put on your snowman jumper
and take a seat
we are the suggs
oh, we are the suggs
the one clap sugg
hello everybody
its Christmas eve
is this going up Christmas eve
yes this is going up Christmas eve
oh okay cool
one sleep 'till christmas
aww that's the best sleep as well, the most funnest sleep.
but also you get the less sleep you know
say sleep one more time
sleep
so this year
try and guess what i want to turn you into
oh is it
oh, f***
tonight matthew
I'm gonna be
a snowman
now turn and walk into the big square, into the big star
(humming)
christ, it's like narnia in here
today
in light of the holiday season
i am turning Joe into a snowman
you know what? this is the it's the most annoying thing
it's claustrophobic
it stinks, like this stuff here stinks
stop crying about it
let's get into, let's just go
we've got a lot of cotton wool
as always-
is that enough cotton wool?
ew just looking at the texture just makes me feel horrible
this is a lot of cotton wool
but the first thing we need to do is
give you a base
what is a base?A base of what?
white
oooh
aw is it paint?
yeah
get me little sponge
i remember that from last year
oh see it's freezing cold
aw it's really good
it's so cold
look how white it is
oh it's so cold zoe
oh my god you just broke my ear drum
and the mic
how long's this gonna take?
i mean i'm going as fast as possible
can we do a speed round this time, cause it always takes ages
guys, i think it's important to say
i think this would be a really great look for Christmas day
why not surprise your family
can you imagine? that'd be so funny
come downstairs like this
that'd be so funny i'm going through a change alright family
what if this doesn't come off? could you imagine?
(burp)
oh joe that was right in front of my mouth
i had my mouth open too
tell me how i'm supposed to breath with no air
er zoe
like that
you put it in my mouth
you look
terrifying
like actually terrifying
bbulluughhhbb
oh my god
give it a sniff
have you missed that smell
oh my god i think i'm gonna pass out
its like smelling salt you smell it, smell it , Have you had a strong whiff
that's so strong
what's that jelly?
what's the jelly?
i don't want that jelly on my face
it's to fix the cotton wool to your face
then what's the white stuff for then
to smooth it down
aw do the other one
aw this is not savory
it is not nice
oh my god this is gonna be like sick
this is not
this is so exciting
i really don't wanna do this
what are you doing
i don't know
gonna help spread it around my face quicker
just please hurry up zoe
joe, joe I've literally just started.
how long's this going to take
ooh you've got a monobrow mate
i know, i pluck it
like actually a propper monobrow
no i haven't
no it's really long
dont tell lies
omg no pass me your phone let me take a picture
right
stay stare like
i am stop laughing and just take the picture
i meant forward that way
oh
stop it
right look at this
that's not a monobrow
yes it is
what are you chattin about
i've got a really itchy nose
oh no what will you do
I've just touched it and its like rubbed
careful
you're gonna ruin it
sorry i had to do that
snowman
look at you
stop, stop
just need a breather please
please
hahahahaha
do you know what i want for christmas
what
for the sun not to come out so i don't melt
oh that'd be the worst
do you know what i look like
oh my god you do
know what it is
stop it
sorry
i have to do it
look
do it at the camera
your cheeks puff out
it's your fault
can you stop
sorry, it's your fault
it's not
yeah you have all these-
that made no sense
it's your fault
no it's not you have
boooo
aw it's in my mouth
its not in your mouth
it's just on my lip
zoe zoe stop you've got it in my frickin lip
no i haven't
is it toxic
no
is it safe
do you like your snowman hair
yeah thats quite cool
its like a little white string
i'm like your snowman johnny bravo
do you know any snowmen jokes
no do you
no
what does he have on his mouth
like black
buttons
how am i gonna do that though
i dunno
should've thought about that before you covered me up with frickin this stuff
wait you do look like a snowman
cotton wool
i just breathed out snow
joe
look
joe you're making an absolute
what the hell
stop it
look snow flies out when i do that
look at me
turn this way
okay yeah stay there a minute
can't wait to show my friends
hopefully they'll see it before i melt
i have bought a hat
cause some snowmen have hats don't they
dont i look like the snowman van helsing
does it look good
oh my god
does it look good
yes
is your mouth still dry?
what
joe your sitting on the
what
your sitting on the paint
no wait, how could i be
you were
is it on my anus
i don't think so
right shut your eyes
I've got to do a video after this zoe
its ok
and this stuff doesn't come off my eyes
it does
and this stuff doesn't come off my eyes ill have like eyeliner and they're gonna be like aargh joe why are you wearing eye liner
because
it does come off
it doesn't cause i have to scrub it off well enough you know
joe it does
please
its beginning to look a lot like christmas
what have i done?
yeah but thats when i open my eyes i'll have paint in my eyes
no your not
there's paint in my frickin eyes
no there's not
there is
there's not joe
ohh
look up
i'm a delicate snowman
ohh
that's enough
surely i've got a black eye now
yeah that ones done
yes
relax your eyelids
that's it
not your body just your eyelids
ew joe
sorry
for god sake that was like phlegmy
no it was fluffy
oh maybe you're not supposed to put this on your eyes
yeah
it says mesmerise
aww so I'm going to get really red and puffy eyes
face cream: do not place in eye
dont do this do me does it actually say that
i swear thats what happend last time
its actually stinging so bad
no its only stinging cause you think its stinging
no it's stinging really bad thats intense
what was that?
did you hear that
alf?
look
what have you done, its like a love bite
huh I've got a good idea
what
im gonna stick chocolate buttons to your face
oh don't, do you have them
yeah
go on then
they are not
that's mintstraws
yeah but they will do
that's not gonna work
yeah they will
has it worked
yeah
nice
there was a crooked man
who walked a crooked mile
that's cool
now sip that carrot on my nose and-
bob's your uncle fanny's your aunt
I can get a shit off
oh my god
why is this the best
why is it the best thing we've ever done
oh my god
it's actually terrifying
okay
now i'm just gonna wrap the scarf around you
you done?
yeah
is that it
yeah we're done
hooray
do you think this is amazing
this is the coolest thing i have ever seen in my life
this is unbelievable
isn't it
i feel like an actual snowman
imagine somebody walking around town like this
wouldn't you be terrified
like absolutely terrified
like this is scarier than CGI isn't it
go in to the camera
and actually have a look
turn to the side
and your nose
oh my god
this is obviously all falling off
it's falling off yeah
this is unbelievable
free falling off
oh god
we're about to lose it
quick i need surgery
don't talk
it's coming off
i said hola como estas
she said
ah no
it's like chocolatey
okay wait just look at your nose
okay
oh, noo!
there we go
the joe man snow man
oh look we did that
high five
wintery high five
i think this is one of my favorite ones i've done
that's because you actually look
what a way to end the christmas season
I know
I really hope you guys have enjoyed this video
give it a thumbs up
if you did
and i really hope you have
an amazing day tomorrow
merry christmas
from me and joe(the snowman)
merry christmas
and I will see you again in the new year
see you
bye
my mouth is falling off
stop
wait, i'm gonna
oh look it's like dangleberries
joe
it;s like a beard
i'm just gonna pull-
-that off
i'm like a little baby elf
ready?
we're done yeah
that's kind of satis-
I'm gonna look like a bald seagull
when you deal with this
oh my god you are
look at you right now
yeah like this
I'm gonna come down you chimney
and eat your liver
we could give you a new character
like what is this
I'd love to be in a film like this
like an owl-man
the bird man
the owl-man comes in night time
rekkon is it gonna come off well
yeah
oh, I may have taken off half your eyebrow
really, no I need them
you wanna keep the scarf?
no thanks
why
don't know it's quite nice
if this video gets half a million thumbs up
zoe is gonna turn me into an emoji of your choice
and I'm gonna turn zoe into an emoji of your choice
joe's finally gonna put the stinky latex on me
yes I am
comment below whether you wannna see us as an emoji
and if it gets five hundred thousand thumbs up, half a million thumbs up
we will do it
let's go
merry christmas
yeah