(laughter)
- What would it take for us to hook up?
- That one I could drink to. (laughter)
(classical music)
- I'm Matthew.
- I'm Shaun.
- And I am a student of this lovely human.
Shaun teaches small groups of humans how to produce
theater non-profit, on stage, off stage, behind the camera,
all sorts of things.
- [Man] What do you think of this guy?
- He's awesome he's like the first person who
came to me and was like really wanted to
to take it to the next level,
so we've been good pals he works hard.
- [Man] Who's going first?
- All right, we'll do the honors.
How much do you make?
(laughter)
- How much do I make?
Well I suppose if I were super proud of that
I might actually drink.
I make only about 35,000 dollars a year.
Nice benefit package, but not a whole lot of money.
I'm one of the lowest paid employees at the school.
(laughter) - But does the most,
with multiple departments.
Bullshit. (laughter)
- Thanks buddy.
Did anyone in class have a crush on me?
(laughter)
- I've definitely had a couple of conversations
with people about like, oh Shaun's a little mysterious.
Oh, cause we never know what's happening.
(laughter)
- I'm pretty old so you know it's it's.
- You're pretty awkward. - Pretty, pretty awkward.
- On the count of three, name the student from my class
(chuckle) you'd most like to sleep with.
(laughter)
- Now that one I definitely
gotta I gotta drink. - Wanted to drink.
- There are definitely people that I see that
I would be like, if I were 20 years younger
and you were ten years older and were like
working on a play like that I can definitely see.
There is like people that I would be attracted to
in that way, but they are such kids to me I have a kid
who's older than all of them
(laughter) so it ends up being
like it's very easy for me.
- [Man] Is that a thing?
Like, students getting crushes on teachers.
- Absolutely.
There was a, a pair couple years ago.
The teacher doesn't teach anymore and the student
has graduated but there was it was definitely a thing.
- All right here we go. - Whew.
- Have you ever cheated on one of the assignments I gave
you or seen someone else cheat?
(laughter)
- Imma drink (laughter)
- [Man] Really?
- No ratting out.
(laughter)
Have you ever had sex on campus?
- My wife and I have definitely had sex in like
weird public places,
and it's a little bit of like a little thing for us.
I'm feeling like the answer could possibly be yes,
but I'm not remembering
the specifics. (laughter)
The teachers all talk about like every like don't touch
the furniture cause if (laughter)
two people had probably had sex on it.
The students have sex everywhere.
- I've not gone everywhere. (laughter)
Don't plan on going everywhere,
but yes I have fooled around on said campus before.
(laughter)
- Well are you ready?
- Let's do it. - Here we go.
Have you ever lied to get out of my class,
or an assignment for me?
(laughter)
There you go you switched to whiskey
here I'll join you on this one.
- Cheers to skipping! - Cheers to wealth,
and to lying.
- You right!
Did you always want to be a teacher?
- No, no no.
I was probably like in my mid 30s,
and somebody was like, "Hey you wanna do this thing?".
And I was like okay.
As you're going to class and working with students,
and I was like oh this is actually really fun
this is really cool.
- I wish I could do this with like
all of my teachers (laughter)
be like you know let's just sit here,
and drink and be truthful because that's how
you live a happy life.
- Have you ever been in a class while under the influence
of drugs or alcohol?
- I've been, very stoned (chuckle)
in a couple of classes.
- How'd you do on your lines being super high like that?
- Should've been like a five minute scene.
(laughter)
May have been close to ten.
Kind of helps you get through the day.
(laughter)
What would it take for us to hook up?
- That one I could drink to.
(laughter)
I don't know I think,
I think it would take a big change in a, in in me
more than anything else
but you know. - I think so.
- But I understand why a teacher who's close to my
age I feel like that teacher is very close to my age,
and was with a student and that was
that's pretty intense.
- Ha, whew.
- Who would you hook up with if you could?
- Probably the music theory teacher.
I don't know if he's
there still. - Oh nice okay.
- But music theory was a time.
(laughter)
- [Matthew] Buy the truth or drink game now.
You definitely don't want to miss out on this.
It's a (bleep) blast.
(cool music)