>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU LIKE MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT,
YOU'RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE IN HIS NEW SHOW, THERE'S TWO OF HIM.
PLEASE WELCOME THE ONE, THE ONLY, PAUL RUDD.
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>> HOW NICE.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: PAUL RUDD, EVERYBODY, LOOK AT THAT,
DELIGHTFUL.
>> THAT'S VERY, VERY, VERY-- VERY, VERY NICE.
UNCALLED FOR, BUT THANK YOU.
I APPRECIATE IT.
>> Stephen: NOT AT ALL.
PEOPLE LOVE PAUL RUDD.
NOW I TEASED THE SHOI "LIVING WITH YOURSELF" WHAT DOES THAT
MEAN THERE ARE TWO OF YOU IN THE SHOI?
>> I GET CLONED.
THERE ARE TWO CHARACTERS NAMED MILES ELLIOT, BUT I UNWITTINGLY
GIT CLONED.
I DON'T REALIZE I'M GETTING CLONED.
I THINK I'M GETTING A SPA TREATMENT.
>> Stephen: WOW.
>> YAY.
>> Stephen: THAT IS-- THAT IS A NEW DEFINITION OF "FULL
RELEASE" RIGHT THERE.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> SO-- YOU SAID IT.
AND THEN I WAKEIP.
NEXT THING I KNOW I'M WAKING UP IN A GRAVE, AND THEN I FIND OUT
WHEN I GET BACK TO MY HOUSE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THERE, AND THE NEW
AND IMPROVED VERSION OF ME IS AT MY HOUSE.
>> Stephen: AND YOU PLAY BOTH.
YOU PLAY BOTH OF YOU.
>> I PLAY BOTH OF ME.
>> Stephen: OBVIOUSLY, PRIME LOVE ONE PAUL RUDD.
TWO PAUL RUDDS--
THE MATH GOES LIKE THIS: ONE PAUL RUDD IS GOOD.
TWO PAUL RUDDS IS BETTER.
WOULDN'T THREE PAUL RUDDS BE BEST.
DIDN'T YOU STOP ONE PAUL RUDD SHORT?
>> I DON'T THINK THEY DID.
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY THEY WENT TOO, TOO MANY.
>> Stephen: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WATCHING BOTH OF YOU ON
SCREEN?
IS THERE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS YOU LIKE MORE?
>> NO.
IT'S-- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES IT'S HARD TO WATCH YOURSELF ON
SCREEN.
THIS ONE'S PARTICULAR LIE ROUGH BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE JUDGMENTAL
TOWARDS TWO PERFORMANCES.
AND IT'S-- YOU KNOW, I JUST CAN GIT CRITICAL OVER EACH CHOICE.
SOY IT'S KIND OF DOUBLE THE PAIN.
>> Stephen: DO YOU NORMAL LIE NOT WATCH YOURSELF?
>> NOTICE, I'LL WATCH IT.
USUALLY I'LL WATCH IT WHEN IT'S BEING EDITED OR DONE, BUT AFTER,
THAT I TEND TO LET IT GO.
I DON'T REALLY PAY ATTENTION.
>> Stephen: YOU DON'T HAVE PAUL RUDD FILM FESTIVALS IN YOUR
HOUSE.
>> NO, I DON'T.
>> Stephen: COME OEVERYBODY!
>> NO, I JUST SIT AT THE COMPUTER AND WATCH CLIPS.
LAYOFF LAUGH ONLY KID.
>> Stephen: SOY THIS IS-- WHAT'S YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME,
MILES?
>> MILES, YEAH.
>> Stephen: NOW, THERE'S A NEW-AND-IMPROVED MILES IN THIS.
IF YOU COULD IMPROVE PAUL RUDD-- LET'S-- LET'S BRING THIS HOME.
LET'S MAKE THIS REAL.
LET'S GET OUR FINGERS UNDERNEATH THIS.
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT!
>> Stephen: LIGHTS EXPLORE THAT FEELING.
IF YOU COULD IMPROVE PAUL RUDD WHAT, WOULD YOU CHANGE?
>> I THINK I WOULD BE 6'2".
( LAUGHTER )
>> NO, I'M 5'10".
>> Stephen: OKAY.
>> BUT IT WOULD BE NICE.
>> Stephen: SURE.
>> 6'2" SEEMS LIKE THAT'S A GOOD HEIGHT.
HOW TALL ARE YOU?
>> Stephen: 6'2".
>> OF COURSE, YOU ARE!
ARE YOU 6'2".
>> Stephen: NO, NOTICE, I AM 5'11".
AND I AM ONE OF LIVE KIDS, AND NONE OF US MADE IT TO SIX FEET,
AND I WAS DETERMINED TO BE SIX FEET.
BUT MY BOYS ARE BOTH OVER SIX FEET TALL.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
>> MY SON IS 15.
HE'S TALLER THAN MY.
I JUST HAD THIS MEMORY.
WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, I MADE A FAKE I.D., AND I WAS SO
DUMB I PUT MY HYPOTHETICAL AT FIVE, 12.
THAT WAS ACTUALLY-- THANKS.
I SHOULD HAVE-- I SHOULD HAVE-- I SHOULD SAY IT WASN'T EYE
DIDN'T DO IT FOR MYSELF.
I DID IT FOR MY FRIEND JEFF RECOGNIZE.
I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TALL HE WAS.
BY THE WAY, IN A TYPE WRITER.
IT LOOKS TYPED.
I EVEN-- I EVEN MESSED UP AND OF AND PUT WHITE-OUT ON ONE THING
AND TYPED ANOTHER THING AND YOU CAN SEE THE WHITE-OUT.
AND I USED THESE-- WE USED THESE FAKE I.D.s TO GO TO FLORIDA
FOR SPRING BREAK.
>> Stephen: DID THEY WORK?
DID THEY WORK?
>> I TOOK A COPY OF THE STATE SEAL OF FLORIDA, BLACK AND WHITE
ZERO OXED COPY, PUT IT ON THE BACK, JUST THE STATE SIEL.
I REMEMBER GIVING IT-- WE WERE ALL NERVOUS.
WE WENT TO SOME BAR AND GAVE IT TO THE BOUNCER.
AND HIGHS LIKE, "COME ON."
AND THE OWNER COMES OIFER AND LOOKS AT IT AND FLIPPEDZ IT OVER
AND SAYS, "WHAT?
THERE'S A STATE SEAL.
IT'S REAL."
LAYOFF LAUGH
>> Stephen: IN FLORIDA-- >> IN FLORIDA.
>> Stephen: IN FLORIDA IF YOU'RE TALL ENOUGH TO PUT A
SCRAP OF PAPER THAT SAYS 21 ON THE COUNTER, THEY LET YOU INTO
THE TRIP CLUB.
>> HE GOES 5-12, HUH?
>> Stephen: DID YOU MAKE A LOT OF FAKE I.D.s FOR YOUR FRINDZ?
WERE YOU THAT GUY?
>> NOTICE, I DID IT FOR A GROUP OF BUDDIES.
WE WENT ON SPRING BREAK.
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT TASKED AT DOING IT-- I PROBABLY
VOLUNTEERED.
THEY WERE TERRIBLE.
I DON'T THINK WE EVER USED THEM AGAIN AFTER THAT.
>> Stephen: HOW OLD WERE YOU IN SPRING BREAK?
>> I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SENIOR YEAR IN HIGH SCHOOL.
>> Stephen: THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE IT ENDED UP BEING,
LIKE, A HAPPY STORY.
BOYS FROM HIGH SCHOOL GOING TO SPRING BREAK IN FLORIDA.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU GUYS COULD BASICALLY, LIKE, GET ROILED FOR
CASH AND LIFT IN AN ALLY.
>> IT WAS SAD BECAUSE I THINK WE WENT TO A PLACE WHERE THERE
REALLY WASN'T A SPRING BREAK.
THERE WEREN'T, LIKE, OTHER KIDS.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: HIGH WENT TO BOCA.
>> WE WENT TO SOME PLACE-- I THINK WE WENT TO SOME PLACE
INLAND.
( LAUGHTER )
>> AND THE BAR WE WENT TO WAS, YOU KNOW, LIKE A SENIOR FROGS OR
SOME LAME -- >> Stephen: THEY'RE A
RESPONSOR.
SOY WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
CAN YOU TAIL MY WHAT'S GOING ON.
YOU GUYS ARE DRIVING.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?
PEOPLE NEED TO STAY HYDRATED.
>> IT'S IMPORTANT.
AT THIS ILLIVATION.
IN THIS CLIP-- OH, IN THIS CLIP, I AM DRIVING WITH MYSELF, AND
I'M KIND OF-- I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS CLONE.
AND WE'RE LEARNING A LITTLE BIT ABOUT EACH OTHER, BUT WE'RE--
WE'RE UNSURE OF THIS WHILE PROCESS.
IT'S ALL STILL VERY NEW TO US.
>> Stephen: OKAY, JIM.
>> SEVENTH GRADE.
LIKE VALLEY OVERNIGHT.
SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN.
I COULDN'T UNDO THE BRA STRAP OF...?
>> OH-- >> SHE TOILD THE WHOLE SCHOOL
ABOUT IT.
>> I KNOW, I KNOW SHY DID.
UH... UH-- HAIR COLOR?
>> BLOND.
>> YEAH, YAY.
FIRST INITIAL.
>> "E."
>> FIRST INITIAL LAST NAME.
>> "E"-- >> OH, GOD.
IT'S NOT SOY EASY IS IT?
>> NOTICE, I KNOW IT.
IT'S-- IT'S ELLEN.
>> ELLEN!
ELLEN UH-- UHM, HAUL SOMETHING.
>> HALTER?
>> HALTER.
>> HALTHER.
>> ELLEN HALTHER.
>> Stephen: SOY YOU GUYS GIT ALONG?
>> WELL, IT'S VERY UNSETTLING.
WE DO IN THE MOMENT.
WE KIND OF HIT IT OFF.
>> Stephen: WHICH ONE OF THOSE IS THE IMPRIVED ONE?
>> THE ONE WITHOUT THE GLASSES.
>> Stephen: OF COURSE.
( LAUGHTER )
RECENTLY HE'LL NEVER PLAY A VILLAIN, BECAUSE HE CAN'T
ACTUALLY PROJECT THAT KIND OF MA 11 LANCE THROUGH A CHARACTER.
I DON'T SEE YOU-- I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER PLAYING A
VILLAIN.
DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PLAY A BAD GUY.
YOU PLAYED TROUBLED PRIME, I SPOIZ.
>> I DID THIS MOVIE CALLED "MUTE,--" THANK YOU.
THAT.
>> Stephen: THEY MADE NOTICE SOUND IN HONOR OF THE TITLE.
>> YOU GUYS ARE GOOD.
WOW!
( APPLAUSE )
THAT ONE.
BUT FOR THE MOST PART, I NEVER REALLY SEEM TO GET CAST AS BAD
GUYS.
GO FIGURE.
( LAUGHTER )
COULD GET IN TOUCH WITH THE MA 11 LANCE.
>> Stephen: I CAN'T EVEN PICTURE GETTING MAD.
>> I GET SOY MAD.
>> Stephen: REALLY?
>> YAY, I GET FURIOUS AT THINGS.
THINGS THAT ARE EVEN MILD LIE ANNOYING TO PEOPLE.
>> Stephen: WHAT MAKES YOU FURIOUS?
>> UHM...
( LAUGHTER )
AND IT HAPPENED ABOUT-- JUST A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.
I'M GETTING MAD ALREADY THINKING ABOUT IT.
I WAS IN-- AT THE AIRPORT IN HUDSON NEWS, AND YOU KNOW THEY
HAVE THE BOOK DISNRAIS?
>> Stephen: YAY, YAY.
>> I LOOKED IN THERE, AND ALL OF A SUB THERE ARE JUST ALL OF
THESE BOOKS AND THEY ALL HAVE TITLES LIKE, "THE SUBTLE ART OF
NOT GIVING A ( BLEEP )."
ALL OF THEM HAVE, LIKE, BAD WORDS IN THIM, AND, LIKE, I
DON'T-- YOU KNOW, "HOW TO NOT GIVE A ( BLEEP ) ABOUT PEOPLE."
OR WHATEVER THEY ARE.
AND IT JUST SEEMED SO-- I'M A FAN OF PROFANITY.
LIKE, I LOVE IT.
>> Stephen: DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.
>> OH, NO, NOTICE.
>> Stephen: IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT.
THE THING THAT MAKES YOU MOST FURIOUS IS OTHER PRIME USING
PROFANITY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'RE A FAN OF PROFANITY.
>> I USE PROFANITY ALL THE TIME AROUND MY KIDS.
I LIKE IT.
I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
I THINK IT'S GOOD, WHEN IT'S CRATE AND I HAVE GRATE AND NOT
LAZY AND HACK I.
AND ALL OF THESE BOOKS ARE ON DISPLAY FOR CHILDREN.
I KNOW FOR A FACT I GOT BLEEPED WHEN I SAID THAT.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE IT'S CBS!
>> BUT, WHAT, "HUDSON NEWS" IS BETTER THAN CBS.
THEY CAN JUST PUT THEIR DISPLAYS OF THIS-- THERE ARE CHILDREN
T.I. AIRPORT!
>> Stephen: WILL SOY THE BOOK TITLES DON'T HAVE ASTERISKS OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
>> MAYBE ONE FOR THE "U."
>> Stephen: BUT THE KIDS KNOW.
>> IT SEEMS LAYS-- EXACT LIE, THIS DOESN'T UPSET ANYBODY ELSE.
BUT I WAS FURIOUS.
>> Stephen: IS ANYONE ELSE UPSET ABOUT THIS?
( APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: THEY DO NOT MEAN IT.
>> I CAN'T STAND THAT!
DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!
HAS ANYBODY SEEN THIS TRENDALATE LIE?
IT'S ALL CUTE AND GIMMICKY.
( BLEEP ) THOSE AUTHORS AND ( BLEEP ) THEIR BOOKS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
LITTLE BIT OF A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, I WILL ASK ABOUT HIS MARVEL ROLE AS ANT MAN
AND THE FUTURE OF HIS ABS.
STICK AROUND.