- Aha!
It's from China.
Hiya pew pew pew!
China's where they have ninjas.
Boba tea!
Yeah!
(grunts)
Mmm hard boba.
Very hard boba.
It looks like duck head.
Duck head!
(coughs)
Hot hot hot hot hot!
This is so hot.
Why do you guys even like this?
(laughs)
That is so unacceptable to children!
Almost every adult says that.
(sniffs)
My nose says it wouldn't be so good.
(grunts)
Not my mashed potatoes senor.
Not my mashed potatoes, no no no!
Won't they give us some time to eat?
(laughs)
Hit somebody's head with this pan
and guess who the person is gonna be?
Why does he make me drink coffee all the time?
(shouts)
This tastes awesome.
Man, this is delicious!
I'm gonna cut it into pieces!
This is very good, this is good.
Oh I know how to use the chopsticks.
Almost got it.
I feel bad for them but I hope one day they learn.
They ask me to teach, I'm out.
♫ La la la la la my heads in the stars
My head's in the stars.
Could you explain this?
I hate coffee.
Are you serious?
Cow poop.
(laughs)
Why do you guys keep giving me coffee?
The taste of crazy adults.
What the?
I'm gonna have trouble even touching this.
Kenya?
I've never heard of that country.
I think this is from we don't have dessert land.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
Oh so cute!
What?
Yay!
Dumpling, dumpling, dumpling!
Definitely not dumpling.
Looks like bread with some bouncy yolk
and salmon and cucumbers?
Please don't tell me that's cow meat.
Raw?
Cow meat.
Hold the phone, is this pizza?
Bleh.
I do not like it!
If you like this meal I feel very happy for you
but to me it's like eating a torch.
Oh yeah, I'm stirring like a normal man yeah,
I'm stirring this like a normal man.
You promised me I wouldn't drink coffee.
Yeah, right.
Ew, yep, I'm glad I plugged my nose.
Oh that's bad!
This is my worst nightmare.
Are you crazy, it's alcohol!
Oh, beautiful colors like a scientist!
(grunts)
- [Narrator] Aw, man, ready for breakfast?
Open your eyes!
Breakfast!
- Looks good.
Oh for the love of Pete!
(shouts)
No!
My worst known enemy.
Tea.
Well, yeah!
Because I eat them all the time in China.
Right, mommy?
Agh!
You tricked me!
You just made my fingers a mess, you guys.
Well you know, my mom, she says I can
never have wine until I'm 21 so as much
as I want, don't get kids drunk!
And I'm already kid drunk because I'm crazy!
(shouts)
Pika pika pika pika!
It makes you hyper, I need to move right now
yes, I need to move right now.
I feel so hyper.
No no no no no no no no.
I am out of here.
Straight to the toilet!
That was the worst dish I've had in my life.