- AS YOU ALL KNOW, IT'S BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH,
AND NORDSTROM IS DOING SOMETHING REALLY GREAT.
THEY ARE HAVING AN EVENT CALLED "WE HEART A GREAT FIT"
ON OCTOBER 24TH AND 25TH.
JUST GO TO ANY NORDSTROM,
AND A CERTIFIED FIT STYLIST WILL HELP YOU FIND A BRA
TO MAKE YOU LOOK AND FEEL YOUR BEST.
AND FOR EVER BRA YOU BUY,
NORDSTROM WILL DONATE $2 TO THE YOUNG SURVIVAL COALITION.
THEY SUPPORT WOMEN BATTLING BREAST CANCER.
AND YOU CAN GO TO MY WEBSITE. YOU CAN LEARN MORE ABOUT THAT.
SO THE OTHER DAY,
I SENT ONE OF MY FAVORITE GUESTS,
KYM DOUGLAS, TO NORDSTROM TO MEET
WITH A CERTIFIED FIT STYLIST.
KYM WORE AN EARPIECE
AND COULD ONLY SAY WHAT I TOLD HER TO SAY,
AND WE SET UP HIDDEN CAMERAS EVERYWHERE IN THE STORE.
AND HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
KYM, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, DO A LUNGE.
YUP, GOOD.
ALL RIGHT.
FIND THE FIT STYLIST,
AND SAY, "HI, I'M KYM."
- HI, HI. HOW ARE--ARE YOU--
- I'M KYM. - I'M KYM.
- KYM, I'M SERENE. - "AND IT'S KYM WITH A Y."
- OH, AND IT'S KYM WITH A Y. - OKAY.
- "IT'S PRONOUNCED KYM." - KY--IT'S KYM.
- "IT'S PRONOUNCED KYM." - IT'S KYM.
- "KYM, KYM, KYM, KYM." ALMOST.
- CAN YOU SAY KYM? - YOU ALMOST GOT IT.
KYM. both: OKAY.
- "NO EMPHASIS ON THE M. NO EMPHASIS ON THE M."
- IT'S IMPORTANT. NO M, NO M.
- "KYA, KYA."
- KYM. - "KYA."
- KY--KYA. - "KYA."
- KYA, KYA.
- OKAY, LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT.
- OKAY. - KYA.
- "OH, IT'S HOT TODAY." - OKAY, LET'S JUST--
YEAH, LET'S JUST GO ON. IT'S HOT TODAY.
- "HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE, SERENE?"
- HOW LONG HAVE YOU WORKED HERE?
- I'VE BEEN IN LINGERIE FOR TEN YEARS.
- "OH, MR. NORDSTROM WAS SMART TO HIRE YOU."
- MR. NORDSTROM WAS SMART TO HIRE YOU.
- YEAH. - OKAY.
- I REALLY DO WANT TO PRONOUNCE YOUR NAME CORRECTLY.
- "KYM." - WILL YOU SPELL IT FOR ME?
- "K-Y-M." - KYM.
- "K-Y-M." - K-Y-M.
- "KY-EM, KY-EM." - K-Y-M.
- "THINK"-- - KY-EM.
- "THINK OF A KEY-- THINK OF A KEY IN A DOOR."
- THINK A KEY IN A DOOR. - "BUT THE--
"AND THEN THE 'EE' LIKE ON THE E.
"EE. KEY.
AND THEN WITH A UM. AND JUST A SHORT UM."
- AND THEN AN UM.
- KYM. - KYM.
- BETTER? - KYM.
- MM-HMM. - KYM.
ALMOST THERE? - "YOU GOT IT, SERENE.
"SERENE, I'M PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME CORRECTLY?
SERENE?"
- AM I PRONOUNCING YOUR NAME CORRECTLY?
SERENE? - SERENE.
SERENE. S-E-R-E-N-E.
LIKE SERENE. - "SERENE."
all: SERENE, SERENE. SERENE, SERENE.
- "SREEN." - SERENE.
- "SREEN." - CELINE?
- "WITH AN M? IS THERE AN M IN THERE?"
- WITH AN M? - WITH AN N.
- IS THERE AN M IN THERE? - NO M IN THERE.
- "SENINE?"
- CELINE. - "SENINE?"
- SERENE.
SO REPLACE THE R WITH AN L.
[laughter]
- OH.
"THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU."
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT'S SO SWEET.
- SORRY, I GET REALLY DISTRACTED BY SPARKLY THINGS.
- "YEAH, ME TOO. ME TOO, ME TOO."
LAUGH WAY TOO HARD. LAUGH WAY TOO HARD.
- ME TOO. ME TOO.
[laughs]
- KEEP LAUGHING. KEEP LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD.
WAY TOO HARD.
- [laughing]
- "YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT ON THE WAY OVER HERE?"
- OH, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS LAUGHING AT
ON THE WAY OVER HERE?
- "HOW MANY NAMES THERE ARE FOR BOOBS."
- HOW MANY NAMES THERE ARE FOR BOOBS.
- "TATAS." - TATAS.
- "YAYAS." - YAYAS.
- YAYAS. - "BABALOOS."
- BABALOOS. - HAVEN'T HEARD THAT ONE YET.
- "BAZOOMBAS." - WHAT ELSE?
- OH, BAZOOMBAS. both: BAZOOMBAS.
- YEAH, THAT'S ANOTHER ONE. - "HONKER HOOTERS."
- HONKER HOOTERS.
- "LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I NAMED MY BOOBS.
PAMMY AND TAMMY."
- LISTEN TO WHAT I NAMED MY BOOBS.
- WHAT DID YOU NAME YOUR BOOBS?
- "PAMMY." - PIGGLY AND TAMMY.
TAMMY.
[laughter]
- "PIGGLY IS-- PIGGLY IS BIGGER THAN TAMMY."
- WELL, PIGGLY IS BIGGER THAN TAMMY, SO...
- OH, YEAH, SO THIS WOULD BE MY PIGGLY,
AND THIS WOULD BE MY TAMMY.
[laughter and applause]
- "SAY HELLO TO BOTH OF THEM."
- WOULD YOU MIND SAYING HELLO TO THEM?
- [speaking indistinctly]
- YEAH.
- YOU WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PIGGLY
AND HELLO TO TAMMY?
- "YES, PLEASE. YES."
- HI, PIGGLY. HI, TAMMY.
NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M SERENE.
- OH, MY GOD.
"OH, MY GOD, THERE'S ONE OF MY EX-HUSBANDS."
HIDE BEHIND A RACK.
- OH, I BETTER-- I'M GONNA GO BEHIND A RACK.
- "I JUST SAW ONE OF MY EX-HUSBANDS."
- RACK. THAT'S ANOTHER NAME.
[laughter and applause]
BOOBS, BREASTS, RACK.
- "HEY, I NEED A NEW BRA."
- OH, SO I NEED A NEW BRA.
WHICH KIND DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GET?
- WHICH DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR, AND WHAT DO YOU LIKE?
- "WELL, I LIKE TO GO COMMANDO, SO..."
- I USUALLY LIKE TO GO COMMANDO.
- LAUGH REALLY HARD. LAUGH REALLY HARD ABOUT THAT.
- [laughing]
- "HOLD ON, TAMMY'S TELLING ME SOMETHING."
- WAIT.
TAM-- OH, WAIT.
TAMMY IS TELLING ME SOMETHING.
- "WHAT IS IT, TAMMY?" - TAMMY, WHAT IS IT?
- ALL RIGHT, NOW JUST LAUGH.
- TAMMY.
- "SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING FUNNY."
- [laughs]
- "SHE TOLD ME SOMETHING FUNNY."
- OH, SHE TELLS ME SOMETHING FUNNY.
- NOTHING.
"THE BRA I'M WEARING IS VERY OLD."
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING IS VERY OLD.
[laughter]
- NO, "THE BRA"-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
OH, MY GOD.
KYM, KYM, JUST SAY,
"HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE 'ELLEN' SHOW?"
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE "ELLEN" SHOW?
- YES. - "YOU'RE ON IT RIGHT NOW."
- YOU'RE ON IT RIGHT NOW.
- "SHE HAS BEEN TALKING IN MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME."
[cheers and applause]
- I'M SO SORRY.
- THANKS A LOT, KYM. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SERENE.
[cheers and applause]
KYM, SERENE, COME ON OUT HERE.
WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS HAPPENING?
- I THOUGHT HAPPY HOUR CAME EARLY.
- WELL...
- SHE WAS SO MUCH FUN. I THOUGHT SHE WAS HYSTERICAL.
I WAS DYING.
I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO CRACK UP.
- IT WAS VERY, VERY FUNNY.
THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD SPORT,
AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY.
- YES.
- IS IT A $200 NORDSTROM CARD?
[cheers and applause]
EVERYONE GETS A $200 NORDSTROM GIFT CARD.
UH-OH.
DID YOU WANT TO SEE MORE VIDEOS?
HOLD ON.
NOW, THE SKIRT THAT LAUREN IS WEARING
LOOKS LIKE A REGULAR MINI SKIRT,
BUT IT'S NOT.
IT'S CALLED THE MINI FREEZE.
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIT THIS BUTTON.
OOH.