[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, Google.
[APP BEEPS]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
6 and 1/2 hours later.
[MUSIC - "THEME FROM A SUMMER PLACE"]
Hello?
Where you been?
Yeah, sorry.
I overslept.
It's 3 o'clock.
OK, what was your question?
Look, I need to know, how do I beat my sister in Monopoly?
Well, you could try to beat your little sister in Monopoly.
Or you could try to beat your little sister
in the game "Best Fiends," because they sponsored us.
Oh yeah, that looks cool.
Fantastic.
[MUSIC - "THEME FROM A SUMMER PLACE"]
What day is it?
Uh, yeah.
I think it's July or something.
How do I unstick a popsicle from my tongue?
Huh?
How do I unstick a popsicle--
Ah.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Do these glasses look good on me,
or are my friends lying to me?
They're lying to you.
I knew it.
Sorry.
So what TV shows can I binge-watch on Netflix?
Oh, I know that "Orange is the New Black" just came back on.
So you could totally just binge-watch that.
OK, yeah.
Definitely.
OK, see you in two days when you finish the season.
What's the importance of gover--
Shh, one second.
I'm playing the "Best Fiends" app,
and I need to beat level 104.
What's the weather right now?
You're outside right now.
You know that, right?
How do I get rid of frizzy hair really, really fast?
Uh, ooh.
Yeah, that's bad.
Um, coconut oil.
That gets rid of frizzy hair.
OK, got it.
My boyfriend says that I need to lose weight.
How do I do that?
He said that?
Where is he?
I'm just wondering.
I'm not going to do anything.
I just want to talk to him.
Homework answers, Mr. Emerson's class.
Wait, no.
I don't even have those.
I literally threw those out mid-June.
Why are you still in school?
It's summer.
So I got a Betta fish online, and my parents
don't know about it.
Can it survive in a pool?
No.
What even is that game?
Oh, well, it's this puzzle game with lots of cute characters
to collect and build the team to defeat the slugs,
because the slugs are the bad guys.
Oh, and they're kicking off summer with a special Father's
Day gift on June 19.
Yeah, I don't think anyone can get on a higher
level of the game than me.
But if you download it now, you can get a special gift.
Download it in the description box below.
[DROPS COIN IN GLASS]
[APP BEEPS]
Do your owners know you're using the computer?
Please speak up.
I can't hear you.
Are you just sitting on the keyboard?
Google, who thinks [? bandos ?] are practical?
Nobody.
How do you get rid of spray tan?
What?
How do you get rid of spray tan?
Uh, um, I'm not-- I don't-- I'm not-- I, uh-- um.
No search results found.
Does sitting in the sun and sweating burn calories?
Sitting in the sun does not necessarily
mean you're losing calories, because you're really
just sweating because of your body temperature being hot,
not because you're exercising.
So if you're really trying to burn calories,
[? I don't know, like, ?] go swimming or something.
I'm going to go.
OK.
So when you eat book watermelon seeds,
does a watermelon actually grow in your belly?
Very important.
How-- how old are you?
Google, play a fun summer song.
[OLD-TIMEY MUSIC]
Oh, sorry, wrong song.
[MUSIC - MIKE POSNER, "I TOOK A PILL IN IBIZA"]
OK, Google.
Do I really have to wear sunscreen?
Yeah.
How do you get rid of sunburn?
That was fast.
How do I get a summer body in five minutes?
I quit.