SCP-2228 Foundation Playsets - object class safe
Item #: SCP-2228
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Instances of SCP-2228 are to be stored in their original
packaging inside storage vault 12 at Site 73. Access to SCP-2228 requires level 2 credentials,
and any instances of SCP-2228 removed from storage vault 12 for any reason must be logged
on Site 73's database.
Description: SCP-2228 refers to a series of identical boxed sets, each 30x30x15 cm in
length, of polyethylene figurines labeled "SCP Foundation Containment Site Playset",
with Dr. Wondertainment given as the items' manufacturer. The graphics covering the packaging
consist of the following: an SCP Foundation logo with the playset's title written beneath
it, above an artist's depiction of a Foundation containment cell containing a creature with
several violet tentacles assaulting what appears to be a Class-D individual through its open
door, along with two individuals in lab coats taking cover under a table, and two individuals
in tactical gear opening fire on the creature. The sides of the box are illustrated with
photographs of the contents of the box in various configurations, most with children's
hands manipulating the objects. The underside of the box details its contents and displays
the following message:
Object Class: Fun
Special Containment Procedures: All "junior researchers" are to have hours of anomalous
fun with their new SCP Foundation™ Containment Site Playset™!
Description: The SCP Foundation™ Containment Site Playset™ contains everything a "junior
researcher" such as yourself needs to Secure, Contain, and Protect™ anything you can imagine.
Simply add any item into the Containment Cell and our patented insta-anomalizer™ technology
will give it a unique set of anomalous properties you can experiment on!
Addendum: Do not add living creatures, weapons, or items with pre-existing anomalous properties
to the Containment Cell's insta-anomalizer™. Dr. Wondertainment is not responsible for
any physical or mental damage caused by misuse of The SCP Foundation™ Containment Site
Playset™. Ages 8-14. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
The SCP Foundation, SCP Foundation logo, and "Secure, Contain, Protect" are registered
trademarks of the SCP Foundation. All rights reserved.
The contents of the box are as follows:
2 models, 10cm in height, of individuals dressed in lab coats with Foundation logos on the
right breast. 2 models, 10cm in height, of individuals equipped
with gear typical of Foundation security personnel. 1 model, 10cm in height, of an individual
in an orange jumpsuit with "D-1234" written across the back.
Several model accessories, including clipboards, test tubes, pistols, and batons designed to
be held by the above models. 1 disassembled enclosure, approximately 20x20x10cm
in dimensions. Along the enclosure's front side, there is a blast door style opening
with "Containment Cell" written above it. Its left side has a transparent window, and
its back side has what appears to be a generator or power supply, with a removable panel for
the insertion of 2 AA batteries. 1 10x15cm sheet of paper containing information
on an upcoming "Global Occult Coalition Type Green Termination Playset".
SCP-2228's anomalous effects manifests whenever an object small enough to fit inside the "Containment
Cell" is placed within it when 2 AA batteries are inserted into its back panel.The item
will develop minor anomalous properties for the duration of an individual interacting
with SCP-2228. These properties typically manifest as anomalous means of interaction
with other components of SCP-2228.
Recovery: 300 instances of SCP-2228 were recovered in transit from a truck owned by the █████████ Shipping
Company following the interception of a commercial broadcast on 5-19-2003. Debriefing of █████████ Shipping
Company's employers has revealed that they were not aware of any anomalous activities
by Dr. Wondertainment, and had only recently accepted a contract for the shipment of the
organization's products to local retailers. All employees were administered Class B amnestics
with false memories implanted, and documents concerning the shipment were replaced. The
broadcast that led to the discovery of SCP-2228 has been transcribed below.
Transcript 2228-01
Scene opens with two children, one male (Subject A) and one female (Subject B), approximately
8-12 years of age, expressing disinterest while playing with toys in a suburban household.
Subject A: These old toys sure are boring.
Subject B: Uh-huh!
A bright flash and a puff of smoke occur behind Subjects A and B. The smoke clears, revealing
a middle-aged male wearing a multi-colored suit and top hat, along with thick glasses
that magnify the subject's eyes to an exaggerated degree.(Subject C).
Subjects A and B: Doctor Wondertainment!
Subject C: That's right, children! Why just play with those boring old toys when you can…
Subject C points at the set's dining room table. Another bright flash and puff of smoke
is seen, which reveals a fully assembled instance of SCP-2228 when it clears.
Subject C: …contain them!
View changes to Subjects A and B, who are now dressed in lab coats.
Subjects A and B: Woah!
View changes again to an isometric view of the fully assembled SCP-2228. Subject B places
a toy horse in the containment cell. This toy horse appears to teleport within the cell
several times. Small text appears on the bottom of the screen reading "Actual results may
vary".
Subject B: My horsey can teleport now!
Subject A places a toy soldier in the cell. The class-D figurine appears to spontaneously
levitate before being slammed repeatedly against the cell walls.
Subject A: And my action figure can move things with his mind!
The blast door of the cell opens, and one of the researcher figurines repeats the actions
of the class-D figurine.
Subject A: Oh, no! a containment breach!
Subject B: We better send in security!
Subject B places one of the security figurines in the enclosure. The soldier figurine shakes
in place for a short period before falling over. View changes to a static image of a
box containing SCP-2228 laid on its side, behind a fully assembled instance of SCP-2228.
Voice over of Subject C: With the SCP Foundation containment site play set, you can have anomalous
amounts of fun helping our friends at the SCP Foundation contain anything you can imagine.
Coming soon to a store near you. Some assembly required. Batteries not included.
Undercover Foundation agents have conducted interviews with 24 individuals, including
actors, directors, and technical specialists involved with the production of this broadcast,
which revealed that none involved were aware of the objects' anomalous properties, nor
were they aware of the activities or actual existence of the SCP Foundation. Further research
revealed that the mass production of SCP-2228 had been outsourced to ██████████ Manufacturing,
and the graphics on the box were outsourced to ███████ Designs, with a total
of no fewer than 200 individuals gaining limited knowledge of the Foundation and Dr. Wondertainment.
This has been classified as a Class-1 (Low Threat) information leak. As such, further
amnestic treatments have been deemed unnecessary, and a Class-1 disinformation campaign was
put into place. The SCP Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition are currently monitoring
commercial broadcasts for the future release of any similar anomalous or compromising products.
Experiment Log 2228
Experiment 2228-01
Rationale: The purpose of this experiment is to replicate the circumstances noted in
the commercial broadcast of SCP-2228.
Materials & Procedures:
1 instance of SCP-2228, fully assembled. 1 plastic horse figurine, similar to the one
shown in the broadcast. 1 plastic soldier figurine, similar to the
one shown in the broadcast. All components of SCP-2228 will placed in
a similar configuration to that shown in the commercial. The horse figurine will be placed
in the model containment cell, followed by the soldier figurine.
Results: Approximately 5 seconds after introduction to SCP-2228's containment cell, the horse
figurine began levitating 2cm off of the ground. The class-D figurine then slid over the horse
figurine, before lifting itself on top of it and assuming a seated position. The horse
figurine continued to levitate at varying heights while circling the containment cell.
The horse figurine was removed, and the soldier figurine was introduced. The portions of the
soldier figurine painted to resemble skin began to glow red, and after a short period
of time, the class-D figurine's face melted. No heat was produced during this process,
and the soldier and class-D figurines returned to normal after the soldier figurine was removed.
Experiment 2228-02
Rationale: This is a repetition of Experiment 2228-01 for the purpose of determining if
any patterns can be discerned from SCP-2228's anomalous properties.
Materials & Procedures: The same materials and procedures used in Experiment-01 were
repeated in this experiment, with the exception of a different instance of SCP-2228.
Results: Upon introduction into SCP-2228's containment cell, the class-D figurine again
slid towards the horse figurine and assumed a seated position on top of it. The horse
figurine then achieved sudden acceleration to around 25m/s, as well as sudden deceleration
to a stationary position upon coming within 1mm of the containment cell's walls. Neither
the class-D figurine nor the horse figurine suffered any damage from these accelerations
despite the forces involved.
The horse figurine was removed, and the soldier figurine was introduced. After a few seconds,
the soldier figurine slid towards the class-D figurine and raised its arm to make contact
with it. The class-D figurine's limbs and head detached from its torso, which was spontaneously
flung towards one of the cell walls.
Notes: It seems that, while the actual properties given to these items by SCP-2228 don't remain
constant, they do seem to match the context of the items, i.e. the horse gained properties
related to transportation, and the soldier gained offensive abilities. -Dr. Reiner
Experiment 2228-03
Rationale: The purpose of this experiment is to determine how the anomalous effects
of SCP-2228 apply to objects with a less specifically defined context.
Materials & Procedures:
1 red neoprene ball, 5cm in diameter. 3 instances of SCP-2228, fully assembled.
The ball will be placed in one instance of SCP-2228 until SCP-2228's anomalous effect
manifests. The experiment will be repeated on two more instances of SCP-2228 to determine
if any patterns can be observed in these manifestations.
Results: Shortly after introduction into the first instance of SCP-2228, the ball began
to levitate 5cm off of the floor. All other figurines began to levitate and move around
the ball in a circular motion. All figurines ceased motion after the removal of the ball.
The ball was introduced into the second instance of SCP-2228. The object began to bounce on
its own, quickly picking up speed before changing direction and randomly bouncing off of the
walls of the enclosure, eventually impacting the Class-D figurine before coming to a stop.
The ball was then removed and introduced to the third instance of SCP-2228. The object
began to roll towards the Class-D figurine, then stayed at its side and bounced in place.
Re-positioning the Class-D figurine caused the ball to repeat this action.
Notes: This seems to support my theory of the context-sensitivity of SCP-2228's properties.
These manifestations were at least tangentially related to the ball, but I'm curious to see
what happens as we introduce increasingly abstract objects. -Dr. Reiner
Experiment 2228-04
Rationale: The purpose of this experiment is to determine how the properties of SCP-2228
manifest when exposed to an invented object with no previously defined context.
Materials & Procedures:
1 white ABS sculpture, approximately 5 cm3, produced via 3d printer. The object consists
of a random configuration of organic shapes, and was designed so that it did not resemble
any common object or organism 3 instances of SCP-2228, fully assembled.
The sculpture will be placed in one instance of SCP-2228 until SCP-2228's anomalous effect
manifests. The experiment will be repeated on two more instances of SCP-2228 to determine
if any patterns can be observed in these manifestations.
Results: Upon introduction to the first instance of SCP-2228, the sculpture changed into a
fluid, amorphous state, which approached the Class-D figurine and engulfed it. The object
then exited the instance's door and repeated this action on each of the researcher and
security guard figurines. Upon removal from the instance of SCP-2228, the five figurines
were discarded from the sculpture' mass before it resumed its original shape. Of note is
the fact that the sculpture still felt solid while in its amorphous state. The sculpture
was then introduced to the second instance of SCP-2228, where it caused a minor spatial
anomaly whereby the interior of the instance's containment cell expanded into an extradimensional
pocket, roughly 1m2. Upon removal of the sculpture, the instance resumed its original form, however,
the extradimensional space contracted quickly and launched the Class-D figurine towards
the ceiling with sufficient force to cause a major fracture to Dr. Reiner's zygomatic
bone upon hitting him in the face. The test was suspended after this incident.
Experiment 2228-05
Note: Dr. Brigam is overseeing the testing of SCP-2228 while Dr. Reiner is recovering
from his injury. In light of the incident during experiment 2228-04, all staff involved
in any further experiments have been instructed to wear protective visors and padding.
Rationale: The purpose of this experiment is to determine the purpose of the warnings
on the SCP-2228's packaging.
Materials & Procedures:
1 Glock 17 9mm handgun, unloaded Anomalous Item #4819, chosen for its innocuous
anomalous effects. 1 specimen of species Rattus norvegicus.
1 instance of SCP-2228, fully assembled. Each item will be introduced to the instance
of SCP-2228 until its anomalous properties manifest.
Results: Shortly after introduction to SCP-2228, the specimen of Rattus norvegicus grew to
nearly three times its original volume. The subject then underwent convulsions before
expiring. Upon removal from SCP-2228, the subject returned to its original size. An
autopsy of the subject revealed that the cause of death was a massive seizure, presumably
brought on by shock of its sudden change in mass.