- [Gary] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, me-ow
- [SpongeBob] What? Today? My birthday?
Oh, Gary you know I never pay attention
to those sorts of things.
(party horn blows)
(laughs)
(gasps)
(angelic music)
Oh, wow, Gary, did you make me this
jelly fishing net yourself?
- [Gary] Meow.
(slime sloshes)
(splat)
(slurps drink)
(slime sloshes)
- [SpongeBob] Best present ever.
- [Gary] Meow.
(laughs)
- [Sandy] Aw, come on Patrick, we've been up all night.
For the one millionth time,
you're going to get SpongeBob out of his house
with a sight-seeing tour so we can go in
and decorate it for his surprise party.
Okay? Repeat it back to me.
- [Patrick] Gotcha.
I'm gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see
and repeat it back to me.
(owl hoots)
(groans)
(alarm clock rings) - [Patrick] Hmm?
Oh, would you look at the hour?!
It's almost time for me to take SpongeBob on that tour
so you guys can decorate his house.
(surprised gasp)
- [Plankton] Eh, I guess even a broken moron
can be right once a day.
(zing)
- [Patrick] Hey! What's the big idea?
(zing)
- [Plankton] It's part of the plan, idiot.
I jump from your shorts into SpongeBob's pocket
to get his keys,
(knocking) remember?
- [Patrick] Okay, well don't mess with my stuff in there.
(bubbling water)
Get SpongeBob on the bus.
(knocking)
- [SpongeBob] Hi, buddy!
(groans)
(giggles)
(donkey brays)
(party horn)
(seagulls caw) (groans)
(gasps)
You remembered my birthday!
(pop)
(groaning)
(car honk)
Oh, and you got me a sight-seeing bus tour as a present!
(gurgling) (mumbles)
- [Patrick] Huh? Oh! And there's a secret!
I'm not supposed to tell you.
which is...
(groaning)
(explosion) (dramatic music)
(water splash)
(cuckoo clock rings)
(silly sounds)
Nope, I lost everything in the fire.
(splat)
Who are you? Who am I?
Where are we?!
- [SpongeBob] I have an idea, pal.
How would you like to take a
little sight-seeing tour with me?
- [Patrick] Wow.
Thank you, kind stranger.
(door slam)
(keys jingling) (humming)
(sneaky melody music) (grunting)
(giggles)
(footsteps)
(slide whistle) (laughs)
(footsteps) (grunting)
(tires screeching)
(playful music)
- [SpongeBob] Whoa!
Oh, this is so exciting!
I wonder where we're going.
- We're going to Surface Land.
(group exclaims)
- [SpongeBob] Surface Land?!
(yells excitedly)
(scared yelling)
(creak)
(silly cartoon noise)
- Whoa! Hi, everybody, and welcome to Surface Land Tours.
I'm your tour guide, Rube.
- [Unison] Hi Rube!
- [Rube] Before we drive to the amazing Surface Land,
I'm required to read you these tour bus rules.
(paper unraveling)
(splat)
Please sit in an upright position.
(gasp) (silly cartoon noises)
Absolutely no bad language.
(dolphin noises)
(smack)
- No horse play,
(horse clop) (whining)
(splat)
And no digging, no dancing, no tanning, no cooking,
no fencing, no drowning, no molting, no running,
no trespassing, no peeking, and no balloons.
(popping) (grunting)
- [SpongeBob] Aw, not even birthday balloons?
(squeal) (gasp)
- [Rube] Oh my goodness, is it your birthday?
(chimes)
(pop)
- [SpongeBob] Yes.
(laughs)
- [Rube] Well, I would love for everyone
to sing "Happy Birthday" to you.
- [Passenger] Yes!
(music beat)
- [SpongeBob] Aw, really? That is so-
- [Rube] Not now, of course.
Tour time is tight. (ticking)
(splat)
Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! (thud)
(tires screeching) (group exclaims)
(whistle) (group exclaims)
(grunts)
Okay, everybody, we're on Upsy-Daisy street
and ready for liftoff.
- [Unison] Liftoff?
(honk)
(dramatic music)
(breathing heavily)
(yelling) (tires squeal)
- [Rube] Amazing.
(whistle)
- [SpongeBob] Oh, are we there yet?
- [Rube] Almost, but we need a little boost to the surface.
(bus honking)
(engine sputtering) (yelling)
(submarine dinging)
(triumphant music)
- [Unison] Yay!
- [Narrator] One little boost to the surface later.
(heroic music) (squeal)
(whirring)
(submarine dinging) (water bubbling)
- [Unison] Oooh!
(triumphant music)
- [SpongeBob] Look! It's Sandy's friend, Frenchy.
Oui oui!
- [Rube] You could say that again, birthday boy.
Oui oui!
(grunting)
- [Patrick] Can you guys please stop saying "Oui oui"?
(groaning)
Gotta go, gotta go.