♪ If it was raining You would yell at the sun ♪
♪ Pick up the pieces When the damage is done ♪
♪ You say it's just Another day in the shade ♪
♪ Look at what a mess we made♪
♪ You might be crazy ♪
♪ Have I told you lately That I love you? ♪
♪ You're the only reason That I'm not afraid to fly ♪
♪ And it's crazy That someone could change me ♪
♪ Now no matter what it is I have To do, I'm not afraid to try ♪
♪ And you need to know That you're the reason why ♪
[cheering]
Happy birth week, Trina!
Thanks!
So where's my present?
Ah! Frozen peas.
No! I hate peas!
You don't have to eat 'em. I'm just gonna lay them on your face.
- No! - Dr. Doty said to!
- Come on. - No!
I hate peas on my face!
[screaming]
I don't want 'em on my face!
[screaming]
No! No! No! No!
Get them off me!
Oh...
That feels nice.
Yep.
Just feel the peas.
- Oh hey, let's go scare my sister. - OK.
Trina, come see something!
Is it for me?
Yeah, sure.
Where's Tori?
Did they deliver my vibrating hair brush?
[growling]
Oh, come on. How could you not be scared by this?
I've seen our grandmother naked.
Nothing scares me anymore.
Will you pop this for me?
No.
I let you borrow my green sweater last week.
And that means I should pop your pit pimple?
Yes, we're sisters. If you had a pit pimple, I'd--
Quit kicking my seat!
- Hey Tori, I need your opinion. - On?
Well, let's say a person made a deal with someone.
What kind of deal?
You know, like they promised to do something.
Should that person have to keep their word?
Yeah, a deal's a deal.
Even if it was like 10 years ago?
Yes, you have to keep your word no matter how long ago it was.
I'm so glad you feel that way, 'cause maybe you remember this
from when you were six and I was seven.
Oh my God!
I remember this.
Just read it.
Oh, OK.
When I, Tori Vega, am 16 years-old,
I will be married to a handsome prince and we shall live in a magic sugar castle.
That didn't happen.
I know that didn't happen.
Yeah, and read what you said you'd do if it didn't happen.
I will be Trina's assistant and do whatever she says
for a whole month.
That's right!
So? I wrote this when I was six.
Yeah, and who was it who said
you have to keep your word no matter how long ago it was?
Martin Luther King!
No, Martin Luther King gave the speech about having a dream.
I had a dream. Kids ate me.
Don't worry, Tori. I am not going to be unreasonable.
Will you guys tell her she's being ridiculous?
Well, you did make a deal.
And you did say a person should keep her word.
Thank you, Tori's friends.
Now, here's a list of things you need to do for me.
But, I don't--
I'll have another list for you in the morning. Boo-bye.
Why did you change all of my lines to alien words?
Well... it's not because I think you're a bad actor.
Duh. So can't I say some of my lines in American?
Well... I just felt like you're such an amazing actor,
you don't even need real words to be great.
Yeah, I get it.
Ah, say it in alien.
[speaking gibberish]
That a girl.
Oh, Trina!
That hit my tongue!
[groaning]
You just toe poked me in the eye!
- Trina, stop it! - What's your problem?
If you don't want me to shave my legs,
you do it.
- No! - Then give it back and I'll do it.
Keep your eyes on the road! I'll do it.
Oh, OK uh...
Watch out for that sore.
This could not get worse.
And when you're done with that leg, just here, here OK.
Can you get my pit?
Alright.
[moaning]
It got worse.