[Steven Narration] Fuck is right!
I told my dad a couple weeks back that I was working at Enron
in a huge skyscraper that had several employees beneath me.
Now while I may have people beneath me,
They're hardly employees....
[Steven] Usually when my anxiety flares up I'll have Cib sing me one of his songs!
Usually the one about the field...
[Steven] I was worried!
Probably the most worried I'd ever been in life.
Even more worried than when I found out Denny Villeneuve isn't directing the Sicario sequel
Sorry Taylor Sheridan, you need the D...
[Steven] I had James and Cib try to sell the idea to my father that we were a successful company,
so while I brought him in they'd be inside doing something that looked relatively important...
[Steven] I had a lot of questions...
However, none revolved around the sharks...
[Steven] Toi with an 'i'
I felt ill with two L's
[Steven] I figured I'd best be cordial and ask how the two met...
[Steven] You know when you're a teenager, and you go through that rebellious phase where everything your parents say is embarrassing?
This is very similar except everything my dad says could be the basis of a lawsuit.
[Steven] I just hoped that he wouldn't go into detail...
[Steven] It seemed innocent enough as long as that's where it ended!
He wouldn't stop...
[Steven] Yuck!
At least I could be glad that I wasn't inside with Toi...
[Steven] I looked at her ID and turns out her legal name was Toi.
She did have a last name though, and it was just the word 'Fuck...'
[Steven] Not Alfredo... not like this...
[Steven] Oh wow! This isn't actually the first time Cib's done this.
Back in summer camp he'd call it "Paper Man Randy",
and he'd cover himself in paper towels or napkins or printer paper or just any paper really,
and he'd strip down to his knickknacks and make me watch him straddle the mechanical bull that was there.
Memories man...
Everyone vies for their parents affection, but throughout all the conversations I've had with my dad
It just doesn't seem like we're getting anywhere!
James and Cib on the other hand we're making too much progress...
[Steven] My dad asked to meet my fiancee and after all the conversations we've had,
I started realizing that maybe that's just not the best decision...
[Steven] I always forget that I do have a family! One that's actually proud
They're right here, right in front of me, every single day,
So I figured, maybe it was best to spend some time with my real family...
[Some Nights Intro by Fun begins]
There are some nights I hold to every note I ever wrote
Some nights, I say, "Fuck it all!" Stare at the calendar
Waiting for catastrophes, imagining they'd scare me
Into changing whatever it is I am changing into...
And you have every right to be scared.
Oh oh ohoh
why you wanna stay?
Oh my God! Have you listened to me lately?
Lately, I've been fucking crazy...
There are some nights I wait for someone to save us
But I never look inward, try not to look upward
And some nights I pray a sign is gonna come to me
But usually, I'm just trying to get some sleep...
[Music fades out with video]