Power Armor. It can take a regular Joe or an already-established bad@*$ to new levels of awesomeness.
Most of the time, these tools of destruction are used for killing, and that's why I'm here.
Before we get started, I'd like to mention there's a difference between a suit of power armor and a mech suit.
The easiest way to distinguish what makes the list is: If you wear it, it makes it; if you pilot it, like the Titans from Titanfall, then it's out.
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In a world built solely for you to destroy, it shouldn't come as a surprise that Red Faction has some pretty great tools available to you.
Take, for example, the L.E.O. Exosuit, a piece of power armor that would make any ordinary soldier a super-soldier in no time.
Equipped with a .50-caliber minigun and heat-seeking rockets, the L.E.O. packs enough of a punch to take even the biggest opponent down.
And, if range isn't your forte, then the armor plating and energy shield provide you enough protection to charge through walls and demo a building using only your brawn.
If I were a paralyzed Jewish general in an alternate future fighting the God-damned Nazis to free humanity,
I don't think I can ask for anything greater than some ancient Jewish armor.
The Da...tuh...yuh--Da'at Yichud, I guess?
Well, the power armor suit is an exoskeleton with incredible abilities, including a neural interface that can grant paraplegics the ability to walk again! Mazel Tov, a miracle!
Okay, admittedly, it's not very feature-heavy, but come on! It's used to fight the Nazis!
It's the armor that strengthens your body and your faith!
Some of you may be wondering, "Does the Tanooki Suit really qualify as power armor?"
Well, it's a protective suit and it gives you power, so...Shut the Hell up; this is my list and I'll do what I want.
Throw off those crap-covered overalls and pull on the raccoon-flavored onesie.
Granting powers of hovering, flight, and equipped with a tail strong enough to bludgeon creatures of the Mushroom Kingdom to death,
the Tanooki Suit is a cuddly and cruel awakening to anyone who crosses the wearer's path.
Not to mention, if you're at a party and don't wanna talk to your ex, just turn into a stone statue until they give up talking to you and walk away.
God, I hope that thing's soundproof. Better luck next time on the alimony! Heh heh heh...
Where do I even begin with Warframes? There are so many suits with different abilities to satisfy my bloodlust.
Do I hop inside the quick blade of Excalibur, drive-by slicing anyone about to have a really bad day?
Do I use Loki to mindfreak my enemies with a decoy or camouflage myself to become an invisible predator?
Or...do I go totally hard as Rhino, heavily armored and ready to dive head-first into my enemies like a true hard-@*$?
Well, no matter what wall-running, diving, sliding action that my Tenno is involved in, there's always a Warframe to fit my mood.
So, screw it--let's put 'em all on!
Let's be honest--there's a $#*!-ton of power suits out there, but the CMC-400 Power Combat Suit is certainly one of the finest.
Not because it houses bad@*$ space marines that lay waste to alien scum lizards.
Not because of its amazing heads-up display, or cold-fusion power supply, or its built-in life support, which comes in handy when you've been stabbed by a Zealot's scion blade.
The CMC-400, and its Firebat variants alongside it, make the list because they have one quality that no other suit on this list has: straight-up intravenous drug use!
Yep, these suits will pump you full of space-aged PCP, consisting of a mixture of synthetic adrenaline, endorphins, and psychotropic aggression enhancers,
that will make you so f___ing high that your fully automatic weapon will somehow increase its already incredible fire rate.
Coming down off that has to be a pain...
I like to consider the Augmented Reaction Suit from Vanquish the Ferrari of power armors--
fast, sexy, and totally encouraging of trying to do some crazy stuff!
It boosts the wearer's strength and acrobatics off the charts, speeds up reaction time, and basically lets you go into Matrix Mode.
Plus it uses... Magnatopla-(gibberish)--magneto-plas-dynamic, close the ____ enough--thrusters to slide all over the battlefield like a raging maniac.
Sure, it's a prototype and overheats, but I've learned as a teenager that itching is half the battle.
The Gen-II Spartan MJOLNIR armor from Halo 5: is a shining example of humanity's obligation to kick butt all across the galaxy.
This 1000-lb. suit uses a Jedi-like connection to the brain to predict and enhance the wearers' actions.
With a helmet that can locate enemies and armor that can regenerate its shields, any Spartan would be a pretty great guy to have beside you in a back alley brawl.
And that's not even counting the abilities--like armor locks, drop shields, or jet-packs--
turning your regular old bred-for-glory-in-lab killing machine into a giant green middle finger of "SCREW YOU!" to any punk that gets in their way.
Fusion-powered and intimidating, power armor in the Fallout universe is the best for tackling the inconveniences of an apocalyptic wasteland.
You know, things like 30-lb. roaches, leather-obsessed bandits, and 13-foot-tall monstrosities that'll chop you up into pieces with their razor-sharp claws.
Shielding you from radiation and red-hot lead, this armor is an essential for the experienced Vault-dweller.
And if you're willing to invest the time, some sweet upgrades will really help it shine and take it to the next level. I like me a suit with options.
Totally no bias here. Anyway, the Metroid series power suit is Dog the Bounty Hunter's wet dream.
With a ridiculously lengthy laundry list of features, Samus Aran is galaxy-renowned for a reason.
Offering protection from just about everything, this gender-hiding armor can take care of any planet's biggest problems, including...certain other famous bounty hunters.
But its features are far more bad@*$ than just defense. This suit can make our heroine curl into a ball and roll around, and use the awesomely-named Screw Attack.
Add in the sweet-@*$ Arm Cannon that can carry a truckload of ammo for a ton of varied weaponry, and this power suit is set to take anyone almost anywhere and help them kick anyone's butt.
Coating the entire body in nanomachines, (Eww...) Crysis's Nanosuit is an all-inclusive and non-itchy solution to everything a human would need.
Reinforcing muscles, this suit can make its wearer jump higher, run faster, throw barrels at people with ease, or...parallel park.
With abilities like hardening for damage resistance (Heh!) or even a cloaking device, this is a one-stop shop for survivability...or sneaking into the girls' locker room.
But be careful; if you eff up, the government can dissolve you of...well, you.
Just a push of the button, and those in charge can evaporate the suit as well as the person inside, so...don't get caught when you're peeping.
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