anyway as you can see i have 656 friend requests on goodreads. Now,
i'm not trying to say i'm popular - i just have not looked at my friend request for
like five years. If you want to be my friend you have to tell me like the best joke that
you know. So Tara said "what rock group has four men that don't sing?" "Mount rushmore"
That shouldn't be funny you know. *boop* Hi it's Divya G! What does the g stand for? The g stands
for goodreads is just a vehicle for amazon sales but I'm still under the shackles of that
corporation so i'm going to continue to use it for now until the story graphs becomes better and more
widely used. If you want to hear me complain more about goodreads please watch the previous video. I
make videos about books and media analysis so if you want to keep up to date with the depression
follow me on my socials and subscribe. Life of a uni student means that things are getting busy!
So, i try and upload once a week but if i don't i'm either: drowning in coursework like this or
i'm scrolling tik tok until my eyes are red, my body is numb, and the only movement is the
soft "HUUH" wheeze of the video that made me feel something
so that's why this video is pre-recorded. Anyway here's a selection of your joke submissions (add
me on Goodreads). Today my son asked can you lend me a bookmark? i immediately burst into
tears. 12 years old and he doesn't know my name is Brian. I had so much coffee that i don't
even feel energy i just feel the depression. Jia said what do you call a boring dinosaur
a dino snore... bye. Ash said i don't have any good jokes so here's a cheap joke it's
Divya G being an active booktuber. Listen guys it's not me it's just the crippling depression.
I read so many [ __ ] books in a row that it completely just destroyed my soul and my love for
reading and now i feel like i can never recover. I've got ptsd and it's all thanks to America
Singer. "When you look really closely all mirrors look like eyeballs" it's funny because it's so
[ __ ] what do you call classic literature fans that are far too obsessed with french literature
oui-a-boos. Why did i say that in like a nigerian accent? Oui-a-booo.. eh eh.
Two whales are in a bar the first whale says "Wooaow" the other whale says "shut up steve
you're drunk". Ana said "i'm sweating more coming up with something funny for you than i did on my
entry to quantum physics exam" to be honest Ana, I feel the same. I remember in my gcse
statistics exam? or maths ? It was hot and i was nervous and i had anxiety and my
butt created its own ecosystem like it created its own olympic-sized swimming pool that they
were gonna use for the olympics 2020. "Time is relative beauty is relative family is relatives."
Why do people with foot fetishes never win? Because they like the
taste- why do people with foot fetishes never win? because they like the taste of def-
because they like- because they like the taste of defeat (the feet).
Hara says if you hang bananas from the ceiling they will take longer to spoil
because they think they're still on the tree
why is this funny? it doesn't even make sense. Irma said "ha ha ha ha" These are quite good
you know. Oh my god. Vranda said you are awesome no matter what the world tells you
Rupi Kaur
i honestly we're too mean to Rupi Kaur to be honest. Son: d-d-d-d-daad? The dad said:
oh he's trying to say his first words. Son: Dad i've been meaning to talk to you
i've been trying to talk for 30 years
stop making fun of my stutter. Oh my god that was so peak fam i'm going to hell. Oh hi yeah it's me
again thank you for watching please subscribe if you want to or like the video leave me a
comment something to help the loneliness and the sadness but this is the end of the video
i'll see you next time or not HAHAHAHA