This pandemic has really changed everything...
-But not for us!
We built a big dome over the f--king mansion!
What happens when 800 of the world's most elite footballers
and their managers live together under one roof?
Players stop being polite
and start getting Re-al.
This is
The Champions.
-They say form is temporary and class is permanent.
I hope they’re right, because my form has been...not good.
-Sometimes I like to pretend I’m Cinderella.
It fits!
-Terrible things are happening at Barcelona right now.
You hate to see it.
Me? I love to see it.
-Hi. I hope this message finds you well.
Just a gentle reminder that I still exist and would like a job.
-So far, life in The Dome is pretty good.
Every day, us cool, young bros make crazy pool parties,
the Farmers’ League is teaching us to grow our own food.
and anything else we need is delivered by drone!
[Shouting]
-Give it to Kevin!
[Shouting]
-Oh, no! My scrunchies were in there!
-Our toothpaste! -Our toothpaste!
-My brass knuckles polish!
-Whoa, whoa! What's the problem, lads?
-Allow me to interpret.
Our delivery box has crashed into the cornfield.
Now we are all without our luxury items.
And as a direct result, people are losing their s--t!
-A high-stakes rescue mission? That is O.F.T.
Opportunity for TikTok.
C'mon, bro, you're always on TikTok.
Cos I'm the king of TikTok.
[Groans]
[Cheers]
Don’t worry, guys.
The Champions will handle this.
[Chants] -Eins, zwei, drei, Search Party!
-Let's do this for Canada,
I mean Drake,
I mean Germany. -Hey, don't forget your fifth wheel, my dudes!
-It's not that we don't like Lewandowski.
I mean, on the pitch, he’s amazing.
But off the pitch?
Can't he just hang out with players his own age?
-Isn't this so lit?
Just a bunch of cool, young dudes having a cornfield and chill?
Hey, guys, what am I?!
What am I?
I'm a Pole dance!
[Grunts]
[Chuckles]
You get it? Pole dance...
Because I'm Polish.
-Yeah! We get it!
-Yo! Trill out, man!
-OK!
Everybody calm down.
You calm down!
Both of you Alphonsos need to back off, right now!
-Uh
hey, guys?
I think I found the box.
-Oh, s--t! We did it!
C'mon, guys, let's celebrate with a TikTok.
What's up, y'all?
We just did a search and rescue for this delivery box.
Cos if you want a job done,
you send in the Champions.
[Cheers]
-We will never die!
-What is wrong with you?!
-Yo, my phone won't turn on.
Mine either.
-Sacre bleu!
How are we to get home without our phones?
-What is your deal, dummkopf?
Why would you blast us with Champagne?
-Why did you even come along?
-It's time to face the facts.
I may only be 32 years young,
but I am also 32 years old.
Sorry, guys. I now realize I was being mad extra.
From now on, I’ll just be normal Robert.
Let's get you boys home.
Ah. Yes, that is poop.
Oh, look! We made it!
Or rather, I finished for you guys.
-Whoa! You did it!
How did you know to do all that stuff?
-This is how we got around in my day.
Before smartphones and Fitbits.
[Gasps]
-The ancient times.
-Man, old people are cool.
For once, we agree.
[Chuckles]
[Groans]
[Shouting]
-Seriously?
We’ve been gone 90 minutes.
Nom, nom, nom!
For more corny videos,
like and subscribe to B/R Football.
If only I had teeth!