[quacking]
Wouldst thou like a little rub down?!
[coughing]
You have bested me, yellow knight...
Strike quick and true, noble sponge...
I don't understand a word you just said!
[laughing]
Uhh, Medieval Sandy, you don't look so good.
[grunting]
This is Little Cheeks calling Big Cheeks.
Come in, Big Cheeks. Over.
Affirmative, Little Cheeks.
This is Big Cheeks receiving you from the future.
How are things going in the past?
[giggling] They're going great, Sandy.
Your plan worked perfectly.
The formula burned up
before Mr. Plankton could nab it.
Now it can be safely rediscovered in the future.
Good work, Little Sandy.
I knew sending you to Camp Korl was the right thing to do.
Enjoy the rest of your summer. Over and out.
[giggling] Bye, Future Me.
[sighing] Mission accomplished.
Timeline preserved.
Now everything can continue just the way it's always been.
I call it the Automatic Snail Hoofer.
Just hook your gastropod up to this baby
and they'll be boogieing at the barn in seconds.
Allow me to demonstrate. [meowing]
You see the Hoofer does your dance moves for ya.
When I flip this switch,
Gary will be tripping the light fantastic.
[meowing]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
[groaning]
May I have the next dance?
[screaming]
[groaning]
It just needs some minor adjustments.
So this is my own private little air bubble.
This air is the driest...
[gasping]
purest...
[gasping]
most airiest air in the whole sea.
Oh, over there's my birdbath.
[chirping]
And that's my oak tree.
It provides me with extra air.
[chirping]
This dome is made of the strongest polyurethane,
that's a fancy name for plastic.
Ain't that just the bee's knees?
Tell you what, weren't easy getting here neither.
First, I...
[chirping]
...that's my treadmill.
That's how I stay in tip-top shape.
Oh, come on. Let's have that tea now.
[grunting]
[gasping]
Yeah, shopping's weird.
Did you ever go into the seafood aisle
and say “Who eats this stuff"?
[laughing]
I love this show!
Me too! [screaming]
- Hi-yah! - Hi-yah!
Whoo!
Yah!
Uhh, just a second.
Safety first!
And now, spin technique!
Hi-yah! Yah.
Double overhand squirrel knot!
I'm gonna get you tomorrow, SpongeBob!
That'll be the day!
[SpongeBob] Hey, it's a local.
[SpongeBob] Hi, we're from underwater.
[SpongeBob] Do you know Sandy Cheeks?
Three, two, one. Well, tan my fur, they made it.
Better go congratulate 'em.
SpongeBob? Patrick?
Hmm. Where'd those critters get to?
[screaming]
[gasping]
Holy guacamole, you can't eat my friends,
you rats with wings!
Hi-yah!
[fighting]
Pinhead!
[panting]
[screaming]
Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead.
Sandy, stand back! I'm warning ya!
[roaring]
Okay, I warned ya! [grunting]
Did you win? [grunting]
Hi, SpongeBob.
[growling]
[screaming]
Five.
Miss Appear.
Super Acquaintances attack!
Ah ha.
Huh? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not the Quickster!
I'm Captain Mag... ma.
Well, I guess it's up to me.
I'll just sneak over, unseen and catch 'em by surprise.
[screaming]
Yeehaw!
Ahoy, Sandy!
Huh?
[croaking] Ow!
Gall darn it! You sea slickers made me lose the rodeo.
Why are you here, anyways?
To help save you from this rodeo thing!
I don't need to be saved! [gasping]
Watch out!
That old bullfrog's got a flea on his flanks,
and he's comin' right at ya!
[screaming]
[croaking]
[Patrick] Did we save, Sandy?
[SpongeBob] No, Patrick, we didn't.
[Mr. Krabs] Did we make any money?
[meowing]
Remember the day Sandy and I got married?
[gasping]
- What? - No.
I'm freaking out!
Um-hmm.
[piano playing]
Friends, we have gathered here today
to join these two hearts in the bonds of love.
SpongeBob, do you take Sandy as your lawfully wedded wife?
I do.
And Sandy, do you take SpongeBob as your lawfully wedded husband?
And how!
Well then, I now pronounce you sponge and squirrel.
You may kiss the bride.
[music playing]
Boo! You stink!
Worst play I've ever seen!
And a total rip-off!
What has happened to the theater?
[doorbell ringing] Hmm?
I'll get it!
Surprise!
[giggling]
Hi, ya, sis.
- Howdy! - Auntie!
Sandy!
Oh! I didn't expect y'all till tomorrow.
I know how much you love your nieces y'know,
so I brought 'em a day early.
SpongeBob, this here's my sister, Rosy
and my three nieces.
This'n here's Macadamia.
How do?
- Hazelnut. - How do?
And little Pistachio.
How d━ [belches and giggles]
Girls, this is my friend, SpongeBob!
Awe, what sweet little angels!
[chuckles] Yeah, angels.
Okay, well I gotta skedaddle.
Hey! Get your slimey mitts off my pals!
[grunting]
[roaring]
Whoa!
[growling]
[grunting]
Nothing! That's it!
[laughing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
Mmm.