>> Vroom.
>> Shut up!
>> The year was 2007.
And I was doing my chores as usual.
>> Ma!
When are we going to get the freaking lawnmower fixed?
>> Ian!
Ian!
Look at this toy airplane that my grandma got me for my birth day.
>> That's go fly it!
[ Screaming ].
This plane is awesome.
>> It gets awesomer.
It can even take aerial photos.
>> No way.
>> [ Screaming ].
>> Dude, fly the plane over there and take some pictures..
>> Someone is totally getting murdered right now.
>> Okay, that should be enough pictures.
Bring it back.
Oh!
>> Let's see who the murder victim is today.
>> I hope it's my Spanish teacher.
>> Nope.
>> Damn.
>> No, don't hit me with the shovel.
You'll ruin my pretty hair.
>> [ Laughter ].
Did he just -- >> No, let's move onto the next one.
[ Screaming ].
>> We've got to get that plane back.
All right, let's go.
>> Okay, let's do this.
>> Okay.
We are good to go?
>> It's your plan.
You go first.
>> Fine.
>> No.
I want to go first just in case he comes up behind us with a knife.
You'll get stabbed.
>> I don't want to be the one who gets stabbed.
>> Too bad.
>> Wait.
>> Who's there?
>> Housekeeping?
>> Oh, okay, great.
Well, I've got to take a crap right now, so go ahead and clean up in the living room.
Oh, and you are probably going to need to clean this toilet after I'm done with it.
I'm just kidding.
>> Si, senor.
>> Wait a minute!
You need to check out my new toy airplane that's sitting on the coffee table.
It's freaking sweet.
If you like take pictures and fly around, I'll just show it to you after I'm done.
You're going to be so impressed.
>> Si, si, senor.
>> I didn't know you could speak German.
>> Come on.
Ian, what are you doing?
We got the plane.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
>> Sweet!
I'd never seen a real life dead person before.
Quick, Anthony, take a picture of me with this dead chick.
>> No, way, man.
That's disgusting.
>> Fine, I'll just do it myself.
[ Screaming ].
>> Why did you just do that?
>> She was a zombie.
I just saved our lives.
>> Oh, my God.
Thanks, man.
Let's get out of here.
>> And so we just ran and ran until we got back to that field.
And then we flew that plane for 3 more hours.
So after a while, Anthony and I got tired.
And bored and we decided to go out and pick up some hookers.
And that's the story of how I met your grandmother.