Donal: Oh my god okay Elga: Okay, okay. This is it!
Both: One, two, three!
Donal: Ah! Oh my god dammit! God dammit!
Elga: Look, I can go first if you want.
Donal: No, no, no, it's fine.
*intro music*
Keeper: So, spider. Lovely spider!
Keeper: Do you want to take the smallest snake for you,
and see what you think of it?
Elga: A small one? Keeper: Yes, a nice, small one.
Elga: Okay, I can manage a small one. Keeper: Yeah?
Donal: Okay, thank you. What's his name
-or her name? Keeper: Rosie
Donal: Rosie, ah. That's a lovely spider! *laughs*
Donal: Alright, grand!
Sounds like- If it was called like Death-o-holic 2.0 or something
I'd be freaked out. *laughs*
*scared laugh*
Bit nervous. First dates, you know yourself.
Oh geez!
Elga: Oh god!
Donal: *gasp* Keeper: I'll stay still here, okay?
Keeper: So you can have a good look at her.
Keeper: So, she's not that bad *laughs*
Donal: It has the, ah, the two. . .
Donal: *HISS HISS* Keeper: She does have fangs, yup!
Keeper: She does. She is venomous. All spiders are venomous.
Donal: *shocked*
Since when?? What??
Elga: His head's over there
Keeper: Yes, his head's way over there, so you can touch anywhere along.
Keeper: There's lots of snake to go around, so. . .
Elga: My heart is racing, Jesus!
Elga: This a python?
Keeper: It is, yup. A Burmese python.
*scared cry*
Donal: So, if it bites me-
Keeper: So if she bites you, she injects venom, yeah.
Keeper: But, you not gonna die from it.
Keeper: So, no tarantula bite can kill a person.
Donal: Oh that's fine?! Keeper: So you're totally okay.
Donal: W-wait w-w-whoa
Keeper: Hey, look. We have 10, 10 tarantulas all together in here
Keeper: I'm working here five years and I've never been bitten by one of them.
Keeper: Not once, so-
Donal: First for everything though, isn't it, you know? *nervous laugh*
Elga: Ohh, didn't think I was this afraid.
Elga: I don't know- I just can't do it.
Keeper: Go for it.
Keeper: Yeah, honestly, it's not as bad as you think.
Keeper: Keep your hands like that.
Donal: Okay. Keeper: Okay?
Donal: C'mon Rosie! Here we go!
Keeper: So it's really light, okay?
Donal: Ohh yeah Keeper: That's all it's like.
Donal: Okay- Actually, d'you know what?
Keeper: So it's not that bad. Donal: No, actually, it's not.
Donal: Ohh hello!
Keeper: Keep your hands nice and still.
Keeper: That's it!
Donal: *shaky breathing*
Keeper: See? It's grand, isn't it?
Donal: I have a feeling it's just gonna pop up
Keeper: No, she won't jump. Don't worry about it.
*exhales*
Donal: How do ya think I f**king feel?! *laughs* What do ya mean?!
Donal: HAH
Donal: D-d- ahhh
Elga: EEEEEEEEH!!!!
Keeper: See? That's it! Go again.
Elga: AIEEEEEEEE!!
Elga: Sorry! That squeak probably's gonna freak him out, isn't it?
Keeper: No, he can't hear it, so it's alright!
*quiet shock*
Keeper: Do you want to have another go?
Keeper: See what he's like. Go on.
Donal: I thought- ahh!
Keeper: So what does it feel like? What do you think?
Elga: Umm, okay. I have to do this! I'm getting over this now.
*deep breath out*
Elga: Oh! It feels like, your- someone's skin. . . Keeper: Yeah.
Elga: . . . on a bad day! *laughs*
Donal: Alright. Umm, would you mind taking. . .? Keeper: Do you want me to take her?
Donal: Bye Rosie! Keeper: So if you keep your hand nice and still, okay?
Keeper: That's it!
Keeper: Well done!
Elga: Ugghrlaaahrlel (I don't know :P)
*nervous laughs*
Donal: Ugghhhh!
Keeper: That's him. Elga: OH GEEZ!
Keeper: He's very cute!
Donal: She's actually quite lovely!
Elga: I'd wish I'd worn long sleeves now.
*laughs*
Keeper: Go for it!
Donal: Yeah. No, I'm kinda getting used to it.
I just- Oh my god! Oh f**k!
Donal: Oh, never mind! Why does it keep going for my vein?!
Elga: Oh gee! Oh my god!
Keeper: Go for it. Elga: Oh. . .
Keeper: That's it! Elga: Oh, he's so-
Elga: UHHHHH!
Keeper: The venom turns insides into liquid. . .
Donal: Okay, okay. Keeper: . . . and then she drinks it all.
Donal: Take it! Keeper: No, you're fine! You're grand!
Keeper: So, that's how she eats her food.
Donal: Oh, lovely. That's- That's Keeper: *laughs* So they kinda suck their insides out.
*oh really? thanks for that piece of info!*
*seriously??*
Elga: Ohhhh, ah. Keeper: That's it.
Keeper: That's it, yeah. So keep your hands again nice and still, okay? Now we get her to move-
Keeper: So you can see how lazy she is- I actually have to push her to get her to walk off.
Elga: One. . . two. . . three.
Keepers: There you go- That's it.
Elga: *gasp* Keeper: Well done!
Keeper: Well done! Elga: Oh my god!
Keeper: That's it! *laughs*
Donal: Done! Uhhhh. . .
Donal: Grand. Great. Fantastic. Are we done?
Elga: Yeah, so much better! I- I'm calming down.
Elga: I'm kinda like, want to get to know him now.
Elga: Like. . . it's lovely. He's lovely.
Elga: Oooo! Okay, not too much though!
*loud laughs*
I wanna do it again,
but when I'm doing it, I'm like 'No, get it off! Get it off! Get it off'. Do you know what I mean?
I know I have a fear, but I didn't think I would react physically like that.
No, I felt a lot more comfortable with it, ah, towards the end.
And I think I can do it again.
Brrrhh. *laughs*
I do- No, I do feel a lot better.
I feel like, I've faced me fears, and it wasn't as bad as I thought.
Definitely wasn't as bad as I thought, actually now that I think of it!
It's kinda cute!
I'm feeling relieved, really happy. That was an amazing experience!
It was quite 'tranquil', some might say.
But, I mean, if it's between a tarantula and a puppy, I'd rather the puppy, thank you very much!
*jungle music*
I just don't like- ffff
I can't even describe it! It's just the way they move.
They're so quick! They're sly!
They- They've web powers- They're super powers, like?!
They can jump, they can fly, they can do anything!
They're gonna take over the world one day.
Uggggghhhhhh!