Food boycotts are the toughest for me.
The rest of them boycotts I can do, no problem.
You tell me not to buy a shirt from a store, cool.
You say don't watch the NFL, cool. I'm a Dolphins fan.
I ain't missing nothing, so that's easy for me.
But when you say food, that's a whole nother world,
'cause only one company that I think makes food
good enough to maybe,
maybe navigate outrage. It's one company
I think might be close to being boycott-proof.
It's McDonald's. McDonald's is delicious.
I'm sorry. I know some of y'all got money now.
You eat hummus, so you got bread.
Whatever.
But don't act like McDonald's wasn't the sustenance
of your childhood, you ungrateful asshole.
[cheers and applause]
Like Ronald McDonald ain't have your back.
McDonald's is delicious!
This is how good--this is how delicious McDonald's is.
This is how delicious McDonald's is.
McDonald's just recently started giving us
all white meat chicken nuggets.
At no point did we stop to ask
what the nuggets was made of before that.
We just kept eating them. It's all white meat now?
Oh, shit, yeah.
That's good right there. Yeah.
McDonald's is delicious.
They got that damn McRib.
Some of y'all act like you're too good for the McRib.
That McRib, man.
Do you know how arrogant you got to be as a company
to just offer a sandwich
and then just take it away?
When you feel like it?
You be in McDonald's, scratching.
You ain't got no more McRibs, man?
When they coming back, baby? When does it return?
McDonald's might be boycott-proof.
I don't know, man.
'Cause here's what McDonald's does.
McDonald's does some smart shit
that no other company does.
Like, McDonald's has figured out a way
to always address issues in the black community.
They always in the hood.
McDonald's got a Twitter account separate from regular
McDonald's where all they do
is talk to black people. This is what McDonald's does.
This is why McDonald's is slick as hell.
McDonald's got a commercial where all they do
is just recap everything they did for black people that year.
No other company does that.
No other company that I can think of
has the negro recap commercial every year.
It comes on during black TV shows,
so, white people, I'm sure ain't none of y'all seen it,
but this is a real commercial,
and I'm not talking about the black McDonald's commercial.
I'm not talking about some motherfucker
with a nugget talking about,
"Yeah, put that love in the nugget.
I eat a nugget." Not that.
This is a totally separate commercial.
There's no music.
They're not trying to sell you anything.
It's no crazy camera angles and moves.
It's just a kid flipping burgers,
a little high school kid working the grill,
and then you just hear a voice come on the commercial.
Did you know McDonald's
and the United Negro College Fund...
[cheers and applause]
Gave $40 million to send these kids to college?
If it wasn't for McDonald's, people like Terrence here
might still be robbing your ass.
Ain't that right, Terrence?
McDonald's.
It's brilliant. It's brilliant marketing.
So the next time a black person get knocked out
at a McDonald's, they just gonna be like,
"Hey, look, we sent Terrence to college."
McDonald's does so much with the black community, man,
the boycott wouldn't be instant.
There would be a conversation.
They do the McDonald's All-American Game every year.
If you're not up on sports, the McDonald's
All-American Game, every year,
McDonald's takes 24 of the best
high school basketball players,
puts them in the same gym in front of pro scouts,
college scouts, foreign scouts,
giving them an opportunity to take their talents,
to feed their family and change the trajectory
of their whole fucking namesakes.
Taco Bell ain't never done no shit like that for us.
[cheers and applause]
At this point, McDonald's could just show
a commercial of black people doing anything
and just put a voice-over to it,
and they'd take credit for it, and black people would be like,
"That's all right, McDonald's."
It could be anything. It could be a brother just--
it could be two dudes just shooting dice in an alley,
just...
Did you know McDonald's gave this boy Terrence
half a kilo to get back on his feet?
He took that kilo and flipped it a couple of times,
and now he's got the best dope in the city.
Ain't that right, Terrence?
McDonald's.
Arby's ain't never done that.
McDonald's is delicious.
McDonald's so good, McDonald's be the first restaurant
black people would have to boycott one sandwich at a time.
We wouldn't quit McDonald's cold turkey.
You know how every other boycott,
you just cancel the whole store.
Old black lady get knocked out.
One of them black leaders come on TV.
It's been brought to our attention
that McDonald's likes to punch old black people in the face.
Well, until we get justice, we, the black people,
will no longer be eating...
the McChicken, just the McChicken.
Until we get answers.
McDonald's is delicious.