(electronic game music)
(knocking)
L: (from inside) "Come in!"
(beeping)
L: "Anthony!"
(beeping)
A: "Leah!"
L: "That's not my name."
(beeping)
(beeping increases in pitch)
L: "Anthony!"
(beeping)
A: "Lilly!"
(beeping)
L: "Anthony, it's so nice to see you again. It's been forever!"
(beeping)
L: "Anthony, it's so nice to see you again. It's been forever!"
L: "I just came back from Kenya, and it was amazing those girls are so incredible. Every time I go
I just- my heart filled with joy. You know what I mean?
So what about you? What have you been up to?"
(beeping)
A: "Oh,
you know, just been...uh...
thinking about how as part of modern capitalist society, people are constantly struggling to have more and more fancy things; more respect and more
success. These things all require more and more time, more money to upkeep and more to have
more; we're stressed about maintaining these things ultimately resulting in our level of happiness
plateauing at lower and lower levels until eventually we're surrounded by hordes of expensive, inanimate objects and a valueless sense of
success in our deathbeds."
(increasing pitch in beeping)
(higher beeps) (choking, gasps)
A: "This is too real. I can't- I can't do this."
(beeps)
L: "So, I just came back from Kenya, and it was amazing those girls are so incredible.
Man, this other guy sucks!"
A: "If you guys want to see more of Lilly we did another video on my channel over here.
We also did another video on her channel over there as you can see it gets hot and heavy, I'm shirtless." L: "He's so hot in it."
A: "Please, subscribe to her as well.
L: "Subscribe to him as well."
L: "See you later, bye guys!"
(together) "Press a like!"
(laughing) A: "Nailed it!"