would you like to play a game yeah let's
play a little pirate q and a game
ahoy i'm talking about i'm here with
reese darby in the hit new show our flag
means death
what is a commonality between working on
a pirate ship and working on a film set
or both called crews because you've got
to work together to complete your tasks
you can't skive off who's staring the
ship
what is one common misconception about
pirates that you want to debunk the eye
patch thing and the peg leg that did not
happen okay there was the odd chap that
may have lost an eye but you wouldn't
really have patched it because if you
can't see out of one eye that's just
life the other way around there were
many eye pegs because you lost it in a
knife
yes and it's gone and then they'll shove
a pagan yeah
it would be a knee patch and of course
with the eye peg which did stick out
that's where people got the idea of oh
he's using a telescope
oh
okay
that's just some of the funny crack up
things that me and rhys get up to when
we're hanging out all right here we go
if you could have dinner with steve
bonnet and blackbeard what would be the
main dish of choice oh fingers human
fingers
i thought you're the cook knives are
knives
meats meat
fish fingers oh god thanks fish sticks
we call fish fingers in new
zealand you're taking notes
if
you could choose any role or
responsibility within the pirate ship
what would you pick and which one would
you do anything that's another thing
look how long the question is i know you
want to go wrap it they're three-pronged
questions it's the sort of thing you'd
write an essay on well you're getting an
essay like it or not
i like the idea of climbing up those
ropes sitting in the little nest up the
top i guess you're just the lookout yeah
iceberg lookout dude yeah anything i
would do to avoid anything to do with
cleaning yeah well you'll be right up in
the crow's nest yeah i can't clean that
we're cleaning now i'm up here i looked
the wrong way i was like i'm cleaning
now yeah what might be another one above
you
what's he saying have you seen anything
up there i can't see anything from here
i'm two levels up you're closer bro
what would be your pirate weapon of
choice definitely wit yeah so we get
into a fight razor sharp and then
straight on with some cutting wit that
kind of thing
now you get them right there oh you have
such an interesting manner of eating
that's called
passive aggression that's diabolical
oh my god he's teasing me good choice
okay
how would you describe a pirate in three
words undo four because four's harder
stubborn
against the grain because they are
fighting against society they're against
the man you know we know you're up like
24 words i felt like you didn't
understand four words were clear enough
you're looking at me like
i am the gentleman pirate i presume i've
heard all about you who's your favorite
pirate of all time fictional or not i
would go with captain haddock yes from
the tintin
series oh this is ridiculous would you
rather have a wooden peg or a hook who
wrote these this is the bottom of the
barrel kind of question yeah they've got
to the end of the hooker i don't do it
anymore
if he's not doing it i'm gonna do i'm
going home i'll do it at home
wooden peg or hook is a hand i have
wooden legs two wooden legs should be
completely made of wood just right to
here how long your legs the legs are
about five times longer than the normal
so you're huge tallest the stage here
boom i'd be similar but my wooden body
would be retractable and spend half an
hour figuring out which way it folds oh
yeah guys you know and i get it wrong
and i'd end up like this kind of thing
you've done it that'll do for tonight
yeah someone have to come and untangle
you in the morning all right well we've
done that thanks thanks for listening
cheers
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