both: The Kings are here to slay,
and we're here to snatch that "Wipeout" crown.
Yeah!
- Well, I just found my two new best friends.
- Might be tough with Eric and Carlos.
These two live and breathe reality television,
and if reality TV has taught us anything,
no one is here to make friends.
- We love to watch reality TV.
That's, like, our thing. - Oh.
- We've been trying to get on a show together forever.
- Is this your first show?
- It is. - Yeah.
- Yes, exclusive here on "Wipeout."
We've got Eric and Carlos
taking on your television screens.
- "Top Model" almost said yes, but they were like, "Hmm."
- Aww, I understand.
I'll talk to Tyra Banks for you.
- Forget a "Wipeout" exclusive.
These guys are spin-off worthy.
Introducing the premiere episode
of "Eric and Carlos: Reality Kings."
- We're not here to make friends.
- We're here to win.
- Everybody is here to win.
- Tonight on "Reality Kings"...
[horn toots]
Eric and Carlos face their toughest challenge to date:
a slightly inclined ramp.
- They're getting a harsh dose of reality right now.
- And later, a tense argument at the Tosser Tumbler
between these two...
- Hurry. Eric, let's go!
- Threatens to turn their friendship upside down.
- [laughs]
- Things spin out of control for Eric faster
than a "Real Housewives" bottomless mimosa brunch.
- But first, an alliance
between Carlos and the Big Balls
threaten to send shock waves through the course.
- Such a short-lived alliance between these two.
Gonna make that reunion show a lot more awkward.
I've already set my DVR.
- They are wishing they got cast
on a baking show right about now.
- And the most outrageous Jigglelator ever
will leave you speechless
as Carlos gives Eric devastating news.
- How will this affect this duo?
How many glasses of wine
will be thrown in each other's faces after this?
- Will this spin-off have a reoccurring walk-on role
for a fun and sexy day-drinking
celebrity comedian friend and her wide-neck coworker?
- You are so close.
- All this and more... - You're pretty close.
- Tonight on "Reality Kings."
- I want you to make this jump! - Okay.
- Come on. You can.
- Oh, oh, oh!
- No, no!
- Oh, no!
- Oh! - Oh, no.
- And remember to stay tuned
for my "Reality Kings" aftershow, "Talking Kings."
Tonight, we've got Eric,
Camille Kostek, and Lou Diamond Phillips.
- I'm getting bumped for Lou Diamond Phillips?
- I meant to tell you earlier.
- Well, with a final time of 12 minutes and 16 seconds,
I wouldn't put money on this show making it to season two.
However, my moneymaking pick on our dollar bet is up next.
Here comes pro boarders Lutzka and Shred Mamba,
grabbing some deliveries they need to make
for this part of the course.
- Go, go, go! - All right, let's go!
- These guys? There's no way, these two.
Wow. - Wow.
- Whoo!
- With quick moves and reflexes like that,
winning our bet is looking less
like a half-pipe dream, Nicole.
- We are pro riders!
- They call me Shred Mamba.
I'm a professional snowboarder,
and I've been in the game for about ten years.
[exciting music]
- I've been a professional skateboarder
for the last 15 years.
We met in Big Bear, and we became really good friends,
so when we win that 25 grand,
we're gonna get the cabin in Big Bear,
and all of you guys out there can come visit us
and have a good time at the mountains.
Let's shred! - Whoo, baby!
Let's go, baby!
I'm hungry! Give me some of that food!
- Grab some cheddar.
John is certainly gonna need it.
- Well, actually, I'm lactose intolerant, so...
Oh, because I'm losing the bet--I see.
- Come on, man! Come on, come on.
- Looks like Bony Hawk down there is struggling.
- These guys grind all day every day.
I'm calm. Get on the board and go!
- Mr. Cena.
- Sorry.
- Hit it, Mamba.
- Okay, okay, Mamba is cruising up to the Big Balls.
Oh, my God.
That was amazing,
and getting $250 for Smallzy to boot!
- How in the heck did he do that?
- Wonderful showing, fellows. [chuckles]
Friendly wagering is fun, eh, Nicole?