[Steven] If you don't know who Cowchop is, they basically make youtube torture porn.
[Steven] Imagine an Eli Roth movie. Now imagine anything else. That's Cowchop
[Steven] I brought James with me on the journey, but I was already starting to regret it.
[Steven] At first glance, I thought a bulbous street beggar was approaching me
[Steven] to invest in his pyramid scheme.
[Steven] That was a lie. They were in a lower-class neighborhood and I felt uncomfortable even typing
[Steven] their address into Waze.
[Steven] After Brett explained to me his cuckolding liberal agenda, he pulled out some liability forms
[Steven] and that's where I started to worry.
[Steven] Knowing Brett's a free spirit, it was difficult to watch what happened next.
[Steven] The rooster's claws tightening around Brett's neck were almost palpable.
[Steven] What does palpable mean?
[Steven] Brett explained to me that I was the first guest they've ever had at Cowchop.
[Steven] Brett wanted me to wear a onesie.
[Steven] I find onesies to be deeply shameful.
[Steven] They were ruined. Every. Last. Pea.
[Steven] Brett made me sit for a photo for his private collection.
[Steven] I'm not sure this man knows that he's alive.
[Steven] I turned the corner and that's when I realized that I shouldn't have come.
[Steven] It took me far too long to realize that these are not people.
[Steven] They're savages.
[Steven] The misshapen one reached out to me with an act of kindness.
[Steven] I thought only white people worked for RoosterTeeth but as it turns out,
[Steven] they had a little Spanish boy in the office too.
[Steven] He seemed like the one normal person at Cowchop.
[Steven] We couldn't even escape.
[Steven] They had us locked up like a farm animal.
[Steven] Or like somebody in jail.
[Steven] That's when I realized I got power-moved by one of the main hosts at Cowchop.
[Steven] How dare Alex not show up when a member of the 1% is in the office.
[Steven] I wasn't about to let this actual fever dream of a squad ruin my promotion with Alex
[Steven] so I called him on FaceTime.
[Steven] That's when I remembered just how cool Alex was
[Steven] and how we could just talk for hours. Just talking...just talking the night away.
[Steven] After a couple of hours, my connection started to get interrupted.
[Steven] The call dropped with Alex and I figured it was time to leave anyway.
[Steven] We didn't really get a chance to formally introduce ourselves at the beginning
[Steven] so we did it right before we left.
[Steven] It was finally time to leave that hellhole. I figured their janitorial service would pick up after me
[Steven] like mine does.
[Steven] James went home and when I went over to Cib's house, I found out
[Steven] that he was actually pretty sick.
[Steven] I miss Cowchop...please invite me back.
[Steven] Subscribe to their channel in the link below to find out what really happens to me at their office,
[Steven] this Saturday, on their channel.