Oh, boy, it's my favorite day of the year.
The annual Three Legged Race,
where the whole town comes together in the spirit of fair play.
And me and my best gal--
Minnie!!
[stuttering]
But we always run this race together.
And we always lose.
That's why this year I'm running with Daisy.
But she's a--
[whispering] Cheater.
I know, Mickey, but nice guys finish last
and you're a--
Loser.
[giggling]
Fine, be a cheater.
I'm going to win this race fair and square.
First I have to find a partner.
I'll run that race wit 'cha.
Peg-Leg Pete. But you're the biggest cheater of them all.
I wouldn't dream of cheatin'.
Hot dog!
I knew they were wrong about you, Pete.
The police, sheriff, the F.B.I.
On your marks, get set--
The district attorney's office, Fish and Wildlife Service--
Go!
[gun shot]
Monkeys, Interpol. Oh, my friend.
[shooting]
Hey.
[music]
[laughing]
[music]
That's not right.
[music]
[screaming]
[music]
[laughing]
The money!
[music]
[grunt]
[laughing]
Oh, no you don't.
[music]
[explosion]
[music]
Well, Pete, looks like the cheaters are going to win again.
That's right because we're going to cheat.
What?!
[music]
He's running away.
Punch!
[music]
[screaming]
[music]
Hi, ladies.
Bye, ladies.
Hey!
[music]
Who said cheaters never prosper?
[laughing]
Get ready to win, squeaky.
Not if we have to cheat!
[crash]
[music]
[celebrating]
[clears throat]
This is not a sack race, sir.
It is a three legged race.
Disqualified.
Oh, gosh.
Is there no one honorable enough to win this trophy fair and square?
There is.
[choir singing]
I did it.
I won fair and square!