(birds chirp)
- It feels like we've been stuck in this house forever.
- I know.
I wish I could go like anywhere.
- I need that vaccine.
- What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine?
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ I'm gonna go to a concert woo ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Stop washing my hands ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Think about the new COVID strain ♪
You guys read about this?
It's poised to become the dominant strain,
rendering the current vaccine useless.
- You're bing kind of a downer, dude.
- At least he washes his hands.
- Too much!
♪ Ah what are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ I'm gonna go to brunch woo ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Plunge my dirty hands in the bulk bin at the supermarket ♪
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ Trail mix brown rice beans gummy sharks ♪
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ What'd you get into when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Hug all of my friends at work ♪
and then realize I've forgotten how to do small talk,
so I'll just ask my coworkers uncomfortable questions,
warranting an investigation by HR.
Hey, if you had to hide a carrot on your person,
where would you put it?
I know the obvious answer is ass,
but what other holes you got? (laughs maniacally)
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Get drunk with my mom woo ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Break up with my pandemic girlfriend ♪
♪ Sorry babe I got options now ♪
♪ Uh-uh uh-uh don't care goodbye ♪
(phone beeps)
(ominous music)
Now I'm lonely.
♪ Ah What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Address the trauma inflicted by over a year of isolation ♪
♪ Wow you're gonna do therapy ♪
♪ No I'm gonna do drugs ♪
- Oh.
♪ Ah what are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Sample every ice cream flavor ♪
♪ Thank you another thank you another thank you another ♪
(slurps)
♪ what are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Tickle the buffest guy at the gym ♪
(upbeat hip hop music)
♪ Nah, I seen buffer. ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine? ♪
♪ Never have sex again because I haven't touched a human ♪
♪ In three years. ♪
- We've only been in quarantine for a year.
- I haven't touched a human in three years.
The idea of human contact makes me uncomfortable.
- Oh, whoa, man, it's fine. You'll get.
(beep)
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine? ♪
♪ Go make out with Tim woo ♪
(giggles flirtatiously) I'm sorry.
Could we actually turn the lights off?
I've been wearing pajamas for over a year,
and I haven't felt sexy in so long,
that I don't want you to perceive me.
It's fine. I'm just gonna go.
- It's not your fault, Tim.
It's, it's fine.
Everything's good.
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Kill a real human man ♪
♪ That's still illegal ♪
♪ Damn can I still act it out ♪
♪ Yes, you can ♪
- All right! (grunts violently)
You go to sleep. Go to sleep!
Go to sleep!
No.
♪ Damn you still have a conscience ♪
- No, it's not that.
I just don't wanna get in their six foot bubble.
It's not safe.
Is the new strain seriously already here?
- Yeah, it's terrifying.
♪ Ah what are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ Travel around the world woo ♪
- That's it, just travel?
- You spent this whole time freaking us out
about things going back to normal and you just wanna travel?
- Yeah, I guess talking about my anxiety out loud
made me feel better.
Don't you?
- [Woman and Man In Cap] No!
- What if the vaccine doesn't work?
- Yeah, I can't do another year of this.
- I need to work!
- Oh, my God, me too.
Like, am I even hot enough to start an OnlyFans?
- Some people are into that.
- Oh, my God, that means no!
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
(holding pattern beeps)
♪ So ♪
- Where are we lookin'?
Is it there?
(group laughs)
(holding pattern beeps)
♪ Ah what are you gonna do ♪
- Oh (beep), I'm sorry.
(woman laughs)
(holding pattern beeps)
- Oh, so good, so cold.
(holding pattern beeps)
♪ What are you gonna do when you get the vaccine ♪
♪ What are you gonna do when ♪
(holding pattern beeps)
(man in blue shrieks)
- That's not okay.
(man in blue shrieks)
- You should get that checked out.
- No. - That's weird.
(holding pattern beeps)
- Hey, you guys.
- No!
(woman laughs)
Shut up!
(grunts) What are you gonna do
when you get the vaccine, brother? (laughs)