Excuse me
Do you have a bandage?
No, I don't
I scraped my knee falling for you
Wanna put your number in my phone?
No, I'm sorry, I'm taken
By me?
No, by him
Oh...
Are you single? -No, I'm married with three kids
I'd like to have three sons that are my age.
You wanna give me your number? -No, sorry
It was a good effort. -Half a number?
Do you wanna be my girlfriend?
I'm a little old for you, honey
She's my old lady, so you gotta kick my ass first, that's the rule
Oh...but I'm a little sore, I've been working out
Hey, babies
You guys want to have a field trip in my pants
No?
Alright, just go ahead and give me your number
Can I get a water cup and your number?
No?
I can give you the water cup
But you can call me when you're 18
Excuse me, are you single? -I'm not, sorry
Can I have your number? -I'm sorry
No? -No, I'm sorry 00:01:17,00:01:18 Here, go ahead
I can't, I'm sorry. -Really?
Is your dad a baker? -No
Cause you got nice buns
What's your name? Are you single?
I just really want your number
If you get your girlfriend to give me her number, I'll just leave
You got some nerve, dude
Do you work at Hooter's?
Yeah. -Really? -Really
You wanna give me your number?
No? -No. -Oh, okay
Excuse me
How much does it cost to get your number?
what?
How much does your number cost? -My number?
My number's not for sale
It's not? -No, it's not, sorry. -I can't order it?
If you're here, then who's running heaven?
Do you want to go to dinner? -No, I don't. -No?
Do you wanna give me your number? -No, I don't
Would you make me a sandwich?
I just want your number. -Now? Oh, I'm sorry
I think it's probably, like, illegal. -I think so
It's not illegal. -Yeah. -It is? -Yeah
Really?
Excuse me. -Yeah? -Did we go to a different school together? -No
They're feisty, huh?
Are you from Tennessee? -No
Cause you're the only ten I see
Can I have your number? -No, I'm not interested
You're like five
You need Jesus
I do, huh?
And a Bible...
Give me your number. -No
You wanna do it. -No, I don't
Go ahead and put it in. Yeah, just put it in
Do you mind if I take this girl out to Chuck E. Cheese's?
Excuse me, babies
Wanna have a field trip in my pants?
No?
What, no. Is that how you pick up girls?
If you do you're gonna have to sign a permission slip
You need to, uhm, work on your picking up
Yeah, I do
You really do, though. -It's been a, it's been a minute
It's been more than a minute
Can I have your number?
Is it, is it fine with you?
I like the women the way I like peanut butter: chunky
You calling me fat? -No... Just a little
I need to call my mom, can I use your phone, please?
Can I trust you not to take it? -Yeah, you can hold my leg
Alright, hold your leg
Oh. I'll call you later on
Oh my god
That was the slickest...