*Doorbell Rings*
Ethan: Hey dude, come on in dog!
Steve: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet man sweet, sweet, sweet. Whoah, dude! *scoffs*
Steve: What the f**k was that, dude!?
Ethan: It's-- Don't trip dog, it's just ink, it's..
Steve: Dude, this is my ninja turtle shirt, man!
Ethan: Sorry, listen.... I was-- I was doing a prank because I was trying-- I want to get a lot of views...
Ethan: And it's actually just a-- it's a goof ink. It's fake, it's just fake. Steve: Aww no way, dude!
Steve: Disappearing ink huh? Ethan: Dude wha-- what the f**k?!
[Steve: Aw, dude...] Ethan: Dude, my Grand-- my Granddad gave me this shirt, he's dead!
Steve: Oh yeah? Ethan: What the f**k, dog, thats really f**kin' mean.
Steve: You know what-- what would probably get more likes? Ethan: Don't drink it.
Steve: Why?!
Ethan: Oh yeah! That's insane!! [Steve: *Gurgling*]
Steve: Like that's so... f**kin' likeable dude. Ethan: Wait wait. It says- it says if you get it in your mouth call poison control center.
Steve: Oh, yeah?
Ethan: That's weird, you drank a lot of that. Steve: I took a pretty big swig.
Ethan: So why don't you come in and let's brainstorm? Steve: Alright, cool man.
Steve: I looked at your channel...
Steve: And.... dude, your-- your like ratio is f**king *Slap* epic dude.
Ethan: Thanks man. Steve: I know, man. My following... they're just- they're stingy as f**k with the likes.
Ethan: They don't get down on the likes?
Steve: Dude they just do not- Ethan: They're tight.
Steve: They don't smash. Ethan: They don't put out.
Ethan: Like I don't ask everytime, but sometimes it's good to be like, self aware - ironically ask.
Ethan: So you go like-
Ethan: Hey guys, I'm making fun of this guy who begs for likes!
Ethan: And now I'm gonna be like,
I NEED YOU TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!
Ethan: A'ight?
Ethan: You know what I'm saying, like
I NEED HALF A MILLION LIKES!
Steve: Right, Right. I want you to get on that like button and f**kin' smash it! You know it?
Ethan: Dude my Grandad bought me this. He's dead now. Steve: [Laughing]
Steve: I'm at a point in my life where.. if I don't start getting more likes.. I don't what I'm gonna do, so..
Ethan: So we need more likes. We're here, we're here for-- We're on a mission for more likes.
Steve: Right, and-- and I was thinking about on the way over here...
Steve: If the video that we're making right now, [Ethan: Yeah] that you're watching, [Ethan: Yes]
Steve: Gets... mmm....
Steve: One..
Ethan: One hundey?
No!
Steve: TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND LIKES! [Ethan: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOO! Two hundred fifty?!]
Ethan: Can we get two? Lemme get a two!
Steve: Two hundred fifty!
Steve: You know what I would do, for the two-fifty?
Steve: I will-- I will chop my f**king balls off! [Ethan: Wait... that's a goal?]
Steve: I will f**king.. I'll do it dude! [Ethan: I don't know if people want you to do that to yourself.]
Steve: Oh, well course they do, dude. [Ethan: Oh, okay.] I'll chop my f**kin balls off dude!
Ethan: It's kind of a f**king epic idea. [Steve: Dude, I'll f**king do it dude.] Dude, that's awesome because, like, you can't take that back. We have an objective-
Ethan: We need likes, and I think I have some-- some leads on-- on how we can do that, okay? [Steve: Okay.]
Ethan: So I don't-- I'm hoping that you don't have to cut your balls off, because that seems a little drastic.
Ethan: I mean, 250 thousand likes, I think we can do that without castration. [Steve: Okay, bro.]
Ethan: Just give me a shot, come, come with me, I have some ideas. Alright? [Steve: Alright dude.] Alright cool.
Steve: That f**kin' ink was disgusting dude.
Steve: I feel like everyone who follows my Youtube channel-
Steve: They don't even jack off the like button, let alone smash.
Steve: That's weird. I don't know why people aren't smashing it for you
Ethan: I've heard about this channel called Daddy of Five. [Steve: Right!] and he's blowing up on YouTube right now
Ethan: He's getting so many likes and so many views.. [Steve: Aw, dude...] and I'm like-
Steve: He's gettin likes?
Ethan and Steve: BOOOM!
Ethan: All right, let's watch this s**t, Let's see what we can learn. [Steve: Alright, cool man, cool.]
Woman: Hey guys! So,
I got a prank for Cody.
I bought this, here, invisible ink and-
I'm going to squirt it all over his carpet, and start flipping out. So, we're going to make him think that he did-
That he did it again, and he's gonna feel bad, because he really didn't do it-
Steve: 'Cause he really didn't do it. [Ethan: Yeah, he didn't do it.]
Woman: And he's gonna flip out, cause he really didn't do it.
Ethan: It's good to get inside of your kid's head and build, like, a relationship of, you know,
Ethan: Mistrust and.. even if-- even if you could hate your parents as much as possible. [Steve: It's not really an undertone of cruelty....] It's..
Ethan:It's right off guard. Yeah, it's right up there. [Steve: Right?] Yeah. I love how much joy
She's taking in it, too, like; [Woman: So we're going to see how this goes.]
Ethan: She's almost giddy with the thought of, like, enraging her child [Steve: Not enraging, abusing.] Abusing and raging, [Steve: Emotional abuse] Yeah.
Ethan: I mean, that's likes though!
*Squirting Sounds*
[HORRIFYING LAUGHTER]
Woman: GIT YER F**KIN A** UP HERE!
Steve: That's how you talk to a child! [Ethan: Laughing]
Woman: GIT YER F**KIN A** UP HERE! [Echo]
Steve: She can just turn that on. [Ethan: That's scary, isn't it?] Imagine when she's actually mad..
Ethan: Woooo...
Woman: GIT YER F**KIN A** UP HERE!
Woman: WHAT THE F**K? [Man: What did you do?!]
Kid: What? [Woman: What the F******K?]
Woman: What the F****K?
Kid: I didn't do that!
Man: What the h*ll is that?
Kid: What is this?
Man: CODY! [Woman: YOU TELL ME!!]
Kid: I didn't do that!
Ethan: That face when your parents are your actual bullies.
Kid: I didn't do that!
Steve: It's both of them. [Ethan: Yeah.] It's both parents. [Ethan: Yeah.] There's nowhere to turn.
There's nowhere to turn and that's not even the worst of their abuse.
Woman: Tell me what you did!
Kid: I swear to God I didn't do that!
Man: Cody! [Woman: Got your (unintelligible) all over the carpet!]
Kid: I didn't do that!
Kid: [Indecipherable]
Man: WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?
Woman: OH MY GOOOOOODD!!!!
Man: Cody..
Kid: I didn't do it!
Woman and Man: [Indecipherable noises]
Man and Woman: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE!!!
Ethan: Let me get a shot of myself yelling at my kid for that, [Steve: *Laughter*] You know, I want to set the atmosphere, the ambiance. [Steve: Riight..]
Ethan: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFOOREE!!!!!
Steve: *Laughter*
Ethan: YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFOORE!!!!
Woman: You were f**king up here, too!?
Other Kid: No!
Man: YOU DID IT, TOO!?
Other Kid: No I didn't!
Man: YOU BOTH DID IT!!
Man: Well you're not--
You are going to lose your allowance in everything!!
Kid: We didn't do this!
Steve: Wow, they're really.. still going. [Ethan: Yeah, most definitely.] and now all the other kids are crying. [Ethan: The kids are all confused!]
Ethan: Yeah, they're all crying.
Steve: And this is a YouTube channel!
Ethan: Yeah, they upload every day. [Steve: Do they get brand deals?] Oh, they have-- I think Pepsi
Steve: *Laughing* [Ethan: To sponsor them.. live for now!]
Man: WHERE IS THE PEN!?
Kids: WE DON'T HAVE A PEN!
Man: You better give me that damn pen now!
*Children Screaming* [Man: You better give me the damn pen!]
Man: THERE IT IS!
Woman: OH MY GOD THERE'S A--
Man: THERE IT IS!!
Steve: See the way the kid flinched right there?
Ethan: You know what's f**ked up is they don't know when it's a prank and they don't know when they're about to get their ass beat.
Steve: Right. [Ethan: 'Cause this s**t probably happens all the time.] That's evident.
Steve: The way that kid flinched, like, he's been smashed. *Laughter*
Ethan: He gets done smashing the kid, and then he goes on over YouTube and he smashes the like button.
Steve: Right..
*Indecipherable noises*
Kid: What is that!?
*Through Laughter* Woman: Invisible ink, it dries, it comes out!
Man: You just got owned!
Man: IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRUH!
*Laughter*
Steve: In every great prank video there's, like, the reveal where people are like; OH, DUDE! You got me!
Ethan: Right..
Steve: Oh man,that was goood du-- you got me good! And here, that's what we see.
Ethan: There's laughter, the kids are stoked to have been a part of this...
Ethan: You have to love and appreciate that-- that he dropped
"It's just a prank, bro"
Man: IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRUH!
Steve: It's just a prank, bruh!
Like, you're not supposed to "It's just a prank, bro" your own kids
Steve: It's just a prank, bruh!
Man: Do the outro!
Ethan: So he f**king, like, ruins their day.
Ethan: Does horrible things, and then after he f**king s**ts on him,
Ethan: They're super sad, he makes them do the outro every time.
Ethan: Let's enjoy this.
Steve: Nice.
Ethan: You're gonna.. have a lot of fun.
Kid: Thank you guys for watching this video, if you like this video and wanna see more videos like this one, leave a comment down in the section below.
Kid: And don't forget to follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat- [Man: No, not snapchat, no no no...]
Kid: No snapchat..
Ethan: This-- I feel like this is like a concentration camp.. Like, they've got a gun off camera.
Steve: But.. I didn't hear him say to smash the like button.
Ethan: That's true!
Kid: And.... don't forget.... to....
Woman: Hee hee hee hee hee...
Kid: Like and subscribe to Daddy Of Five.
Man: Daddy Of Five...?
Kid: And Daddy Of Five Gaming..
Ethan: So.. I want to make our own version of that video 'cause clearly it's gotten a lot of publicity, it's got people talking..
I don't know if they're smashing the dislike or the like
but there's lots of smashing going on and it's the
[smashing] that we want right not necessarily in fast right it's I can smash burn and [everything]
Here's the plan so we have that he's friends with Steve-o. He's he's volunteered for us to abuse you right. Yes, fine
We're going to try to make him feel as bad as possible, and he's given us permission, so it's all over the table
This is not you know. This is not real
We're just doing it for the thing so except for when I pee on him
It's gonna be real and he's really not gonna like it. Yes a little like pee on me. Oh yeah, man
All right, Jack go ahead and lay down on the ground right here. [Okay]
Thanks, man. Thanks for doing this for us
The f**k are you doing?
Wait wait wait WAIT dude what the F**K dawg
I didn't sign up for this dude, what [yo] f**k?
he he he he :^)
AH HA HA HA
YOU GOT OWNED!
Ethan: (you got) PRANKED BRO!
[What do you w-what'd you guys do to me?] dunno what Ethan said
It's just a prank brah
[It's just a prank brah] OH MY GOD! WHAT THE F**K??
It's in my mouth dude
*evil laugh*
OH HOHOHO
You just got owned *scoffs*
How does Steven's p*ss taste? [*gags*]
*gags*
*pig noises*
Definitely when you get home rinse out your eyes with like, mouthwash. I don't know where he's been. [I know where I've been man]
You better rinse. Yayeah WEW
Do you not like urine or something cus we can not do more [Jack: No - it's the one thing I don't like]
[Ethan: Oh really?] It is the one thing I don't like [Ethan: Okay so we won't do any more urine prank.] Okay
Jack, are you tired?
Dude I feel like we've been pushing you kinda hard. [A little bit man] Yea we didn't let you nap in the park there
I have this guest bed here(??) [Y'sure?] Yeah dawg take a nap dude, get comfortable alright?
Get comfortable dude [*giggles*]
Get *smashes* [Oh fuck]
Dude, get comfortable. [Woah]
I appreciate you <3
Thank you. big time. [Ethan: Very cool guy]
*LOUD OBNOXIOUS LAUGH* *SCREAMING NOISES*
WHAT THE F**K
P*SS ON YOUR FACEEE!!
C'mon dude, it's just a prank [bro]
Great anymore don't subscribe and s**t girl. They hate you subscribe to Ht three productions FC
Though subscribe H3h3 productions and Steve a fourth-minute the volume on Instagram Snapchat, haha
No, NOT SNAPCHAT!!!!!
I thought you guys had snapchat...NO, NOT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!
This isn't f**king funny dude. You know that water I gave you earlier today. It was like twenty percent p*ss.
*orgy*
It was kind of mean wasn't?
Yeah, it can't maybe doing a little far. Right sometimes you chase the likes too far, you just go overboard, but we still need likes.
So what are going to do? This isn't the way to get likes. This feels, this feels bad.
It does, I feel bad like are we being mean? Is this mean? Did we go too far?
Way too far. I'm sorry, dawg. So you're saying you were willing, but even with you willing, we took it too far? Yeah
Yeah, anyway. See you dog. Oh s**t, he's running. Yeah, so what should we do now dude?
Well, I don't know what to do. I mean the video's not really... I don't feel people are smashing it. What are
Your balls off f**k yeah, let's go
Lincoln dude, I think we might go way past 250 to 500 500
everywhere
Steve of all this is it. He's rubbing the hospital. He may die. This is the last Evo video ever he's bleeding
No, crap my junk cars. Are you feeling man? Oh man dude that was that was pretty intense I?
Think we got it done now. Yeah, we got the lex but do you need help? Yeah?
Should I call [the] lay down click on I'm?
Gonna chill in your a** right
All right, well I'm kind of hungry. So I'm just gonna go get some dinner
just
Hit me up later. I dog you out you're the best. Thanks, dude. We're gonna get a ton of like stuck
So just keep going ok
Be you just see you duck. Yeah. Yeah
That shut up like you did
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