-Can you see me by the way?
Uh, yeah. -Okay, good.
'Cause I just was wondering, 'cause I under--
Didn't you just get Lasik surgery?
-I did. How do you know that?
[ Laughter ]
-You got Lasik surgery, which is a major surgery.
-It i-- Yeah, but, um...
[ Laughter ]
I did, but I don't -- I don't even tell people that.
-But you can see me perfect? I just want to make sure, yeah.
-No, it was great. I really can see very well.
-Do you take painkillers or anything when you do that stuff?
[ Laughter ]
Well, I mean, do they give you like laughing gas or something?
-They definitely give you some pretty hard-core pills
after you... -Yeah.
-...have a laser in your eye. What is going on?
[ Laughter ]
-So you're saying -- So, post-surgery,
you're a little loopy? You know?
You have things on your eyes? And --
-What's happening right now?
[ Laughter ] [ Drumroll ]
-Your mom may or may not have videotaped you after surgery.
[ Audience "Oohs," applause ]
[ Laughter ]
And she gave us the video.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-For the television?
-Wait. This is a world premiere.
You got to check this out.
[ Drumroll ] [ Cheers ]
This is Taylor Swift, post-surgery.
You were, like, freaking out over a banana.
[ Laughter ]
Anyway, here's Taylor at home after her Lasik surgery.
Video taken by her mom. Take a look at this.
This is real.
-Okay, so, she found -- she found a snack.
-That wasn't the one I wanted.
[ Laughter ]
-Stop, you can't cry.
That's not supposed to be what you're doing.
-I tried to get this one.
-Okay, I'm gonna get the other one for you.
Okay.
-I wanted this one, but what do we do with this now?
-I'll eat it. I'll eat it.
It's mine. -But it doesn't have a head.
-Honey, it's fine. I don't need a head.
-Okay. I'm crying. I'm fine.
-Don't -- You don't want to cry.
That's not what you want to do.
-Sometimes it doesn't go your way.
[ Laughter ]
-Don't fall asleep eating a banana, okay?
-I'm not asleep.
My mind is alive.
-Okay.
[ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪
-Don't be mad. Don't be mad.
Don't be mad at me. Don't be mad at me.
I made some calls.
-Oh, my God! -I may have made some calls.
-That's on television. -Me and your mom --
[ Laughter ]
You goes, "This one doesn't have a head.
What are we gonna do with it?" [ Laughter ]
Me and your mom stayed in touch. -Wait.
She was kind enough to drive me there
but cruel enough to film it and give it to you?
[ Laughter ] -Yes, that's what --
That's what a good mom does. -Ugh!
-I love you, Mom!
That's what a good mom does.
-I was -- You notice the --
I had these goggles on, which are really high fashion.
But then they had to tape it to my head.
-Yeah, and you're not allowed to cry.
And just -- Oh. The whole thing was so funny.
-But I was crying, I think, over a banana.
[ Laughter ]
-Oh, my gosh. -Oh, my God.
-Anyways, tell your mom thanks again for that.
-Oh. -She's the best.
-You know what? I'm gonna tell her something.
[ Laughter ]
-Let's talk "Saturday Night Live."
You're on "SNL."
You're great on "Saturday Night Live."
And you're good at live.
Last time I saw you was at the "Time 100" --
-I'm sorry. I can't think about anything else.
[ Laughter ] I had like --
-Dude, it's my favorite.
We watched it in the office like 20 times today.
I'm like, "Oh, my God." [ Laughter ]
"This is not real. I can't believe we have this footage."
You're like, going like, "But this is the wrong one.
I wanted the other one."
You're like, "What do we do with this banana?"
And she's like, "We'll take care of it."
You go, "But this doesn't have a --"
-"But its head is gone!" [ Laughter ]
-"It doesn't have a head." Oh, my gosh.
It just was so cute. It made me laugh.
-Well, okay. So, I was at a party, like,
a couple months ago, and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos.
And then the next day, drunk --
#DrunkTaylor was like number-one trending on Twitter.
-Yeah, I saw that.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-Because, you know, I go, like, from zero
to legitimately thinking I'm a wizard within like two drinks.
[ Laughter ]
-"I'm a wizard." Yeah. -Like, really thinking like --
-You were fun, though.
You were dancing around doing -- you're dancing --
-Yeah, but thinking about the fact that that
went as far as it did, and then we've got this happening...
[ Laughter ]
-This would be -- This is Lasik. -...that you've done this now.
-This is Lasik lover. #LasikLover.
[ Laughter ]
#LasikLover. Um, "SNL" --
-I can't even be mad.
I'm just impressed that you infiltrated my family.
[ Laughter ]
I don't even know how you did that.
Nobody has my mom's number. Like, how did --
-Yeah, I asked for your mom's number.
But, yeah, we've been friends for years.
-Oh, well, you know, news to me.
This is great. [ Laughter ]
-What -- What songs are you doing on "SNL"?
Can you say? Have you said?
-Yeah, I'm fine with saying. -You can?
-I mean, I'll tell -- Well, you know, we gotta be
a little cryptic, just 'cause it's fun.
But I'll probably do "Lover." -Want to point at them?
Ooh. -I'll do "Lover," but in a way
that I haven't performed it before, which --
[ Cheers and applause ]
And then I'm gonna do a song that I have never performed
before at all, live. -Wow.
-So... -That's a scoop!
I'll take that scoop.
Taylor Swift, everybody.