- Face it Jafar. You're still just second best.
- Oh, this sounds like a trap.
- Does it?
- Honestly. He's just trying to get you riled up,
but you won't fall for it. Right?
(sad trombone sound)
(uplifting music)
- Hi, everyone.
Welcome to the Disney Princess Club.
I'm Sage.
- I'm Grace.
- And I'm Mandolin.
- Today we're going to be watching some of our favorite
Disney princess villain movie scenes.
- Try to say that three times fast.
- I can't wait.
My favorite villain is Ursula.
[Sage] I like her because of her awesome personality,
and how she comes up with the absolute best plans.
- Yeah. Ursula is pretty awesome.
I love how sassy she is and that voice.
- My favorite villain is Jafar,
because he's a poster child for tall, dark and sinister.
(laughs)
- Jafar was great.
I think he also had the best villain sidekicks.
- I agree.
Iago is only this big,
but he was not to be messed with.
- That's a fact.
Hey Grace, who's your favorite Disney princess villain?
- My favorite is the first Disney princess villain.
- The Queen.
- [Grace] Yes, I love the Queen because
she has so many great ideas.
Like putting together potions to trick Snow White,
was super smart.
- Every time I watched Snow White,
I'm like amazed by how good her disguise is.
- Same.
Do you know, The villains are just misunderstood.
(thunder cracks)
Did you all just see that?
- See what?
- [Grace] Sage?
- Hey, something's wrong with
your audio and video Sage.
Something's wrong with yours too Grace.
(evil laugh)
Uh oh.
(curious music)
- So octopus and gentleman,
are you ready for our movie night?
- I was born ready.
- Poopsie, let's get to it.
- Snow White, you know she really got in the
way of my plans.
- Tell me about it,
Jasmine and that Aladdin messed with my plans too.
- And did you both know that Ariel came to me for help?
I didn't go seeking her.
- No, you don't say.
- So, I was just chilling in my palace having a good time,
when my eels come in with this Ariel girl
and asked me for a favor.
- So did you help her?
- Well of course.
I'm the most giving octopus in the sea.
- [Ursula] Come in. Come in my child.
We mustn't lurk in doorways.
It's rude.
- So Ariel came in and she wanted to be a human.
So I was like...
- Here's the deal...
- You can be a human for three whole days.
- Got that? Three days.
- And you can stay human, no biggie.
As long as you have a true love's kiss before the sun sets
on the third day.
- That was very generous of you Ursula.
- Yeah, it was.
- Yeah I know, right.
Though, if you didn't,
you would come back to the sea and become a mermaid.
- And,
You belong,
to me.
- No Ariel.
- The same thing happened to me,
the Sultan needed my help.
- Ah, Jafar.
- [Mandolin] He even named me his most trusted advisor.
- [Sultan] I am in desperate need of your wisdom.
- My life is but to serve you my Lord.
- Because he knew, I knew what was best for Agrabah.
I hypnotized him because he was taking a bit too long
to find Jasmine a partner.
- You will order the Princess to marry me.
- I was just trying to help the guy out.
- The Princess...
But you're so old.
(laughs)
- So, what happens between you and Snow White?
- Short story long.
I have this magic mirror.
- [The Queen] Magic mirror on the wall,
who is the fairest one of all?
- I have got to get one of those mirrors.
- Lips red as the rose.
Hair black as ebony.
Skin white as snow.
- Snow White.
- Snow White tried to be the fairest one of all?
Everyone knows that your title.
- Exactly.
I actually had to disguise myself in order to get rid of
that Snow White.
- How'd you do it?
- Well, it was hard work, but,
I just had to mix together some potions then,
well, you'll see the rest.
(intense music)
(evil laugh)
- Oh perfect disguise.
(scream)
- Oh okay. Back to our regularly schedule program.
- Help me out.
- Throw me the lamp.
- I can't hold on.
- So, I needed to get this Genie lamp in order to,
you know, become a powerful sorcerer.
- Right, right.
- So I too had to disguise myself in order to,
you know, enlist Aladdin for the job.
He's like the best thief in Agrabah.
- And I heard he's a hunk.
- Your eternal reward.
(screams)
(cheering)
- Just wait, the kid is known as the best
thief in Agrabah for a reason.
- It's mine. It's all mine.
- Aladdin and his little pesky monkey
took the lamp back.
- Get out of town.
- I had it for like, two seconds.
- These sidekicks are the worst.
Anytime you have one of the Princesses cornered
in comes a singing crab or a yellow flounder.
- I had to deal with not one, not two, not five
but seven dwarves. Okay.
Because of Snow White.
- [Sage] Whoa. That's a lot of dwarves.
I feel sorry for you girl.
- Dare I say, evil did not win this time.
- Now take the apple dear,
and make a wish.
- [Sage] So wait, did snow white know
it was a poisoned apple?
- I mean, no, not really.
If I would've said, "Hey Snow,
do you mind eating this apple,
so I can go back to being the fairest one of all?"
She probably would've said, no.
- Yeah, you have a point there.
(rolling drums)
(evil laugh)
(thunder cracks)
- Now I am, the fairest in the land.
- I see what you mean about these dwarves.
(intense music)
- I'll crush your bones.
- Look out.
(evil laugh)
(thunder cracks)
(scream)
- I don't think you should try to get rid of
Snow White just because of what a mirror said.
I mean, don't get me wrong,
it's a really nice mirror, right.
- Yeah, and you know,
it's almost impossible to find a mirror that actually
speaks.
So you got lucky there, but Jafar is right.
- You know, I think about that all the time.
Who gave him the data that said I was no longer the fairest
of them all?
But it could have totally been an error on his part.
- Exactly.
- And then here I am blowing everything out of proportion.
- So I finally got the lamp back
and used one of my wishes
to become a powerful sorcerer.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
a warm Agrabah welcome,
for sorcerer Jafar.
- Then comes Aladdin and that monkey,
and then a tiger, and then a carpet.
- Wait, what?
- Don't toy with me.
(evil laughs)
- Things are unraveling fast now boy.
(evil laugh)
Get the point?
- The genie has more power than you'll ever have.
- What?
- He gave you your power. He could take it away.
Face it Jafar, You're still just second best.
- Oh this sounds like a trap.
- Does it?
- Honestly, he's just trying to get you riled up,
but you won't fall for it. Right?
(sad trombone)
- Slave. I make my third wish.
I wish to be, an all powerful genie.
- [Sage] Oh, come on Jafar.
That's the oldest trick in the book.
- [Mandolin] ] It is?
Get the book, get the book.
(growls)
It is.
- [Jafar] The universe is mine to command.
To control.
- Not so fast Jafar, aren't You forgetting something?
You wanted to be a genie,
you got it.
- What?
- And everything that goes with it.
- No, no.
- I'm getting out of here.
- Phenomenal cosmic powers.
- Come on, you're the genie...
- Itty bitty living space.
- Honestly, you probably would've become ruler of Agrabah,
if you would've waited for Sultan to appoint you.
- If you just would've be a little more patient.
- I know, but I thought it was gonna take too long.
- Why? You already said you were his trusted advisor.
It could have happened at any moment.
(growls)
- I really got to work on my patience.
(intense music)
- You're too late.
(cheering)
- So Ariel ran out of time,
and I was just trying to hold in my end of the bargain.
- You know,
I heard that Ariel was about to kiss Eric before the third
day, but some eels interrupted them.
- Jafar, I actually had the exact same thing.
- But I can't control what my eels do.
- Ha. It's done then.
At last, it's mine.
(evil laugh)
- You monster.
- Don't fool with me you little brat.
- Ursula, you shouldn't stand in the way of true love.
- Yeah, that's a big no, no.
- I didn't know they were in love love.
- Is that right?
- I just really wanted to go back to the palace.
I didn't realize how much trouble I was causing.
- We've done some pretty bad things,
but we're good people and fish.
- Yeah.
Mistakes happen. No one's perfect.
- Exactly.
We just have to be better next time.
Learn from these situations.
- So should we plan on no longer being evil?
[together] Nah.
- Being evil is the best.
- There's no other way to be.
- I'm telling you.
I had such a good time hanging out with you villains.
We should do this again sometime.
- It felt so good to be bad.
- Yeah. It was so much fun hearing your stories.
- Well, thank you darlings for watching.
- We'll see you next time.
I'm the Queen.
- I'm Ursula.
- And I'm Jafar.
I think the kids say something like...
[Together] Bibbity bobbity bye.
(evil laughs)