♪ I watched it all. ♪
♪ I started streaming in the spring, ♪
♪ next thing I noticed it was fall! ♪
♪ I watched floors turn into lava. ♪
♪ I watched sunsets being sold. ♪
♪ Every episode of Avatar, ♪
♪ like I was ten years old! ♪
♪ But I watched it all. ♪
♪ I still watched it all! ♪
♪ Is it Wednesday? Is it Friday? ♪
♪ Time means nothing to me at all! ♪
♪ I watched La Casa De Papel. ♪
♪ El Profesor taught me Spanish. ♪
♪ I binged all that British Baking, ♪
♪ then baked this awful looking danish! ♪
(What is that?)
♪ Can Hemsworth please extract me from this year? ♪
(Copy.)
♪ Thank God the end of 2020's here! ♪
♪
♪ This year went slow. ♪
♪ But it also kinda went fast! ♪
♪ When you asked "Are you still watching?", ♪
♪ well the answer's always "yes!" ♪
♪ I watched a queen take pills and pawns. ♪
♪ I saw a doggy drink merlot. ♪
♪ And Sex Ed taught me to love myself, ♪
♪ even when I'm all alone! ♪
♪ Yes, I scrolled it all. ♪
♪ And I watched it all. ♪
♪ I watched all of unsolved mysteries, ♪
♪ hope Enola gets them solved! ♪
♪ I watched Emily slaughter French. ♪
♪ I watched Lucifer rule the Earth. ♪
♪ Though I couldn't help but wonder, ♪
♪ why he did it with no shirt! ♪
♪ Wait, I guess there was no Stranger Things this year... ♪
♪ Well that's ok it's been a plenty strange year. ♪
♪ I caught feelings for an octopus. ♪
♪ I trained with Cobra Kai. ♪
♪ Got wife tips from my matchmaker. ♪
♪ Fell in love with Princess Di'. ♪
♪ In Number Five's time paradox, ♪
♪ I made new BFF's On My Block ♪
♪ I was Never-Have-I-Ever's awkward teen ♪
♪ Stuck in Bly Manor quarantiiiine! ♪
♪ And I heard Carole Baskin fed her husband to the tigers! ♪
(Yeah, I mean "allegedly".)
♪ Every movie, every stand up. ♪
♪ Every doc and every show. ♪
♪ This year has been a clusterFUCK. AND. SO. ♪
♪ We watched it all! ♪
♪ What we love-watched. ♪
♪ What we hate-watched. ♪
♪ Doesn't matter, watched it all! ♪
♪ We've done everything we can ♪
♪ to keep our minds off all the madness. ♪
♪ Watching other people's stories ♪
♪ helps us deal with all the badness. ♪
♪ But I think that's enough Netflix for this year! ♪
♪ Thank God the end of 2020... ... is heeeeeeeere!!!!! ♪
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