>> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, "ALWAYS SUNNY" WON PEOPLE'S
CHOICE.
>> WE DID!
>> Stephen: THE PEOPLE CHOSE YOU HELP HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE
CHOSEN?
WERE YOU THERE?
DID YOU GET TO GO UP AND GIVE A SPEECH OR ANYTHING?
>> WE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT ONLINE.
>> Stephen: DID YOU KNOW YOU WERE NOMINATED?
>> NO, WE WERE NOT INVITED.
NO ONE TOLD US.
IN FACT, IT WAS THE FOLLOWING DAY, ONE OF THE GUYS TEXTED ME
AND SAID, "HEY, DID YOU KNOW WE WON AN AWARD?"
SO, NO, WE MISSED THE PARTY, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WHOA.
IT'S THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARDS.
ALL THE PEOPLE ARE INVITED.
THEY MUST THINK-- >> YEAH.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT PEOPLE.
>> YEAH, WELL, WE'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN ONE OF THE-- LIKE,
WE'VE NEVER BEEN "PEOPLE" PEOPLE ON "SUNNY."
MAYBE THAT'S IT.
>> Stephen: NO ONE SAID YOU'RE AN INHUMAN CREATURE THOUGH
YOU'VE DONE TERRIBLE THINGS ON THE SHOW.
>> THAT'S A GREAT SEGUE.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
TOO SOON @WHAT THEY PAY ME FOR.
IS IT TRUE YOU SHOT THE PILOT OF THIS FOR 200 BUCKS WITH SOME
FRIENDS.
>> WE SHOT IT FOR NOTHING.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
BECAUSE THAT'S MORE BELIEVABLE THAN ACTORS HAVING $200.
>> EXACTLY.
>> Stephen: YOU NOT IT FOR NOTHING, REALLY?
>> THEY NEEDED A PRICE.
THEY SAID WE HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING --
>> WHO IS "THEY?" >> PEOPLE WHO WRITE THINGS AND
PRINT THEM.
I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: THE PRESS CAME UP WITH CAN THE $200.
$200.
>> YEAH, WE WEREN'T LIKE, "198, 199."
WE REMEMBER LIKE A BUNCH OF KIDS WITH CAMERAS RUNNING AROUND AND
SHOOTING EACH OTHER AND NEXT THING WE KNOW IT'S 11 YEARS IN
AND WE'RE STILL DOING THE SHOW.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE IN THE 11th SEASON RIGHT NOW.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN PICKED UP FOR 12, RIGHT?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: THE PEOPLE ON THE SHOW ARE HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
IS IT HARD AFTER 11 YEARS-- >> THERE'S A HORRIBLE PEOPLE WHO
JUST CLAPPED.
HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
GAD BAD GUYS!
>> Stephen: OR FANS OF HORRIBLE PEOPLE, A SPECTATOR.
IS IT HARD AFTER 11 YEARS TO CONTINUE TO PLAY CHARACTERS THAT
ARE MAKING THE WORST POSSIBLE CHOICES ALL THE TIME?
>> NO.
I MEAN -- >> YOU'RE NOT AFRAID YOU'RE
GOING TO, LIKE, BECOME ONE OF THESE PEOPLE?
>> NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
I THINK THE SHOW REFLECTS WHAT'S TERRIBLE ABOUT US COLLECTIVELY
AS A SOCIETY.
SO -- >> AND THAT'S WHY WE LOVE IT.
>> TERRIBLE THINGS KEEP POPPING UP, SO WE KEEP MAKING TERRIBLE
EPISODES ABOUT IT.
IN FACT, WE DID A-- WE DID, IN OUR FIRST SEASON, I THINK, WE
DID AN EPISODE ABOUT THE PROBLEM WITH, LIKE, GUN VIOLENCE.
AND GUESS WHAT?
10 YEARS LATER, WE'RE LIKE THIS IS STILL AN ISSUE.
LET'S DO ANOTHER EPISODE ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: IN SEASON TWO, TWO OF YOU GOT ADDICTED TO CRACK.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: THAT'S VERY HARD TO RAISE THE BAR.
>> YEAH.
>> Stephen: ARE THERE ANY TIMES THAT YOU-- ONE OF THE
THINGS-- >> GUESS WHAT'S STILL AROUND,
THOUGH?
>> Stephen: WHAT'S STILL AROUND.
>> CRACK.
>> Stephen: YEAH, IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> YOU CAN KEEP DOING EPISODES ABOUT IT.
>> Stephen: THAT'S WHAT'S SO NICE.
>> CRACK DOESN'T GO AWAY.
>> Stephen: CRACK IS THE GIFT THAT KEEPS GIVING AND TAKE
CREEK.
>> CRACK IS FOREVER ( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: THAT WOULD BE NICE, AN ENGAGEMENT RING WITH
JUST A PIECE OF CRACK ON IT.
>> YEAR, A CRACK ROCK.
>> Stephen: YEAH, EXACTLY.
NOW, ONE OF THE THINGS I LIKE ABOUT THE SHOW IS, CLEARLY,
THERE IS NO SUPERVISION.
>> NO.
>> Stephen: IN WRITING YOUR SHOW.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen: DOES ANYBODY COME IN AND SAY, "GUYS, YOU CAN'T
MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THAT."
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AND YOU DO IT COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY REALIZE WE'RE STILL MAKING A
SHOW OVER THERE.
>> >> Stephen: THAT'S FXXX,
THERE'S AN ADDITIONAL "X," AND NOBODY KNOW WHERE'S WE ARE.
ONE MORE "X," AND IT'S ALL PORNO.
>> EXACTLY.
THEY DIDN'T KNOW WE WON A MAJOR AWARD.
>> Stephen: THE NETWORK DIDN'T KNOW, EITHER?
>> NO.
OR IF THEY DID, SHAME OW.
( LAUGHTER ) I'M CALLING THEM OUT, WHICH I
SHOULDN'T DO, BECAUSE THEY'VE DONE A GREAT JOB WITH THE SHOW.
DON'T CANCEL IT.
>> Stephen: IS THERE ANY MOMENT YOU WERE LIKE, GOB, I
WISH THEY WOULD KEEP US FROM SAYING THIS?
SOMEONE SHOULD STOP ME FROM DOING THIS JOKE?
>> YEAH, THIS YEAR IN THE JACUZZI SEX JOKE, I GOT PRETTY
NAKED, THE AND THAT-- THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I WAS LIKE, "OH,
SOMEBODY STOP THIS.
SOMEBODY COME IN AND GET ME OUT OF THIS ONE."
>> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.
I FIND THE FEWER CLOTHES I HAVE ON, THE LESS EROTIC IT GETS.
>> WITHOUT A DOUBT.
>> Stephen: THE OLDER I GET THE MORE THAT'S THE CASE.
LET'S KEEP THIS SEXY.
LET'S PUT A PARKA ON ME.