Y'know, there's been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd.
...Which is me.
Ye-
ugh.
Y'know, there's been many games based on the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Fuckin' games, blast you all to hell!
Die!
Rrrgh!
Mmm, YEAH!
Yeah!
Mmph, fuckin' games.
Die!
Ugh, FUCK. YEAH.
Fuck you, Fred Fucks!
Yeah!
Fuck you, Fred Fucks!
Fucks you, Fred Fuck!
NYAAAAAAAGH!!!
Ok, but didn't-
Ok, but didn't you kill your friends or something?
That wasn't me, that was the fuckin' PHONE!
God, FUCK you!
Oh, c'mon, this is a great game!
Oh c'mon, this is a-
Oh my god.
That wasn't me, that wasn't ME!
THAT WAS THE FUCKIN' PHONE!
Fuck you, and everybody!
So, it's time to answer some of those requests.
[noise]
No way.
Oh my god.
They did it.
They pulled through!
Oh my god.
They did it.
They pulled through!
They pulled through...
OH MY GOD!
They made a game that's not a fuckin' steaming pile of goat shit!
Oh my god, I can't believe it!
Oh my god, I found the gold at the end of the rainbow...
...Maybe it's not gold, maybe its bronze.
But they made a game that's NOT SHIT!
IT'S NOT SHIT!
Oh my god!
They made a game that's not a steaming pile of fuckin' shit!
I-I can't believe it they-
They made a game that's NOT shit!
I found the gold at the end of the rainbow!
Maybe it's not gold, maybe it's bronze,
They made a game that's not shit!
It's NOT SHIT!
Oh my god!
They made a game...
that's NOT a steaming pile of fuckin' shit!
OH MY GOD!
THEY DID IT!
They made a game that's not shit!
I found the gold at the end of the rainbow,
maybe it's not gold maybe it's bronze or something.
But they made a game, that's NOT SHIT!
IT'S NOT SHIT!
Oh my god, it's not shit.
They did it.
It's not shit!
Big Rigs.
It's Big Rigs!
Hey kids, strap yourself in for some action-packed racing!
It's Big Rigs!
18 wheels of thunder, and we got trucks.
Yeah, trucks.
Never lose a race again! You're always winner with Big Rigs!
Engines equipped with quantum-phasing molecular mechanics to pass through solid objects,
so is not to interrupt the racing experience.
Nothing stands in your way, when you're BIG RIGS!
Driving around in fuckin' trucks.
Driving around in FUCKIN' trucks.
I usually stick to consoles, and I usually don't do games from the current millennium,
but this is a huge request!
I've been told countless times, its one of the worst-
if not, the WORST game ever made.
But I-
Uh...
It just looks like a generic mediocre racing game.
Alright I got that.
And it's from the new millennium, so-
Wait, okay.
And it's from the new millennium, well after the pioneering-
And it's after the new millennium, well after the pioneering gays-
Gays of daming...?
[noise]
DAYS of GAMING.
Oh there it is!
Ho ho, there it is!
I need to see that again.
Oh my god.
What happens if I turn!?
Let me comprehend one thing at a time here.
Why does the truck go FASTER in reverse, than it does going forward-
Oh, you son of a bitch. Come on!
Oh wait wait wait wait,
But wait, wait wait wait,
Let me comprehend one thing at a time here, okay?
Okay.
Why does the truck go faster in reverse that it does going forward?
It seems like it accelerates infinitely!
And the speedometer just keeps looping.
How many times have I rolled it over?
I must be going 1000 miles per hour right now!
In reverse!
In a big-ass truck!
It says "You're winner!"
Oh, no, NO!
What da fuck.
Oh god, help me. Have mercy
Oh have mercy.
Oh, the truck's fuckin' the ground!
The truck's fuckin' the ground!
That noise!
That noise, how high can it go!?
That noise!
How high can it go?!
Lightspeed...
Ludicrous speed!
We've gone to plaid!
Oh no, no! NOOO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I can't take it anymore!
We gotta stop!
Aaah, GAAAH.
[loud noise]
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT!
This is a fucking 8 hour game!
Who needs to take a road trip when you can experience the whole-
blablabla.
This is a fucking 8 hour game!
Who needs to-blublublu.
I've done it!
It's not in vain!
The word of the nerd has been heard!
There is no retirement, I must continue reviewing shitty games because that's what the world needs!
I've had so many adventures-
Ah, no no NO NO NO! WHY? WHY?
Why?! Oh, no no no!
Oh come on!
Oh come on! Why, why why?
No!
No...
When did that ever happen in the movie?
And we're talking about a movie that's bat shit insane!
But this makes the movie look like something out of the ordinary.
You know, most games stick to certain traditions that ignore the strange and the-
BLULULULULULULULU.
And at last, let's mention the music.
Don't expect to hear that dark fum-
Why, WHYY?
WHYYYY?
No, no, no, no!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
It's showtime!
Uh!
Oh shit.