...
practicing and..(Josh) Last 2 years (Caspar)Yeah we've been..
That was 2 years ago (Josh) No it wasn't (Caspar) Yeah look how
young we look and fresh *Caspar laughs*
old and wrinkly...Three two
*Fingers Click* *Joe frantically clicks-wtf you doing xD* *beep*
(Josh and Caspar) Three two one *click*
(Josh) Oh NOOO
(Caspar) Not again *laughs* (Josh) OHHH
(Caspar) Guys click again. Three two one *click*
(Joe) *laughs* Why would you do that? *Caspar laughs*
(Josh)Here you go Joe (Joe) First one
I'm gonna give you start off nice and easy. We're gonna go with Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy.
(Caspar) Ohh
(Joe) My name's Herbert...Hmm
That's a nice bag
Will it suit my face? *Josh laughs*
(Caspar) Hey there little boy.
My name's Hervert
the pervert (he really can't do this xD) I think you
like it...when I come
over and watch you
*Joe laughs*
(Joe) OK, right
cool *clicks* lock that one in..Josh
*Caspar howls* *beep*
*Josh clears throat* (Joe) Oh, he's co..
*Caspar cackles* (Josh) Oh..
hey there Chris *Caspar and Joe snigger*
ooh that's a nice bag you got there
*Caspar laughs* Why don't you come on over and show me
what's in your bag
mmmm..*Joe laughs* *Caspar claps*
(Joe) Josh is the only one that actually got a whistle...you didn't even whistle once whilst you spoke. Round 1 goes to Josh Pieters *ding* *Josh whoops* (Caspar) OH MY
GOD!
*beep* (Joe) Name a film you like
(Caspar) Harry Potter (Joe) Harry Po..OK..Let's go for...
...oof....
Dobby? (Caspar) Ohhh (Gosh Caspar) (Joe) the goblin
(Caspar) I think I can do Dobby. He loves..umm..socks
right? (Josh) Why do you keep (Joe) Oh, he's got props, he's got props
I like that, I like that grr..Harry
Potter must not go back to Hogwarts
school of
Witchcrafts and Wizardry this year...(Josh) Dobby...
*Josh laughs*
*Joe sniggers* *Caspar laughs* *beep*
(Josh) Dobby sir
Dobby cannot go back to Hogwarts
school of Witchcrafts and Wizardry, oh no *Caspar laughs* Dobby must look after Harry Potter
*Caspar's still laughing* ohh
*Joe guffaws* *Josh laughs*
(Joe) You're so bad (Joe) It's gonna take about 15 takes
*CASPAR IS STILL LAUGHING* (Joe) Three two one
*Caspar snorts*
*Caspar laughs (for the millionth time xD)
*Caspar breathes* *Joe sniffs*
(Caspar) Please master *laughs* (Joe)What
*They laugh* (Josh) Wh-h-at
he's smiggling(Idek what he says)
(Joe) whh
(Josh) He's gonna turn around and go..It's
MY PRECIOUS! *Caspar laughs*
(Caspar) Hello *Joe snorts* *Josh laughs*
*Caspar laughs*
Please sir *laughs*
*Joe snorts* Can I please be free
All I need is a sock
I can go free
My name's Dobby
(Joe) Ohh *Caspar sniggers* (Caspar) Dobby's a
house elf
(Joe) D'you know what? You have that *clicks* tone that's there (Caspar) Dobby's
a house elf (Josh) Don't you even (Caspar) Please master (Josh) Don't you even
(Joe) I want to give to Josh...but Caspar, you had something in there
*Josh tuts*
(Caspar) I'll pay you later
(Joe)Josh you get this one
(Josh) Yeah! *ting* (Caspar) What? You just acted up
like you were gonna give it to me, and then...can you quickly do it one, like one line and I can do one line
And I really want to go with you
to Hogwarts. I would really
appreciate it very...(Joe)That's good!
(Caspar)If I could possibly come along
with you for a trip (Joe)That is...I'm gonna give it to Caspar (Caspar) YES! (Joe) I am...honestly (Josh) He just got an extra go...(Joe) Alright, you get an extra go then
(Josh) Oh no! *laughs* *Joe laughs*
(Joe) Yeah, oh no indeed
Caspar gets the point. (Caspar) oh yes Next I'm gonna go for an accent. I'm gonna give you the accent of...a Scouser. (Josh) Oh, I can't do that (Joe) Ah mate,
What do you think you're playing at? That's bang out of order! (Josh) Okay (Joe) What you think you're doing?
(Caspar) Oh mate, that's bang out
of order..*Joe laughs* *Caspar laughs* *Josh guffaws*
(Caspar) Oh mate, come on *laughs*
*Joe laughs*
(Joe) Go (Caspar) Oh..f..
f*** sake man you just kicked my knees *Joe laughs*
I don't...oh my knees...that's..you're bang out of order. You're going to make me very unhappy (this is not the Scouser accent-God)
*all laugh*
(Joe) You're going Japanese
(Josh) Ah mate, why would you do that? You kicked my knees. You f****** joking? *Joe laughs* (Joe) Welsh (Josh) Stevie G would not be happy with
that mate *Caspar laughs* (Joe) No that's (Josh) the Beatles was
conceived in that their house (Wtf is he saying here?)
(Joe) Oh my god! *laughs* (Caspar) That's quite smart (Joe) I like what you
said, but..I'm afraid...the winner of *claps* that one was Caspar
(Josh) *laughs* No *ting*
(Joe) OK next one...let's go for..Josh name
a TV show (Josh) SpongeBob SquarePants
(Joe) Yeah. Perfect. SpongeBob. We're going for
SpongeBob *does the throat noise thingy*
(Josh) *laughs* Is that it? (Joe) Hey there Mr
Krabs *Caspar laughs* It's me
Sponge..oh..Squidward (Josh) Baaa
Hey there Mr Krab
Krabby. My name's SpongeBob
(Joe) Uhhhhh
(Josh) Baoo. Hey there Mr Krabs
(Joe) Uhh *Caspar laughs*
(Josh) Ooh (Joe) Look at my toes
*Caspar laughs* (Josh) urnnn
(Caspar) OK *slaps chin (WHY CASPAR WHY?) Arrr
*Joe and Josh laugh* (Caspar) I've lost my
voice. Hey there Mr Krabs?
Hey there Mr Krabs? Can you please get me
a Krab patty?
So I can go home with you
ahhahah *makes the weirdest noises ever xD*
*Josh laughs* *beep* (Joe) I'm gonna give that one to
Josh *ting* *Josh laughs* ha
an easy win there for Josh *Josh claps*
What's the score? (Josh and Caspar) 2 all (Joe) 2 all? Last one...
Alright...The final one..extra..I want you to give me a Scooby Doo straight away followed by Shaggy
(Joe) *does the Scooby thing*
Aight Zoiks Scoob! (Caspar) OK
*tries doing the Scooby thingy*
hello Shaggy
Zoiks Scoob
(Joe) OK got it, got it, got it
(Josh) Hello Scabby
(Joe) Scabby?! Who's f******* Scabby?
(Caspar) Scabby! HE SAID SCABBY!
(Joe) SCABBY! (Josh) Hello Shaggy
*Scooby thingy...I think you get it* Zoiks Scoob! (Joe) Oooooohhh
(Josh) Come on...I-I got it!
(Caspar) Yeah, whatever (Joe) Josh
(Josh) Yeyy (Joe) Josh has got it *ting*(Josh) I beat Caspar in
impressions *Joe claps* (Caspar)..I...*makes face* (Josh) I beat
Mikey in a spelling bee *Joe laughs*
(Caspar) Click time
Three two one *click*
Well...I apologize for the cringiness in today's video, but thank you so much Joe for providing some real impressions
(Joe) That's why I'm laying down is I couldn't handle the cringe levels *Josh continues to make weird faces in the background*
(Caspar) *laughs* So I... *camera goes*
*While laughing* OK so the camera just ran out of battery (Josh) how can they hear us
then (Caspar) Umm...coz I'm using external audio...Guys
Make sure to subscribe to both Josh and Joe
(Joe) Awwh thanks! It's like a podcast! *Caspar laughs*
(Caspar) See you guys next week...*Josh and Joe laugh* with another video
Stop spanking Josh's unearthed ass!
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