I'm pregnant
Ross?
Okay, Whenever you're ready..
and you're the father' by the way..
But you get..
Can I get you some water?
No, I'm good, I'm good..
Ross, There is no pressure on you, Okay?
I mean you can be as involved as you want
Yeah..
I, Uh..
I'm just..
I don't know, I don't understand
Um..
How this happened?
We, We used a condom..
I know, I know but, You know, Condoms only work like
97% of the time.
Wha-What?
What?!
Well, They should put that on the box!
They do..
No they don't!
Well, they should put it in huge block letters!
Okay Ross C'mon let's just forget about the condoms
Oh well, I may as well have
Listen, You know what?
I was really freaked out too when..
Freaked?..
I'm not freaked out!
I'm indignant!
As a consumer!
You know what?
Let's-Let's talk later...
No, no!
I wanna talk now!
okay?
In fact, I wanna talk to the president of the condom company!
Okay, You know, Maybe I should come back Shh
Yeah, I'll press one!
Oh my god!
What happened to the door?
So it's noticeable, huh?
Look, Is Rachel here?
I really need to talk to her..
Didn't you two already talk?
Yeah, But..
Okay, Okay..
Look, You guys know that Rachel and I slept together but there's something else
Rachel's pregnant
Oh mother of god!
I can't believe that!
With my child!
That is brand new information!
You already know, Don't you?
Little bit
How you doin'?
Okay..
I mean I'll be okay..
It's just I don't think I handled it very well...
What'd you say to her?
Nothing...
But the compliant department at the condom company got an air full
and then when I turned around she was gone
Oh Ross
I know, But hey in my defense I just found out that condoms are only like 97% effective
What?
I got to go find her
Wow, Hey oh, Hold on.
Are you serious?
So like 3% of the time they don't even work?
huh?
They should put that on the box!
Evidently, They do.
What?!