So happy early-- is it early birthday?
It's early birthday.
Early birthday, when is it?
A couple days, this weekend.
I'm going to be 62.
Yeah.
And that's the--
[CHEERING]
That's good.
Well, yeah.
It's a nice age.
I'm happy to be 62.
Everybody's like, oh, you're going to be another year older.
It's like they're afraid to say the 62 word.
Right.
And I'm like, I'm really thrilled to be here.
Because what's the option?
Right.
And also, I think we all get better as we get older.
And there's too much--
God, I hope so.
Well, that's the goal.
I'm counting on it.
That's the goal.
I'm counting on it.
We get wiser, and we get to be better people.
Yes, yes, yes.
So Kourtney and Kendall were here the other day on the show,
because I was Karla again.
I saw.
Yeah.
I saw it.
You are the best daughter, because you're
so easy to get along with.
Yeah.
I don't--
You do make up a lot of stories, though.
No, I don't.
You've got to work on the little,
you know, the little fibs every once in awhile.
You mean mentioning that they were pregnant?
Yeah.
All right, they're not.
But you have lots of pregnant children right now.
You do.
You have a whole bunch of them.
Oh, here I can feel where this is going.
No, not yet.
You're trying to trick me into confirming pregnancies.
Well, you're waiting for your show to do it.
I know that.
But I'm just going to say--
Well, you know, I get 10%.
Yes, I know.
So I don't blame you.
I wait for my show to do things too.
But let's talk about this huge deal you just made with E!
So you made a deal with E! to do the show another five years.
Is that right?
Right.
For $150 million, and my cut is what?
Like if I'm Karla--
Well, yeah.
I brought you your cut.
I actually brought you your cut.
Really?
So here, it's right in there.
OK.
There it is.
There's your cut.
Oh, wow.
Oh, look it says "Karl," on it, and then he just added the "A."
The "A," oh, I see.
Yeah.
I see.
And here's a little card.
Oh, is there cash in there?
Yeah, I think so.
That's great.
That's your cut right in there.
Let me see what my cut is.
You can read your card.
All right, let me look at the card
and see if it says I have money coming.
That would be great.
You'll have to check your bank account in the morning.
"Just a little something to show you
I love you as much as I do your sisters.
Mommy."
There's no money.
No, there's no--
That's cute, though.
No, it's adorable, but there's no money.
Um--
[LAUGHTER]
So you get this huge deal.
And you are the executive producer of the show,
but they give you $150 million.
And it's up to you to dole out who gets what.
Is that right?
Well, not exactly, no.
I think it's kind of a group decision.
And I'm lucky if I get paid.
By the time the girls get finished with me,
it's like, you get--
Everybody gets paid pretty much equally because we
all film a lot, and we all work hard.
And we've created this show and this brand for the last decade,
so everybody's--
I think that was taken a little bit out of context.
But everybody's happy.
Well, I'm sure they are.
I mean--
They're really happy.
That's my question.
So why keep doing the show?
You've been doing it a long time.
You're all-- everyone is--
I mean, Kylie's makeup line is doing really, really well.
Everybody is doing well in their own area.
They all have their own businesses
that they work on that they're passionate about.
Right.
And I think that because the show is
in over 167 countries around the world,
it really is a great foundation for all the other things we do.
So it's like one helps the other.
Yes.
And we recognize that, and we really appreciate the fact
that we've been so blessed to be able to do this for so long.
It's really an honor.
OK, all right, because I was wondering.
You're all doing-- I think you'd still do well.
I know what you're talking about with the foundation supporting
it.
But I think you'd do well.
You've already created the brand itself.
The brand will keep going.
We just weren't ready to say no.
When our deal came up, and they said,
do you want to do it again?
And we took a vote, except for you weren't there that night.
I wasn't.
Sorry, Karla.
I forget where I was.
Oh, yeah, me too.
Yeah.
But yeah, so we all agreed that we really would miss it
if we weren't doing it.
So I'm excited.
And you never know what's going to happen on "Keeping up
with the Kardashians."
Season 15 we're shooting right now, which is really exciting.
Which is when you announce who's pregnant.
Yeah.
Who's really pregnant?
Yeah, that'll be the truth.
All right, are you going to get pregnant now?
Probably not.
No?
I don't know.
It just doesn't feel right any more.
No?
Nah.
It's another income.
I mean, come on, that's one more.
That's one more child.
Wait a second.
I think she's on to something.
I'm telling you.
I could have a couple more, 10%.
Yes.
This is really great.
Yes.
Yeah, OK, I got to go.
All right, all right, you don't have
to start working on it right now.