Yeah.
I have questions all the time, but I just
want random questions because I love your answers
to just about anything.
Oh, OK.
So, you're interesting, and we thought
we're going to play, it's, Interesting Questions.
Yeah, OK.
So, it's a question generator.
I have nothing to do with this.
These are random questions that come up.
I got it now.
OK, here we go.
Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?
Well, once upon a time, you know, when I was younger,
I had boyfriends.
And I liked them a lot.
And one of them, I think, is the sexiest man alive.
I still think that to this day.
Maybe you guys don't agree.
I know who you're gonna say.
But for me-- Al Pacino.
Ah.
Yeah, I thought he was, like, that guy.
Al Pacino.
But, you know, he didn't care for me quite very much.
I mean, what can you do?
I bet he did.
But he was sexy.
All right, here's another one.
Random.
Who is your current celebrity crush?
Hmm.
Well, I don't want to say it again but,
you know, honestly, I would--
Al Pacino?
No.
Oh.
No, he's not my crush.
Who?
That's over.
Did you know that?
I'm not dating him anymore.
All right, then who?
Well, I want to go back to my favorite.
Yeah, I mean, I just had a big feeling, at your party,
for Chris Martin.
Oh, OK.
All right.
If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life,
what would it be, a hat or a turtleneck?
OK.
I have a lot of feelings about both of these items,
as you can tell.
They're near and dear.
My idea is this-- that I would pull the,
you know, I would pull the turtleneck up to my nose,
and bring the hat down just to the very rim of my eyes.
And then I'd be, kind of, like Karl Lagerfeld, right.
Do you know what Karl Lagerfeld?
No, you're not into that.
OK.
Then I'll just pull the turtleneck over my head.
Is that good?
What's your favorite curse word?
Oh, well, it's the f-word.
Name a word to describe your sex life.
Ooh.
I look forward to--
My sex life?
Yeah.
I look forward to hearing this.
Well, I mean, do you want me to be honest?
Yeah.
Well, I would say I don't have one.
Yeah.
You know, like, it's gone, gone.
I don't participate in that.
OK.
Name something you would never--
Well, maybe sometimes, you know, on occasion.
Well, let's think about it.
I mean, give me a break.
I mean, you know, what about, maybe Chris might, someday,
be interested.
So if he were interested, you would be?
If he was interested, he'd need to call me up for--
Oh, dear.
That was fun to think about.
All right, moving on.
Name something you would never find in your house.
A what?
What's that?
Something you'd never find in your house.
Something I'd never find in my house.
I don't know, a hatchet.
A hatchet?
Something I'd never find in my house--
I would say, Chris Martin.
-- is Chris Martin, yeah.
You beat me.
She beat me.
You took too long.
It's not fair that Ellen's great.
All right.
You know, I'm sick of Ellen being great.
All right.
You're great.
You know, I-- thank you.
This is a bestseller.
It is a fantastic book-- her other book, Romantica, is also.
You're not here to plug that, but that's a great book
as well.
Thank you.
She's got such great taste.
She's dismissing me.
You should-- yeah.
She's gonna ask me to leave now.
I am asking you to leave.
And--
Well, I love you.
You should follow her on Pinterest as well.
Yeah.
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