Congrats are in order!
A baby is on the way!!
But depending on how much green you have,
Pregnancy can look really different.
Well, for the most part.
Aah. Thank goodness this still fits!
I only bought it last week!
I guess this isn’t good enough.
Huh. Over it!! This is way more my style.
Uh-huh!
Mm
Ugh.
I should be glowing right now!
Give it away!
This one too!
Ugh, take it all!
Betty? Hormones acting up again?
No, wait, we can go shopping!
One more point and we win!
Uhhhh. These pants won’t fit.
This stuff’s not for pregnant people.
Ugh. I wish I could go shopping.
Whatcha looking at?
Ha!
My answer was here the whole time.
There! My husband’s old clothes are a woman’s new treasure!
This show’s great.
Yeah.
I hope she gives me this stuff back.
Just a few more steps… Phew!
I’d better get this over with.
Time to get my sweat on!
But who needs a gym?
There!
All set!! Let’s get lifting!
Easy… Here we go.
In and out, this cleaning sure is tiring!!
Phew!!
All right, time for the bends.
Gah!!
That’s one!!
Ugh, these floors are filthy!
Ugh, haven’t changed this guy out in a while.
Is it dirty? Definitely. Oof!
There we go.
No weak forearms on this girl!
Good thing I brought extra water.
Ooh, I’m exhausted.
Ooh, it’s like a thousand degrees!
Mmm.
Now what else am I craving?
Hmm.
Honey?
Do you need something, babe?
Something sweet?
Oh, say no more. Hazelnut spread!
NO.
Hm, what else do we have here…
Hold on. I think I have just the thing.
Or rather, lots of things!
Anything for my baby.
And I have more in the kitchen.
Hmm, is there any cheese here?
No.
How did I forget the cheese? Ridiculous.
Hm. Very interesting.
But all this reading has me hungry.
What do you want, little one?
Something salty perhaps?
Hello??
You need something, honey?
I could use a little snack!
Okay! One sec!
Yay!!
Comin’ in hot! Salty chips?
They’re your favorite flavor!!
Oh my god! Where’d you find these?
Thanks!!
Gah. You enjoy, okay?
Just holler, I’ll be out back.
NO WAIT! Just one more thing!
I could use something sweet!
I’ll see what I can do.
Thanks, babe!
AHH!! You scared me!
What’s this?
Well, you wanted something sweet!!
This smells like dessert!
Strawberry?! Oh, that’s good.
Now bring me some fish!!
What am I, a market?!
I’ll see what I can do.
Mmm, so yummy.
Okay, I caught you a fish, love!!
You sure did, huh?
Does the smell bothers you?
This soap masks it at least.
I wonder when Betty’s getting here.
Okay, she’s on her way in!
Oh, Betty!! Keep you eyes closed, okay?
Just a couple more steps…
Don’t open them yet!!
Are you ready?
Surprise!!
It’s a baby shower!
Oh, thank you, sweetie!!
Let’s find out who its gonna be!
Let’s get this thing popped!!
One, two, and three!!!
YES!!!
We’re having a baby boy!!!
Can you believe it?!
Will it be a boy or a girl?!
Ugh, still nothing!
Okay, really concentrate now.
Let’s give it a whirl,
am I having a boy or a girl?!
Ugh, this is useless.
This wand has to work!!
Ah-ha!!!
Ugh. What’s wrong with you?!
Harness the power in the cards…
There!!
Um... I dunno.
And?
These aren’t working!
Oooh!
A boy,
a girl!
a boy,
a girl!
Ahh, boy….
Girl…
Uhh. Uhh.
Woah!! What just happened?
Boy, girl, who cares?
Oh man, this really hurts!
Why don’t you sit down.
Wait, you sure you’re okay?!
Whew!
Honey?
Sorry! Your bed! Of course!!
This is rough!
I got this, don’t worry.
Doctor!! Help us, please!!
She needs your help!!
Is it hot in here?
You okay?
I'm hunky-dory.
Oh, I can’t look!!
Give me just one good push, okay?
Uh-huh…
Honey?
Uh, ugh...
We can do this!!
Phew.
Oh god…
Ugh, men...
Just breathe.
GAAH! I’m pushing!!!
IT’S HAPPENING!!!!
AHHH. AHHH. GAAAH
What’d I miss?
Here’s your baby. Why don’t you hold her.
Come on!! Hold yourself together!
Yeah, I can’t come to work today.
Yep, she’s having the baby.
Say what now?!
At least someone cares.
Did you read the email?!
Very good, just breathe!!
Phew!! Uh, uh
Let me get you some water!
Here!
Not right now, doc!!
I SAID NO!!
Oh well. More for me then!
Uh-huh… Yeah
You’re doing great!
GAH!!!
Ahhhh.
Here he is! Your bundle of joy!
Oh, thank you!!!
You did beautiful, honey.
We’re a little family now.
If you were pregnant, would you rather be rich or broke?
Not a tough choice, is it?
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