[crunching noises]
S: Hey babe, come here! This reporter looks just like you
H: Do you seriously think that looks like me?
S: She looks just like you H: That doesn't look anything like me
S: Same chin H: I don't, I don't...
H: Wait, what's she saying? S: I don't know, turn it up
K: Thank you so much for the fantastic weather report, Mike
K: It's looking like it's going to be a beautiful week here in Minneapolis
K: But where I am it's a little bit less beautiful
K: That's because I'm standing here in front of Sloane River in Minneapolis
K: Where scientists have just discovered a massive radioactive leak
K: Stemming from a powerplant just north of the city
K: Experts have assured us that residents' water supplies are safe
K: However just downriver from here is the Lays Poppables manufacturing plant
K: Where millions of bags of the Midwest's favorite snack are manufactured every year
K: The question everyone is asking is whether this leak has affected or infected the production facility
K: I'm Kerry Michael, signing off
K: I'm sorry, what? [sirens blaring]
K: Okay, we have breaking news, the FDA has just announced an emergency recall
K: Of all bags of Poppables produced within the last year
K: This is going to be a developing story, for what I'm guessing will be a long time
K: However right now the FDA is asking anyone who has consumed
K: More than 2 bags of Poppables in the last month to call an emergency hotline
K: We will put the number on your screen below, please call that
K: If you or your loved one is experiencing nausea, irritability or confusion
K: Please call the hotline, those are all potential symptoms of contamination
K: Most importantly, if you currently have bags of Poppables in your home
K: The FDA is asking that you please dispose of them in a sealed plastic bag
K: If you do not feel comfortable with this, the city is currently arranging drop off centres
K: At hospitals and military facilities around the area
K: We'll know more soon, be safe out there, Kerry Michaels reporting for CBN News
S: This is so weird H: Oh my god, Shane
H: 2 bags, don't you eat like 3 bags a week?
S: I mean I eat more than that but like... they're my favorite snack
S: These are not contaminated H: Well you have to give them away, can I--?
S: Throw them away? No! I'm fine H: There's a radioactive leak
S: They smell fine, they taste fine H: Are you serious?
S: Yeah, I would know if they were different
H: They said for the past year
S: Yeah, but I am obviously fine, and I eat them all the time, like...
H: Are you kidding me right now? You're supposed to call the hotline
S: Hannah, these are my favorite snacks, what else am I supposed to eat?
H: Literally any other chip, I need to throw them away
S: No no no, I don't think we need to.. we don't need to get nuts about this
H: Shane, just give it to me, are you serious right now?
S: This is literally the worst night ever H: Okay, I'm gonna take these
S: Oh my god H: We're gonna throw them away
S: Ow, Hannah... can I have one more? H: Oh my god
S: [huffs]
[geese honking]
H: Okay, I'm gonna go get my hair done
S: Alright, how long are you gonna be gone?
H: For two hours S: Okay
S: Love you H: Love you
[sinister music]
[birdsong]
[heavy breathing]
[birdsong]
[heavy breathing]
H: Hi Chloe, hi
S: Hey babe H: Hellooo
S: Look at that hair H: You like it?
S: Woah, beautiful
S: Oh [makes weird noise] H: Was that a burp? Ew
S: Excuse me, stomach's a little bit weird
H: Oh my god S: I don't know why
S: So, hair looks amazing H: Thank you, what are you reading?
S: It is a Edgar Allen Poe book that I found called Horror and Death
H: Where did you get that? S: I dunno, found it in the basement
H: I don't know we had that, that's really creepy
S: It's a really old book too H: Yeah, I can see that
S: I don't know, I love it H: Okay
S: Anyway, your hair appointment was good? H: Yeah, I stopped on the way home
H: Got you some surprises S: You got me something?
H: I went to the store on my way home and I got you replacement snacks for your Poppables
S: What do you mean replace? H: Cause you can't eat them anymore
S: I mean we threw away the bad bags, we could always get fresh
H: Well I think it's gonna be a while before they start making them again
S: Well, not that long, a week maybe? H: Well I think it might be a little bit longer
H: It's like a huge spill
S: Yeah, but they'll resolve the issue soon, right, probably?
H: Yeah, but in the meantime I got you pea flour onion rings
S: Oh H: I got you green pea crisp snacks
S: A lot of peas
H: Yeah, I was trying to go for some healthier stuff
H: And then I got you chex mix, which you love
S: And nothing by Lays? H: No, I mean there's the recall
H: I didn't want to get Lays S: Well the recall only affects Poppables
S: As far as we know H: Well I got you these
H: I thought these would be fun and delicious
S: Yeah, I mean these are nice, we can share them with people
S: Like you can have them, offer them to guests and stuff
S: They'd be good to have in a bowl
H: Yeah, or just like how you have Poppables every day
H: I thought you could have these as snacks throughout the day
S: Yeah, I mean probably the recall won't last that long, they'll fix the...
H: Okay, but in the meantime you have all of these things to eat
S: Okay, I'm not really hungry H: Huh, have you eaten today?
S: No, no, alright I'm gonna read but thank you for those, that was nice
H: Okay S: Thanks
H: Yeah S: That was very nice of you, uh huh
[sinister music]
H: What are you doing?
H: Shane, what are you doing?
S: What? H: What are you doing?
S: Just sitting, thinking H: What are you thinking about?
S: What? H: What are you thinking about?
H: You're just sitting there thinking? What are you thinking about?
S: I...I don't know H: You just said you were thinking
H: I'm just asking what you were thinking about, you're just sitting there
S: I don't remember that, you're being really weird
S: Why are you asking all these questions? I'm just sitting here enjoying myself
H: I'm going to bed, it's like 11, are you hungry? You haven't eaten anything
S: No, I'm not really hungry
S: [weird voice] Her blood runneth over me
H: What? S: Huh?
H: What? What are you doing? S: I said I'm not hungry, thank you
H: You just... okay, I don't know what sort of joke you're doing but I'm going to bed
S: Okay, I'm gonna stay up a little while, I'm busy so
H: Okay S: Good night, I love you
H: I love you
[sinister music]
[birdsong]
[puts on upbeat music]
[banging noise]
[sinister music]
H: Shane? Shane, where are you?
H: Shane?
H: Are you in here?
H: [whispers] What?
H: [gasps] Oh my god
[door slams]
S: What are you doing? H: What is this?
S: These are Poppables, my favorite snack
H: You can't eat these anymore, Shane, this needs to stop, this isn't funny
S: They are fine H: No they're not
S: They're delicious H: We need to throw them away
S: You're going to regret that, you're going to regret that
H: You are being ridiculous S: You're going to regret that
S: You're going to regret that
S: [distantly] You're going to regret that, you're going to regret that
H: Hi, are you almost here?
H: Okay, yeah I'm waiting out front
H: Okay, thank you for coming to get me, I don't know what is up with Shane
H: But something's wrong with him and I don't really want to be here today
H: So thank you
H: Okay, okay, I'll see you, bye
[crickets]
H: Hi Chloe, how's daddy, huh? Where's daddy?
H: Hi S: Hello
H: I'm home S: Welcome home
H: Thanks S: How was your night?
H: It was good, how was yours? S: It was alright, I didn't sleep a whole lot
H: Yeah, your face... S: What?
H: It looks terrible S: Really?
H: Yeah, you have really dark circles under your eyes
S: I don't know, yeah, I'm tired and I... H: Oh god, are you sick?
H: Do you have a fever? S: Otherwise I feel fine
H: You're really hot S: Really?
H: Yeah S: Weird
S: Hey listen, I am sorry about the way I reacted yesterday
S: I let my anger get the best of me
S: You know, losing your favorite snack is really hard
S: And I felt like you were trying to tell me I could never have them again
S: Shouldn't have reacted the way I did, so I'm sorry about that
H: Yeah, thank you for saying that S: Yeah
S: So, just sitting here, reflecting on all my wrongs by the fire
H: Do you think maybe we should call that hotline
H: That they talked about on the news? You don't look good, I mean you just..
S: No, no, I probably have a cold H: It's just the timing seems...
H: I would just feel better if we called and maybe they would say no, it's fine
H: But it might be good to just check S: Okay, yeah, that's fine, we can call
S: I mean I want you to feel better about it
H: Yeah, okay S: So we'll see what they say
S: In the meantime do you want to relax and I'll make you a cup of tea or something?
H: Okay, yeah, thanks S: Alright
[creepy piano music]
[sudden dramatic music]
[creepy piano music]
S: Your tea's ready!
[creepy piano music]
S: [singing] Here's your tea
H: Thank you, yum S: Yeah
H: Thank you S: Yeah, enjoy
H: Thank you
S: How is it?
H: Is it peach? S: Yes?
H: It's good, it's just like... oh, maybe the cup wasn't clean, it's kinda salty
S: The cup was clean, I cleaned it
S: It's a new type of tea H: Hmm, okay
S: Have some more
S: Have some more H: Okay, thank you
S: Do you like it? H: Uh huh
S: A little more
H: It's good, thank you S: Yeah, delicious
H: Uh huh
H: It's giving me a stomach ache I think
S: Really H: Yeah
S: Weird H: Are you sure that was clean and fine?
S: I'm sure, it was the best tea I've ever made
H: Oh god S: Are you alright?
H: Oh my god, I don't feel good S: You will soon, you will soon
H: What do you mean? S: You will soon
S: Deep breaths, it will happen fast H: What will happen?
S: Don't worry, don't worry
H: Oh god, oh my god S: Deep breaths, yeah
S: It'll all be over soon
[coughing]
S: Yep, hard to breathe, isn't it?
S: Those are the Poppables
S: Coursing through your veins, now you're just like me
[dramatic music]
S: Here
H: What now?
S: We have to convert others H: How?
S: Get the video camera and some makeup for under my eyes
S: When we do this, we have to look and act normal
H: Okay
S: Three, two, one
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