this is gonna be last video uncle roger
gonna make
in this house did i scare niece and
nephew hi uh don't worry uncle roger not
going anywhere uncle roger moving
because cannot afford rent here i
getting kicked out by landlord netflix
have new cooking show cooking with paris
let's see if nice pear is good chef or
not
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who wear like that to grocery store
why are you buying high this cooking
show don't buy cereal cook yourself cook
yourself uncle roger think grown adults
should not eat cereal i don't trust
anyone whose food comes from box i love
cooking but i'm not a trained chef what
not trying to be i have a few go-to
dishes and i'm inviting my friends over
to test them out this looks so boring so
she not chef so this not even cooking
instruction video this just rich people
[ __ ] around in kitchen i feel tricked
already so what niece perry is good at
oh she media personality what skill you
need to be media personality great grand
daughter of conrad hilton founder of
hilton hotel oh that's the skill you
need bond to rich family
today i'm tackling breakfast
cereal
is my favorite food group no no no
cereal cannot be your favorite food
group everybody favorite food group
should be msg
am i number one lucky charms lucky charm
for me it's a midnight snack lucky chun
very sweet
all breakfast in america so much sugar
lucky chum is a type of cereal with
marshmallow in it marshmallow in your
breakfast hi
marshmallow only for camping not for
breakfast when uncle roger growing up as
kid only one type of cereal conflict
it's so blunt and tasteless it's like
eating little flake of salt but i want
to become a mom soon so learning to love
mornings and breakfast is high on the
to-do list
okay let's judge her kitchen
let's see oh oh gas stove nice paris
have gastophia
better than ppc food already
there's no rice cooker anywhere but i
think it's okay this pair is too white
and rich if you ask nice paris to get
rice cooker she gonna think you're
asking her to hire some chinese guy
prepping blue marshmallow she's making
blue marshmallow for breakfast
smells so good
hiya nice paris you say you want to
become mom but i want to become a mom
soon you can't even slap tupperware
properly how you gonna smack your kid
nice and nephew better smack like button
now otherwise uncle roger come and smack
you
do this for 30. using microwave to melt
marshmallow
my favorite lucky charms are the
turquoise blue ones so i'm trying to
make my very own ones that are
kind of like that pretty hot baby blue
color okay blue thai gold
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hi yeah who wear this type of glove when
cooking
i almost forgot the most important part
glitter
what i almost forgot the most important
part
glitter she putting glitter in breakfast
uncle roger don't want my breakfast to
remind me of strip club hi
uh
perfect
that's what i call sliving blue
marshmallows
slewing
sleeping equals slaying plus living your
best life
that's what uncle roger doing every day
i sleewing
she's so rich she never used cling film
before
so awkward
everything is ready for tomorrow
where's the milk
to help
multi-millionaire but her fridge looks
so poverty so now her friend kim
kardashian coming
hi hi gorgeous this is what you cook in
yeah looking amazing
wait you redid it yes you did the floor
rich people house look very nice but
always look so empty where your family
photo where your chinese calendar this
house feels like waiting room at spa
where the cozy where
cooking with kim kardashian west
look how cute my little cooking book is
yes that is so you yeah it's so her
white with nothing good inside it's
that's the fun part of having kids is
you can cook with them and do fun things
we do pizza nights where i get dough and
i just get tons of toppings and i let
them roll it out and make pizzas i uh
when niece kim asked her children to
make pizza it's so cute and adorable but
when uncle roger do the same it caught
child labor you want to wear gloves
because i have a lot of blue food dye
okay so
slitting plastic clothes so we don't die
you do it over your lace gloves yes
these are my like slimming cooking
gloves everything with her sleeving this
living that high yeah it like she don't
have other word in brain
i'm gonna try a chanel i don't know how
this is gonna work
to get it out of here that not that not
thick enough she looks really harder
i did it this last night what the hell
oh man
is gonna be a disaster
this looks like slime this looks like
slime
if your marshmallow look like smurf
diarrhea you [ __ ] up if they want to
make blue marshmallow you can just tie
the marshmallow no need to melt it first
high
if this was cookies it would work right
i'm gonna need
to like touch up my makeup i'm literally
crying oh my god wait do i blue all over
my face a tiny above your eyebrow but
it's like a little and has glitter so
hold on
very lightly
uncle roger missed the time when auntie
helen would do that to me
what is love
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the plastic ones totally work better
okay that's cute yeah you're just
kidding my stuff
they figure it out that's not bad not
bad i think we just got like this
assuming you've never done this hi yeah
nice pair paris that blow torch too
small that blow torch for children you
need to get proper flamethrower
now they're gonna make their second dish
frittata have you made a frittata before
frittata no okay
okay this is going to be
either really easy or really difficult
frittata good because at least it's a
bit more effort than just scrambled egg
how to make a fluffy frittata you'll
need
correct correct not bad ingredient all
look good
do you eat bacon
i got turkey bacon and normal
cookie bacon hi that's not real bacon if
you want to eat bacon eat the real [ __ ]
turkey bacon for loser because i had
remember princess pigelette my pig that
i had
i'm like scared to like we're not scared
i feel bad to eat pigs after her because
she's like was my child so now she don't
eat pig because she used to live with
pig with that logic uncle roger should
stop eating pig also because i used to
live with auntie helen
to the blender add six eggs heavy
whipping cream onion powder high
onion powder you both so rich get real
onion real onion chopping onion easiest
thing to do but you choose onion powder
don't use real onion she don't use real
bacon this frittata gotta be faker than
kim kardashian s
do you have a blender
this or that is that the same thing as a
blender i don't know my sisters use that
all the time it is it is about the same
thing as a blender it is
they not same thing hi
yeah that is expensive kitchen eight
stand mixer it not blended they not the
same wonder yes
oh yeah yeah this yes thank god the
producer there to tell them oh yeah
so the blender
okay so let's put six eggs
but no no
you can't use blender to mix it uh yeah
everything wrong now blend the slice
[ __ ] up you want to mix it the word is
in the action you want to mix egg you
use mixer use mixer
will you cut these in
10 small tomatoes just cut them in half
just better not support on me at least
something's squirting on you uncle roger
missed those days
sorry children
yeah oops
niece and nephew see her chopping
techniques so awkward cut my finger off
pinch
because she's holding the knife too high
you cannot hold knife like this no
control needs paris how to chop how to
chop
you need to hold knife at bottom of
plate like this half a teaspoon of onion
powder oh my god these are cute the
cherries i know how cute are they so
cute onion powder it's the wrong type of
white powder where the msg this is the
perfect time to use msg hi
the king of flavor gonna make your
frittata better put msg on your
marshmallow also why not it tastier than
glitter
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you look at the bacon those are cooked
more
this don't look good why your bacon look
like chewing gum real bacon so
satisfying to cook it's sizzle it's
sizzle
this sizzling sounds almost as sad as
jamie oliver's sizzling spring onion
just tongs
what's a tong it's a
thing like this that picks up things you
don't know what tong is
no uh i have to you have to where is a
tongy
this pair parents probably think tong is
my brother or something
um
oh there's one okay this
yeah tong i didn't know it was called
that i just called it like
the picking up anything she called what
what what she caught on i just called it
like
the picking up anything if she caught
tong the picking up ding ding does she
also called owen the hot heating box box
that she called toaster the danger
danger bath bomb all right i'll blend
this [ __ ] puree liquefied ice no no no
any of it will blend the eggs yes
yes oh
no the egg ruined now using blender for
egg the egg texture not gonna be good
you're trying to make frittata not
smoothie
i'm just concerned that these bacon
strips by the way it's okay to use metal
because this cut iron sauce pan not
nonstick yeah you know like do we want
enough don't freak out bacon and our
frittata at least it's not real bacon
so we just pour this in it says yeah i
think it's too much egg mixture
you need more topping in this
frittata half a cup of parmesan
okay cheese scoop transfer to oven
correct go to aawin
i'm so happy that we learned how to make
this
yeah i'm sure you're going to be doing
it over and over so if it were me in my
kitchen this is when you take the 12
minutes to clean
look at her face look at her face nice
pear is definitely never clean anything
before in her life she like oh [ __ ] need
to clean now
[ __ ] that the face uncle roger make when
i realized jamie ollie was still cooking
cooking tip
kitchens don't clean themselves that's
not tip you want to put it all in the
dishwasher oh dishwasher i surprised she
didn't call it the soapy soap clang
clang machine come and take a trip in my
mouth they're gonna eat it finally
breakfast time
first of all
the cutest yes all my cooking utensils
are just like okay let's see her
frittata first line of cookware
don't pretend it don't look that good
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that's the sound that make these two
women famous i can't believe we made
this
it tastes like a restaurant this is
restaurant worthy no it's not look at
this too much egg i can't even see any
topic that not good frittata hi
it's a marshmallow that's me insane
okay marshmallow actually look good
uncle roger quite impressed uncle rogers
suspect they threw away the first batch
remember the first slimy marshmallow
that looked like placenta i think they
throw that out and make new batch i
think they're cheating a little bit this
show a bit pointless if you want to make
it more interesting i want niece paris
to go to asia cook in outdoor kitchen
maybe cook with one gang and his uncle
or cook with makwin and his
mother-in-law that would be so funny
gonna improve the show and no dishwasher
we're gonna use nice kim children as
dishwasher the asian way
every time uncle roger filming wijo it's
the hottest day in london people don't
know london weather they watch my weejo
they think london tropical country hi
uh uncle roger make how many rejoin now
maybe like 50 weejo and i sweating in
half of them
multi-millionaire but her fish look like
refugee camp fridge
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uncle roger missed when auntie helen
used to do that to me
what is love this is so stupid
what is love
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didn't burn any of my computer stuff on
the camera
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you don't use real bacon you don't use
real onion this frittata gonna be faker
than her
oh god
denise paris can squirt on uncle roger
anytime
with that logic uncle roger should stop
eating pig also because i used to live
with auntie helen
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fiery