AJ: 1, 2, 3, 4!
Nate: ♪Nah nah nah streetpass...♪ Alright. *laughter offscreen*
Jirard: ♪I've been here since Thursday♪
♪And it's Thrffrderf-- Nope, wrong word.♪
AJ: Fffart.
AJ: Ffffart!
AJ: *sighs*
*sheep bleating*
Nate: Boy, do I love my new Nintendo 3DS... *offscreen laughter*
Nate: ♪I got f***ing downmost♪ AJ: Rolling!
Nate: ♪And they're all f**kin' free.♪ *Peter laughing*
♪It's pretty f**king sweet, 'cos I'm...f**king broke.♪
Nate: ♪Someone's got a puzzle pop...blop bye haven't yet...se--♪ *laughs*
Peter: Welp, my camera move sucked! Nate: Nice.
Nate: ♪If you're feeling lonely♪
♪Or depressed or even slightly blu--♪ Phwa-ha-ha!
*laughing offscreen*
Nate: ♪Or depressed or even slightly bl--♪
Nate: Aw, fuck. *laughter offscreen*
Nate: *mildly creepy voice* Hello...
*Nate making weird noises with the music*
*AJ laughs and joins in*
Nate: That's so long!
Nate: ♪--With yooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu!♪
Nate: I forgot the part!
Nate: ♪We think you're fantastic♪ *clattering in the background*
Nate: ♪Let's go Streetpass fishing!♪ *devolves into confused mumbling*
Nate: *trying not to laugh* ♪We already did this...♪ *laughter offscreen*
Nate: ♪Streetpass with you!♪
AJ: Bwoosh! *laughter offscreen*
AJ: "Help me find your Mii and you can help me find Mii too."
Nate: ...F**k. *giggling offscreen*
Nate: "And you can help me find Mii--" f**k. *laughter offscreen*
Nate: *groaning* *background music comes on*
*chair squeaking as Nate "dances"*
Nate: ♪--Find your Mii and you♪
♪Can help me find Mii too♪ *laughing from offscreen*
♪That's why I I love--♪
Nate: ♪Show me some Streetpass, show me some Streetpass, show me--♪
Peter: What is going-- Why are you not moving?
Nate: ♪Come on and show a little Streetpass love!♪
It was a bit.
Nate: ♪Come on and show a little Streetpass love!♪
It's a BIT.
Nate: ♪Come on and show a bit of Streetpass love!♪
Ms. Bird: *offscreen* Whee!
Nate: PAH!
*camera snap sound* AJ: *snort* I took a picture.
AJ: ♪We think you're fantastic--♪ Hey, come back here!
AJ: ♪We can visit Flower Town♪
*menacing voice* ♪And earn PLAY COINS each day...♪
Jirard: Hi, I'm floof man.
Peter: Hi, floof man! Ms. Bird: OH SH**! *laughing*
Jirard: It's not a real bar, by the way.
Peter: You might dirty the frame a bit.
Nate: 'M I jdgdg in the fr'me?
Peter: You...don't matter.
Nate: Shut up, you're not my mom!
Jirard: ♪Show me some Streetpass love!♪
Ms. Bird: No.
AJ: *laughing* We cut off at "Streetpass love"!
Jirard: ♪Count on Streetpass♪
♪Show you've got a friend or-- I f***ed it up!♪
Jirard: ♪Show you've got a friend or I f***ed it up again!♪
Jirard: ♪You can always find a--♪ I didn't know what I was saying.
AJ: Jirard, this time can it be a little like "Is there anything in here? Oh there IS something in there!"?
Jirard: Woah! Stuff comes out when you pour it! *offscreen laughter*
Jirard: I might splash on you. Ms. Bird: It-- That's fine. I'm ok with that.
Jirard: This is gonna be bad. I'm like, afraid to do this.
Nate: You gotta commit to the role!
Ms. Bird: If it happens, it happens, I'm ok. It's ok. It's not your fault. Peter: Absolutely.
Jirard: Ok! Ms. Bird: It's their fault and I'll get mad at them later.
Jirard: Great! *offscreen laughter*
Ms. Bird: Wait, wait, no! No no no no no, no no no, no, no, no.
Jirard: Ooohhhh, continuity!
Jirard: ♪Show you've got a friend or two!♪
Jirard: ♪Show you've got a frie--♪ I just literally threw it at her, I need to try and make it look like...
Jirard: Aaaand...throwing at you!
Jirard: *shrill voice* Sorry! I'm so sorry!
Jirard: God, I'm SO sorry! Ms. Bird: It's ok.
Jirard: ♪We think you're fantastic♪ *clattering*
Jirard: ♪We think you're fantastic♪ *louder clattering*
*laughing offscreen*
Jirard: ♪We can visit Flower Town♪
♪And earn each play coin -- f**king♪ I f**ked it up.
Jirard: Aah! Aah, wait no! I'm still going!
Jirard: ♪Let's go Streetpass fishing!♪
♪So we get to beat that-- not the word.♪ Go back.
Peter: That was a mistake.
Peter: Umm...
*suspenseful music kicks up*
Peter: I'm...uh...
*shuffling*
Jirard: ♪I'll help you find your Mii and you♪
♪Can help me find Mii too!♪
Ms. Bird: F*CK! Jirard: I almost just murdered her!
I almost just killed her! Almost just threw her into the set! *offscreen laughter*
Ms. Bird: That would be fine! *laughing* Jirard: I literally just was like...HAH!
Ms. Bird: It's not your fault!
Jirard: Oh that's right! It's not my fault!
Jirard: ♪Can help me find Mii too!♪
Ms. Bird: *laughing* Jirard: ♪That's why I love♪
Ms. Bird: I had a flashback to my childhood!
Peter: I mean, I've got all the footage here.
Jirard: Ha! Great. AJ: So...
Ms. Bird: It's not his fault! Jirard: I know! It's not my fault, you've gotta remember that. Alright, let's go.
Ms. Bird: I have to touch you. Jirard: Just gonna do this!
Jirard: ♪Help me find Mii too!♪
♪That's why I love to Streetpass with you!♪
Jirard: ♪Show me some Streetpass love!♪ *clattering as Nate hits the ground*
Jirard: ♪Love!♪ *louder clattering*
Jirard: ♪Love!♪ *more clattering*
♪Show me some Streetpass love.♪ *laughing offscreen*
Jirard: *creepy voice* ♪Show me some Streetpass love...♪ Peter: Holy sh**, what?
Peter: What was that, AJ?
Jirard: I'm like, the Dark Knight. I can take it.
Jirard: ♪Show me some Streetpass loooooooooooOVE!♪
Peter: Walk back in, bird.
Jirard: I forgot my debit card, I'm sorry. I just, I forgot...
Ms. Bird: Get the f*** out. Jirard: I-I just...
Jirard: AAUGH, MY 3DS!
Jirard: Excuse me, you have my 3DS, I just, I would like it back, please.
Jirard: Ok, fine! I get him!
*laughing*
Nate: Whut?
Ms. Bird: I'll help you. Jirard: Oh, thank you!