[MUSIC PLAYING]
Please welcome my friend, Jimmy Fallon.
[CHEERING]
All right, we're back with Jimmy Fallon
and we both like to play games.
And we're going to play a special Golden Globes
edition of Speak Out.
Jimmy is going to put something in his mouth.
And I don't think you know to put it--
and I don't know how to put it in either.
OK.
But it goes in your mouth--
So this goes in my mouth like this?
No, not like that.
Not like that.
I think--
Like this?
No.
I think that has to be--
Like where?
Like that.
No, keep it.
Nothing bends?
What is this thing, first of all?
What am I shoving in my mouth?
[LAUGHTER]
What is-- is nobody going to tell me what this thing is?
I got it from my gynecologist.
[LAUGHTER]
OK, I know this is it.
Yeah, yeah, I know this is it.
I've seen-- I've seen this.
All right.
I've seen this.
I think the curve--
on that.
OK, yes.
This is what happens at the gynecologist?
Yeah.
OK.
All right.
All right, so I'm going to read this.
See, I can understand you already.
I got to-- do I hide it in my mouth?
All right.
I'll do it like this.
Ready?
All right, so you're something that I maybe
overheard at the Golden Globes.
Something that I maybe overheard at the Golden Globes.
Why is this show long?
Why is this show so long?
This is good.
I thought Tina and Amy were hosting.
I'm laughing at that, yeah.
You heard that.
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon is so hot.
You're good at this.
You hardly--
This is done--
You don't really need your lips.
I go to the gynecologist all the time.
So it's just years of practice.
You said--
Years of practice, yeah.
Yeah.
Jimmy Fallon is so hot?
This is-- yeah--
All right.
I'll do it.
What the heck?
They're out of tequila?
That's good.
You can hear it.
Yeah.
This is different.
It's--
I actually talk better with this thing in my mouth--
You really do.
--than when I normally talk.
You really do.
And you look good too.
I do?
Yeah.
Can I have a kiss?
Uh-huh.
[LAUGHTER]
Let's talk about your finger because I, like everyone, I'm
fascinated with how long this is taking to heal.
Yeah.
I think you're just keeping it on for sympathy, maybe.
Yeah, it's become my style now and that's
like Michael Jackson's glove.
I know this-- no, yeah, it's a dumb--
So you got it-- you got your wedding ring caught
on the corner of a counter?
Yeah, it's called ring avulsion.
Don't go Google it.
It's really gross, but it's real and almost
ripped my finger off my hand.
And so luckily, I have a great doctor.
And all the great nurses over at Bellevue Hospital
took care of my finger and saved my finger.
So it's actually-- it's back on my hand
but it's going to take a while to heal.
I'm doing physical therapy now.
I'm thinking probably by the new year.
So I don't want you to get hurt anymore.
And I know you wear suits every night on the show.
So I got you something.
Really, dude, this is--
Yep, I really did.
Stand up.
Let me show you how it goes on.
OK.
Thank you.
This is--
Put your hands up.
Put your arms out.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, this is perfect.
Careful of his finger.
Yeah, this is absolutely perfect.
Thank you very much.
All right.
OK, this is good here, yep.
This is to protect your hands.
OK, yeah.
OK.
This finger's up but I can do this.
This is a helmet just to make sure if you fall down--
Ellen, this is great.
--that no one will ever even know you have a helmet on.
This is like-- no one will even notice.
It's like real hair.
[CHEERING]
This is so good.
No one will even know that I'm not wearing my normal suit.
No one will know that--
People-- and this is-- and I can do anything and be so safe.
This is so thoughtful and caring.
Thank you for taking care of me, Ellen.
I care about you.
I care how you look.
I care about everything.
I love you.
I love you this suit.
Oh, Jimmy.
I'm so happy to be here.
I'm so happy to have you here.
I love you so much and I thought I could get you.
I didn't get you.
You did get me.
No, it didn't get you.
You scared me-- you did.
You scared me.
And I'm a fan of yours.
And you know I love you.
And you still scared me.
Yeah.
And you just did it.
And you just-- you're not mean spirited.
No?
You're just cruel, a little cruel.
Yeah.
And yeah.
And I came in--
Sneaky.
It's not cruel.
It's just sneaky.
It's sneaky but I kind of felt something was going to happen.
And I came in.
And the producer said to me, go on into the-- this
is your dressing room.
Go into the bathroom.
Ellen has an old picture of you and her from years ago.
And I go, oh, it's probably an awful picture.
He goes, it's pretty funny.
You'll laugh at it.
She hung it in the bathroom.
I go, OK.
And I go to the bathroom.
The door's creaked a little bit closed.
Well, all right.
Let's show-- this is me trying to scare him.
This is minutes ago.
OK, I'm walking and I go--
Yeah.
And that's the bathroom.
I'm about to go in there.
Seriously--
So--
[INAUDIBLE]
This door.
I knew it.
Oh, god, something's going to jump out and scare me.
I knew it.
Oh.
I'll just do it.
I don't like getting scared.
[YELLS]
[YELLS BACK]
[SCREAMS]
[LAUGHTER]
I did get scared too because you go woo-ha-ha.
Yeah, but then I was thinking, oh, I
wish I wasn't there because then you
would have just done that all by yourself.
That would have been--
That would have been really embarrassing.
That would have been better.
Yeah, I'm always getting embarrassed.
Pick a card.
I don't know what it is.
And you're going to do a type of impression of some sort.
OK.
And I'm going to try to guess who you're doing.
OK.
OK?
OK, OK, very good.
All right.
I don't know any of them.
Do I show it to anybody?
Oh, I show myself, yes.
Yeah, you show yourself.
Yeah, OK, OK, all right.
Ready?
Yep.
This just in.
My shoulders are really this off and I wear suspenders.
Larry King?
Yes, very good.
[DING]
[VOCALIZATION]
Bee Gees?
[INAUDIBLE] the lead singer.
Andy Gibb.
(SINGING) Ah,ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
No, Barry Gibb.
Yes, that's right, yes.
[DING]
Andy Gibb?
I can't believe about the show.
It sounds like terrorists.
I can't believe this.
I like hearing more and more of that, please.
I'm sitting next to to Kelly.
I can't believe even believe this great audience out
over here.
Regis Philbin.
I can't even do it.
OK, good.
[DING]
Oh, man.
Duh, winning, duh.
[APPLAUSE]
Crazier.
[INAUDIBLE]
Crazier.
[DING-DING-DING]
Tiger balm.
That's all I can do.
That was it.
I did good.
All right, thank you.
All right.
Oh, I'm so excited.
Are you really excited?
You nervous?
I'm nervous and freaking out.
I'm doing-- my parents are all excited.
They're freaking out.
My mom has already given out the first tickets
to the first four shows.
All the neighbors are coming.
So they're already sold out.
Again, my mom is driving me a little crazy.
She's so excited.
But she wants me to do something with her on the show.
She always uses you as an example, by the way,
so thank you.
Why?
Why is that?
I guess because you use your mom.
You've done stuff with your mom.
She goes to like, Ellen always mentions her mom.
Right.
She wants-- my mom wants me to say,
sweet dreams, Mom, at the end of every show, I swear.
Like, you laugh.
You laugh and my mom won't laugh.
She's like, what's the problem?
That scene's-- she wants me pull my ear like Carol Burnett used
to do.
So once that starts, it's going to go to my home--
my aunt and my uncle.
I'll be going like this, like that,
and the next thing you know, Derek Jeter
will be stealing second base.
My name is just-- this whole thing's
going to be a nightmare.
So I was just like-- so sweet dreams, Mom,
if you're watching.
And I know it's the middle of the day.
But take a nap.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
She really thinks that you can do that
at the end of every show.
I can't do that.
Yeah.
So well she'll do-- and because I'll
tell you because my mother does too-- they have opinions.
And they will tell you if they like something
or if you didn't do something.
Right, mom?
Yeah.
She's in the audience and she's got opinions--
On everything.
--and she'll tell you.
Your mom come to every show?
Almost.
Does she really?
I'm going to send her away soon.
She's--
Yeah.
My mom calls me up and tells me when anything is on TV.
She's like, Tina Fey's on Ellen.
OK.
So then she'll call me up and tell me just
like, there's a funny juggler on Ellen
or whatever, like just basically tells
me who's on your show that day.
That's nice.
OK, that's great, Mom.
Thank you.
I have a TV Guide.
That's cute.
And I can figure it out.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, she's good like that.
Well, I suddenly like her a lot more
that she watches my show so much.
I don't think that's such a weird idea now, to say,
sweet dreams.
I'm going to send her to all of your shows.
Yeah, she should--
Oh, you should say, sweet dreams, Mom?
Yeah, I'm going to say sweet dreams to your mom every night
when I--
sweet dreams, Mom.
Thank you so much.
What's her name?
Gloria.
I like Gloria a lot.
I was asking them today because I was forgetting
all the impressions you do.
I like, especially, when you sing but you do amazing--
you do Adam Sandler.
I do.
Do a little Adam Sandler.
[IMITATING ADAM SANDLER] Jabbity doo.
And then Jerry Seinfeld.
OK, people, OK.
It's just that easy, just little tiny snippets.
And then John Travolta.
She's like, it's like Ladder 49, right?
It's like, swear to god, just sitting her,
it's like swear to god.
I didn't know what to do with that.
Crazy.
Swear to god.
[INAUDIBLE]
That was my joke.
I say that's how John Travolta goes down ladder 49.
He just goes like that.
[LAUGHTER]
I don't really have a real joke, just a half joke.
Well, while you're up, it's got to--
Mick Jagger.
All right.
Come on, right?
Come on, right, and do it.
Like, come on right now.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what it is, right, and you know how to play it.
Come on, what are you playing at?
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) I wish I were there to say farewell.
But I'm in New York and flying commercial is hell.
And when you're leaving, say it isn't so.
Next thing you tell me someone flushed Nemo.
Ellen, you are my lady so pull a Tom Brady and stay.
[APPLAUSE]
Come back, Ellen.
Come back.
Come back, Ellen.
Love you, buddy.
Congrats on a great run.
I'll see you soon.
[APPLAUSE]
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