- TGIF, everybody. TGIF.
[cheers and applause]
That's right, "Thank God I'm Famous."
That's what that stands for. [audience laughter]
Y'all should try it. It's so much fun.
[audience laughter]
Oh boy. One of my favorite things to do
on this show is go through your Facebook profiles.
[audience laughter]
And I like to show embarrassing photos
of you on national television.
Don't worry, I'm not going to do that today.
Instead, I'm going to let your friends do it.
[laughter and applause]
Yeah. [laughter and applause]
Yeah, I asked some of my audience members
to send them photos of their friends without them knowing it,
in a new segment--it's called "I Thought You Were My Friend."
Let's start with Margie Hill. Where are you, Margie Hill?
Hi! [applause]
Hi, who are you here with?
- I'm here with my cousin Theresa,
my daughter Samantha, and my granddaughter Nivea.
- Wonderful.
So, well, shall we see what's happening?
- Yes. - [laughing]
- All right, let's see the photo Margie sent us.
[loud laughter and applause]
- When was that? - My wedding!
[both laugh]
- It's very hard, the first time you use a straw,
to figure out how it works.
You can't really--you don't know where you start sucking,
if it's outside of the mouth, or...
you have to put it all the way in.
What is happening there?
- I don't know.
[audience laughter]
- You don't remember that photo being taken?
- That was my wedding night.
- Oh. [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
Say no more. [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
I don't even want to go where I think I'm going.
[audience laughter]
All right, that's not the only photo she sent in.
What else did you send in?
- [snorts] - [bursts out laughing]
[audience laughter]
- It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
It's good to check yourself-- [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
All right, where's Patty Moffa? Patty?
Where are you?
Hi, Patty. Hi.
Who are you here with?
- I'm with Rich Boyd, my boyfriend,
and my daughter Jennifer.
- Wonderful. And Rich is your friend.
- Yes. - Okay.
And uh--hey, Rich. How you doing?
- Good, how are you?
- Good, good.
Um, you want to see what Patty sent us?
- [laughs]
- Well, I don't know why I'm asking.
I'm sending--I'm going to show it anyway.
[audience laughter]
I'm being polite, but it's really just rhetorical.
Let's show it.
[loud laughter and applause]
Good. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Admirable profession.
It's good to want to be a nurse.
They're-- it's a wonderful profession.
- I've always wanted to be a nurse.
- Yeah. - Always wanted to be.
- So what is happening there?
- Ah, it was Halloween.
[audience laughter]
- Right. Okay. [audience laughter]
[audience laughter]
- I'm going to stick with that story.
- All right, good. We don't judge here.
Whatever you want to wear.
It is not really a sexy uniform.
It's very long, and if you're gonna dress again as--
was it last year?
- It was. - Okay.
This year, I got you something sexier, Rich.
Let's--
[audience laughter]
[cheers and applause]
You're welcome.
[cheers and applause]
I'd like to see that! [cheers and applause]
All right? [cheers and applause]
We all are looking forward to seeing that.
Send that to us so we can show everybody.
[audience laughter] Thank you, Rich.
'Cause I want to see what your legs look like,
that's important.
[audience laughter]
Sharon Tang. Where are you, Sharon?
Sharon? Don't be sh--ah, hi, Sharon.
How you doing? - Good.
- Good.
Well, you're the one who sent the picture in,
I don't know why you're so shy about it.
[audience laughter]
Who are you here with?
- My boyfriend, Hiro. - Yeah.
- Mauro, hi. - Hi.
- How you doing? - Pretty good.
- How's your energy level? Pretty good?
- Yeah.
- Yeah? [audience laughter]
You always have a lot of energy?
- Yeah, I got a lot of energy.
- Yeah, always a lot of energy?
- Yeah. - Well, let's see
what your girlfriend sent us.
Lot of sleeping.
[loud audience laughter]
[cheers and applause]
Ah, you seem like a barrel of fun.
[audience laughter]
Why do you take so many pictures of him sleeping?
- Um, he's kind of notorious
for just falling asleep at different places.
- You just fall asleep all the time, anywhere?
- Well, 'cause, I mean--
some of them are because he's had a couple of drinks?
[audience laughter]
Most of them just 'cause he's really tired.
- Yeah. [audience laughter]
All right, you're going to get her back, right?
[audience laughter]
Let's keep a camera on him the entire show to see if he--
[audience laughter]
[cheers and applause]
You'd better not! [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
All right. [cheers and applause]
Thank you all for embarrassing your friends
for our entertainment.
To make up for showing your pictures,
you're all going to get a--
well, the people who showed it, not everybody--
a $500 Best Buy gift card, so thank you for doing that.
[cheers and applause]