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hello everyone and welcome to today's conspiracy cursed post Malone video
you've probably seen in the news that a post Malone has been having a string of
bad luck lady and he may even be cursed by D
he's cursed after messing with a haunted box his post Malone running out of time
post Malone's look has been pretty shitty lately
back in August he was involved in a plane emergency landing when two tires
of his private jets blew out during takeoff plane was reportedly carrying
rapper post Malone and then a little while later he was involved in a car
crush his rolls-royce collided with another car no one was injured
tests for alcohol and drugs were negative so it's unclear what caused the
crash though being at 3:30 a.m.
it's probably an indication he's got the bad luck lately then a few days later
gun-totin sons-of-bitches broke into a house owned by him apparently looking
for post and I need jewelry they could find that post hadn't actually lived
there for quite some time but that's still pretty nasty so what's with all
the bad luck lately well thanks to TMZ we have an answer well bad box equals
bad luck this all apparently stemmed from when he was hanging a wood Ghost
Adventures host zak bagans in zak bagans is haunted Museum
having a few beers and shooting a ship they go into the room that holds the
goddamn debug box the edy root box is kind of it's kind of what it sounds like
it's a box haunted by a head dye book D book supposedly it's the most haunted
box in the world so what more do you know a D book is a some kind of evil
spirit I think it's a Jewish thing hey I understand the numerous people who have
owned it previously too zak bagans have said they were horrific ly haunted by it
and it even gave them a variety of health problems
long story short just don't mess with the debug box which is what they did
that fools after downing a couple of beers Baggins felt compelled to touch
the debug box and remove its protective case while he was touching the box post
mellow and put his hand on Baggins shoulder this is apparently all it takes
to trigger a curse moans fuck net you can see here he is not a happy bunny
they then both scurry out of the room you can see post Malone getting pretty
windy opening the door and wanting to get the fuck out of there Zac then
torches the box and post touches Zach's arm to get off the debug box and that's
when it dinged them so he apparently touched the box by proxy
I don't know how curses work but apparently that's that's all it takes so
you know so two tiny buddy a guess okay then when post opens the door you can
see the spirit fly out of the room like a bat out of hell or D Bokova keep a box
for it sister fly or something but who knows this event happened back in June
so yes since then things have been pretty shitty for him it's everybody but
you know recently what happened is that Ethan from a tree a tree lifted the
curse so problem solved I think I can channel maybe these Yiddish ghosts and D
book spirits cursing post Malone he's a good boy he's a good sweet boy he loves
his parents the prayer well you're pretty perceptive how dare you if you
can lift this curse Yiddish spirits did lick was it didn't work D book and
return to your box geez well I care a lot about post Malone
if God's D book Yiddish ghosts out there lift the curse on post Malone
I will make him eat a hundred bowls of matzo ball soup
the Internet's too fucking weird thanks for watching see you saturday
Mike oh fuck this guy
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