- So today we're taking a do you think
these examples of micro-cheating
are actually cheating cheating?
Two words back to back?
We already know that's a problem.
- That sounds naughty, cheating cheating.
Like are you telling the truth truth?
- Exactly, exactly.
- I actually don't what your thoughts are
on like what is considered cheating, honestly.
I've never asked you, so. - Good, lets do it
in front of a camera. - Yep, let's do it.
- [Zeus] Following a bunch hot people,
Instagram influencers, models,
on social media and liking all their posts?
- You're gonna follow people that you find attractive
on social media.
- That means you be doing that shit.
- I'm just saying, in general, you're gonna be like,
wow, you're attractive, I'm gonna like a picture.
This is nice picture. - Mm-hmm.
- But where it gets fishy this question,
is where it says liking all of their posts.
- You can't go over a certain percentage of liking?
Is that what we're saying?
- If they have 100 pictures and you like 99 of them?
I'm sorry, that's a problem.
- But 58 is cool? - No.
- I mean I definitely wouldn't like to see
that you do that. - Yeah.
- But it's not cheating. - No.
- It just means that you're a hoe-bag. (laughing)
- I'm a hoe-bag? (laughing)
- I don't think that's cheating.
- [Chloe] Staying actively in touch with an ex?
- No I don't it's cheating if you're actively in touch
with someone. - I'm friends with some
of my exes and that's fine.
- Give 'em their names, now.
Don't! (laughing)
Actually I don't want to know. (laughing)
- Yeah but like I'm just friends with them.
- No I'm friends-- - I would literally never
in a million years. - Yeah.
- Go back to them. - Yeah, I'm friends with exes.
- Staying actively in touch with an ex?
Absolutely not, don't even play with me,
don't try it, not this lifetime, next lifetime,
seven lifetimes from now.
I don't even care if I die, do not,
cause I will haunt you.
- Somebody stood you up at prom
and you just ain't got over it yet.
- Actually, no, I had a great date. (laughing)
- Confiding in someone you're attracted to
instead of talking to your significant other?
That's how they be gettin' in through the back door.
And they be like, oh yeah, he ain't did what?
He don't cook for you?
Yeah, here's some spaghetti I just made.
Yeah, eat that, yeah.
You know what I'm sayin'?
They be tryin' to butter you up
and then trying to utilize all the stuff
you not gettin' from your significant other right now.
- It's still not cheating but it's not great.
I don't think it's right.
- Yeah, the attraction thing makes me uncomfortable, yeah.
It's not cheating, I'd say, yeah I don't think it's right.
- You want me talkin' to somebody about us?
That I think is attractive?
- Absolutely not, but is it cheating?
- Is it cheating?
No it's not cheating.
- [Chloe] Purposefully neglecting to mention
you have an S.O. to an attractive person?
- It's not cheating, it's not fine, either.
So not sure, but it's a little sus would be my response
to that. - Yeah, me too.
I feel like we just keep picking the middle ground
in all of these. (laughing)
- You know what?
Back in the day I used to do that, but not purposely.
- What you mean?
- Like I would just not say something.
Like when I was in college or whatever,
if I was like, oh a girl's cute, you know?
I just wouldn't say that I had a girlfriend,
unless it came up in conversation.
- Why? - Unless it came up
in conversation and she would ask
and then which I would still not say it.
So now that I'm mature, I see that that's wrong.
For like the past, my grown up years,
I always, you know, throw that in the conversation.
But not weirdly though, you can't do it, you know, too soon.
Somebody say, "Good morning," I have somebody.
(laughing) Come on, you're all over me.
It's like, you have to-- - You should be like that.
- No you shouldn't. - Yes, absolutely.
If someone says-- - Julissa, people would think
I was a crazy person. - If you are in the store
and you are in an aisle and someone says, "Excuse me"
because they're trying to get to the apples
you need to turn around and say,
I have a beautiful girlfriend, okay?
- I'm not gonna go-- - Yes you, yes.
- I'm not gonna look crazy for you.
- You should. - Really?
That's what you doin'? - Yeah.
- You going around saying boyfriend?
- As soon as someone says, "Excuse me."
- So the dudes that you like in picture, they know that?
- I comment and say I have a boyfriend.
- Oh you comment now?
We like and now we comment? - And say I have a boyfriend.
- Oh.
- Calling and chatting with someone you're attracted to
late at night who isn't your significant other?
Stop playin' with me, I'm gonna throw this phone. (laughing)
- Is this a quiz for people who got one foot in
and one foot out? - To see.
- To see their moral compass? - Yeah.
- We're good people, man. - We're here.
- Yeah, we're good people.
- I mean, that's like on the borderline
of me wondering we if we should break up.
- Yeah. - I don't even
call and chat to you late at night. (laughing)
- I know, and it's a point of contention.
- Aw.
- [Danny] Tagging someone you're attracted to
in inside joke memes.
- You can be attracted to someone
but not want to do anything about it
because you're in love with someone else,
you're in love with your partner.
- Yeah.
You're always gonna be attracted to other people.
- But it doesn't mean you want to act on it.
- It's fine. - It's fine.
- This bit actually makes me more mad.
- I know, why you tryin' to have a connection?
- It's like inside jokes, why you have inside jokes
with someone you're attracted to?
- And what are y'all doin' inside of there?
- I don't think it's cheating though, right?
But I just think it's like, it's just not good.
- It's cheating's cousin. - Oh.
What's that called? - It's frowned up.
Frolicking. (laughing)
- [Zeus] Sexting someone other than your significant other
but never actually having sex with them?
- This is 100% cheating.
I don't care about what nobody says.
- You know what, if a girl does it it's really bad
because that mean she really like him.
- What? - Like girls get invested
on emotional level.
If a guy's sexting, it's like, okay,
you just like somebody. - It's still cheating,
- Of three or four. - It's cheating.
- I would probably call this cheating.
- Yeah I think this is cheating, yeah.
- Because sexting, you have the intent
to do something behind it and it's something
you don't have to physically get up, as you said,
get up on someone, for it to be cheating, I think
because if you're like that close to doing it?
That's (censored). - Yeah.
- I'm very, very, very open on what I expect
out of my relationship and, you know, habits
and how people behave.
So I think that we already, we knew this stuff
and we knew each other, right babe?
- We did so good. - No we did do good.
Tell them. (laughing)
- I think we did good, mainly because we have common sense.
(laughing)
- I think we did great.
I think that we agreed on everything
and we're the most perfect couple in all the land.
- What could go wrong?
No I thought we did great, yeah,
we actually agreed on all of it.
- Yay!
- [Zeus] Late at night, what you think they talking about
late at night?
Oh yeah, how are you tonight? - I'm well.
- [Zeus] I lifted so many weights and put 'em back down.
- [Julissa] Wow.
- [Zeus] And then I picked 'em up again.
- [Julissa] You must have been so sweaty.
And then I pop in through the door,
who the hell are you talking to?
(laughing)