- (man speaking foreign language) - What is this?
- What? (creaking)
- Okay, I have no idea-- (creaking)
Why would you do that? - Yeah, that's unfortunate.
That's-- why did he do that, though? - Immediate regret.
IMMEDIATE regret! - (React) So, today,
you're reacting to a very popular type of internet compilation.
This is watching people die inside. - Oh, I was like,
"Watching people die?" I was like...
- (React) Inside, not-- - Okay.
- (React) Not on the outside. - I was like...
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- (gasps) - (gasps) Oh, no.
Oh-- the pain in his eyes. That's where you can really see it.
- (gasps) - Oh, no. Oh, no.
I love the smile, 'cause he's still smiling
through the pain, you know? We have an optimistic outlook on this.
- He's smiling out of pure terror right now,
'cause he realizes he's gonna have to go to work
looking like a [censored] panda.
♪ (somber piano music) ♪
- He ruined it? He ruins it with his straw?
- Why would you do that? Who does that?
That's like psychopath stuff. - I mean, it was
gonna happen eventually. - Does he have to care, though?
(laughs) I mean, isn't that kind of a given?
Well, actually, no, I take it back,
because if someone did that in front of me, then I'd be pissed.
- ♪ ...to you ♪ - (gasps) No.
There's gonna be a fire. - Awww.
- Awww. She's so sad. Whoever blows out your candles
on your birthday, if it's not you,
unless you're a fetus and can't do it,
they're bitter, they're jealous, they're not your true friend.
They need to go.
- Get 'em. Get 'em. - That's embarrassing for the--
not even for her. It's for the other person.
That's really embarrassing. - That's rough, but--
- (React) Her face. - I know! I feel so bad!
Someone re-light for her right now! - It's her birthday, Mom.
Let her shine for once!
- (commentator) This is-- lift at the left.
Was this a bang? It is.
It's gonna spin into the bullpen. - Oh! Ah...
- Oh. - (commentator) Oh, no.
- They hide their face immediately. - Oh, no. That's so embarrassing.
- (commentator) Well, they know the deal.
- Ah. - (commentator) "I'll see you later.
Can you get a ride home?" - (React) So, it was a fair ball.
- Ohhh. - (React) The ball was still...
- In play. - (React) ...in play.
- Oh my goodness. No way. - Dude, she's already trying
to be incognito, like, "Oh, no pictures, guys. Come on!"
- Come on, TikTok. (mumbles along)
- This is literally me. - (woman cackles)
- Ooh. (snickers)
- Honestly, I don't know how people do it.
I get so embarrassed. They're out in public.
You could see people walking around in the back,
and they just go. They're doing their little dances.
Ohhh m-- (laughs) - (woman cackles)
- (claps) - Own it, bestie!
You gave them a free show. Own it! - There are so many videos
of me like this, though. I really have sympathy for this girl.
- (React) One day, one of those videos is gonna go viral.
- It's gonna be me. I swear.
- (commentator 1) The start of round number four.
This isn't weekend mini golf bragging rights.
This is a quarter million dollars on the line now.
- How much? - (React) One quarter
of a million dollars. - For mini golf?
- (commentator 1) Mallory Sestak, 20 years old and dreaming of success.
- Oh. Oh! Oh! No!
- (commentator 2 screams) - (commentator 1) It doesn't drop!
- Ohhh my god. - (commentator 2) I've never--
- (contestant) Holy moly. - (commentator 2) Look at that putt!
- Ahh! That sucks. (laughs) That sucks. That sucks.
- Someone could've just went like... And then the air--
it would've fell in. - That's so annoying.
That is so annoying. Also, it's like,
I wanna blame the grass. There's a blade down there
that's a [censored] asshole. Cut that grass.
♪ (soft piano music) ♪ - Not the fish.
Not the fish selfie.
Wait. (laughs)
- (gasps) Oh, man. - Why would you-- what?!
How could you get them mixed up?! You know what you're hol-- (laughs)
- He drops his phone in the water!
- He dropped his phone. - (React) He threw the phone back
instead of the fish. - Oh my god.
I didn't even notice that. - It's crazy how the brain
does that sometimes. (laughs)
- Oh, fun.
Oh! Not so fun.
- Ooh-- (gasps) Oh.
- Okay, that just looks really-- - (man) Oh sh--
- Oh my god. (laughs)
The comedic run back to the phone. - He said, "I'm gonna use
the face zoom filter on TikTok. I'm gonna do this cool thing
with a mask on because I don't want anyone
to know it's me, and it's gonna get trillions of views."
Well, you succeeded. You did get trillions of views,
just not for the reason you thought. - I was literally about to say,
"I'm gonna go try that at home." Never mind.
- These are so bad. (laughs) - These Ring videos,
always something happening. Oh. Oh! Aww.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Hold it. Hold it.
- Aww, man. That sucks. - I hate when that happens.
At least he wasn't weird about it. He just said, "Ugh!"
- I feel really bad, because you know
we've all done that before, really fumbling
and you're just like, "Oh, I'm gonna eat [censored]."
♪ (sad kazoo music) ♪ - Oh, I've seen this one.
- No! Girl, no! Girl!
- Honey.
How does this keep happening?
No! Why? No!
- Why did they keep putting her at this job?
- This is so bad! (laughs) Just stop working.
You're just making it worse. - They have so much footage of her
just messing up. I don't think that's the job
for her maybe. - (React) So, this is something
that happens to all of us. - Right.
- (React) You know, we all have moments
where we just wanna die inside. - Oh, yeah.
- (React) What do you think that says about the human experience?
- Well, I think it's just a commonality between all of us,
you know? As much as we'd like to think we're all hot [censored]--
well, at least me. - You kind of have to take a moment
to be like, "Okay, well, I am a human that exists.
So unfortunately, I just have to keep going." (laughs)
- So, when it does happen to someone, you do feel sympathy
for them, but it's also like, "Oof. Cringe."
But also, you immediately get thrown back to the time
that something cringe has happened to you.
- I think that's why I really enjoyed watching this is
because I think it was relatable. We've all been through
these situations. - (React) We've all been caught
TikToking in public. - Exactly. We're all human, guys.
- Thanks for watching this episode. - Which of these clips
was most painful? Let us know in the comments.
- Don't forget to subscribe to feel something,
to feel alive inside. - Thanks for watching. Bye!
- That's like when Addison or someone doing a TikTok dance
in public, and they have fans running up on them, being like,
"Can I get a picture?" And she's like, "Yeah,
one second. Let me just finish this TikTok dance. Thank you."