Thankfully, no horror movie monsters exist in our world.
They are bound by the many rules and regulations that exist in their own personal spheres.
Some can only be summoned via ridiculous ritual, and others gain their powers through some
outrageous anomaly. However, if they were to break free of these
prisons and come forth into the waking world, there would be big trouble.
Catastrophic, cacophonous chaos. It would make for a great movie, though.
Who’s down? Hello horror heads, and welcome back to the
scariest channel on YouTube: Top5ScaryVideos. I’m your horror host, Keegan Hughes, and
today we’re going to be counting down the Top 5 Horror Movie Monsters Who Can Never
Escape! Before we get started, make sure to give this
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Perfect, let’s begin. NUMBER FIVE: JASON
Camp Crystal Lake can just like, hold onto this guy forever, right?
We don’t want any of that nonsense out here in the real world.
Like, if his mother could do us all a solid and whisper in his ear “stay here forever,”
we’d all be eternally grateful. But that’s not gonna happen, is it?
Everyone’s favourite goalie-mask-wearing, machete-wielding, insanely strong lunatic
inevitably leaves home in search of more blood to spill.
You don’t rack up over 160 kills without roaming around a little.
Although, a lot of the murdering does take place in his hometown.
Born in Crystal Lake, he had some troubles growing up due to some deformities.
The local kids didn’t take kindly to his big, goofy ways, and ended up almost drowning
him. This life-altering altercation took him away
from his mother, who then decided that all camp counsellors must die because all they
do is eat hot chip and bang in the woods. Years down the line, after Jason became a
strapping serial killer, his mother is able to access his brain via ghost powers.
And she tells this muscular maniac to kill all teens.
Which then evolves into kill everyone. Which then becomes travel to New York and
kill your entire bloodline via proxy bodies in order to become immortal.
It’s a rich canon, Friday the 13th. Needless to say, when he made it out of the
woods, things got way weirder and worse. If we’re to take “Jason Takes Manhattan”
as gospel, him making it to the big city could ruin more lives than AirBNB.
All sorts of young up-and-comers will get absolutely demolished, as evidenced by Jason
taking down a hopeful boxer, a rock star in the making, a bunch of students, and more.
As we all know, young people are the future, so these killings would leave a huge void
in our society. And of course, Jason Takes Manhattan sort
of sets up Jason Goes To Hell, where he inherits some wild body-hopping powers.
That is a Jason we don’t want to see. If he just chilled at Camp Crystal lake, and
continued to die and be resurrected, we wouldn’t have to deal with any of it.
Let’s keep it that way. Stay trapped underwater, Jason.
NUMBER FOUR: ANDREW TULLY This might be a deep cut for some, as the
second and third Hell House LLC movies aren’t too popular or well-received, but I will make
a strong argument that the main villain in the series should be sealed away forever in
the Abaddon. For those who haven’t caught up on the Cognetti
Trilogy, spoilers ahead. Not that they’re too life-changing, but you’ve been warned.
After the end of the original Hell House, it was revealed that Andrew Tully was much
more involved in satanic cults than we originally thought.
In fact, he’s been sending out proxies into the world to spread information about his
haunted hotel to drum up interest and human sacrifices.
All so that everyone can bathe in the Lake of Fire together.
Honestly, he just wants everyone to be happy! However, his idea of a hot bath is much different
than ours. It also involves a lot more hooded figures
disemboweling people. All of the ritual murders and trapped souls
in his lovely hotel all lead up to a grand finale set to the tune of a Faustian production.
Thankfully, an ill-defined angel investor is able to step in and take over the hotel
before anything too bad can happen. Mr. Wynn is able to step in and clap the devilry
right out of the haunted basement in a final showdown, sparing the souls of all involved
except for a select few. But by keeping the OG crew trapped in Hell
House, or what I can only assume is now Purgatory House, he also banishes Tully to the depths
of Hell, never to return. Or so we hope.
If Mr. Tully finds a way to bring himself and his followers back to our Earthly plane,
we’d be in trouble. Because, I’m sure he wouldn’t be satisfied
with just the hotel being under his control. Slowly but surely, our bald-headed baddie
would spread his influence across New York State, and then the world!
And I don’t know about you, but I don’t particularly enjoy being gutted and then pulled
to hell by a group of dark figures. NUMBER THREE: THE BABADOOK
Even IF you can learn to live with this legendary icon, it’s for the best if Mr. Babadook
stays nestled in his picture book. Regardless of the symbolism involved, nobody
wants to live with a dark figure that haunts your every move and makes your child act like
a lunatic. So if you ever come across a storybook about
a decrepit demon causing problems, don’t let your child read it, let alone hold it
close. Only bad things will happen.
Because, once you bring Mr. Babadook into our world, he only gets stronger the more
you deny him. He’ll cause seizures, put glass in your
food, make you hallucinate your dead husband, cause you to kill your pets, and more.
And of course, he’ll make it look like it was all you.
Enjoy jail, while the top hat wearing presence finds someone else to torment.
And there are a lot of people to torment out there.
If you’ve done any reading surrounding the Babadook, you’ll know that a lot of folks
interpret the monster as the manifestation of depression.
Amelia lost her husband, and is left with a difficult child, two things that contribute
in major ways to her depression. And in today’s world, this is a part of
people’s lives that is being diagnosed more and more often.
Add in the tumultuous situation we’re in now, and you’ve got a lot of folks susceptible
to Babadook infestation. Not everyone would be able to deal with it
in the end either. Some folks would reach the “murder your child and hallucinate your
happier times” stage, and never escape. So, yeah. Let’s leave that book on the shelf,
and that monster trapped in the pages. NUMBER TWO: PINHEAD AND THE CENOBITES
What can we learn from Frank and Kristy Cotton? DON’T OPEN THE PUZZLE BOX?
Seriously, it’s not worth it! We can all leave the Cenobites and their ruthless
leader Pinhead in their hell world if we all just agree to never unlock the thing keeping
them there. It’s very clear what happens if this advice
is ignored: you get tortured beyond your wildest dreams, and cease to exist as you once did.
Once all of the immense pain and pleasure has subsided, you become fleshy goop and chill
in your brother’s attic until someone spills blood on you.
And once that happens, you start murdering people for sustenance.
Which, to whoever is the puddle of flesh, might sound like a good deal.
But the rest of the world has a different view on the matter.
Having Cenobites around on planet earth never ends well.
They kidnap people, bring terrifying monsters around, and encourage all sorts of bad behaviour.
Oh and sometimes vagrants turn into bone dragons. Even though they can offer experiences like
no other, I think human beings are better off without that information.
Let’s all agree to keep Cenobites in their own world, and humans in ours.
If you find a puzzle box, just leave it alone! We’ll all be better for it.
NUMBER ONE: MOGWAI / GREMLINS Mr. Wing knew what he was talking about, folks.
He should have never let the goofy businessman snag his mystical creature.
To be fair, he said no, but failed to take measures to prevent the sale by his grandson.
Although really, he shouldn’t have the Mogwai on display at all.
Keep it in your apartment if you don’t want the public seeing it, Wing!
Well, we all know what happens when an All-American lad gets his hands on a cute-but-dangerous
creature, right? Mayhem, that’s what.
So many preventable deaths could have been avoided, so much property could have remained
un-destroyed, so many tragic backstories could have been left untold; if only Billy never
got his greasy fingers on young Gizmo. But of course, we have two movies full of
all of the chaos and confusion that results from the escape of Spike and the boys.
Now, I suppose Mogwai wouldn’t be too bad on their own, but that’s kind of the catch,
isn’t it? If they ran free, you can guarantee folks
would be breaking rules left and right. 3AM snacks, mogwais by the swimming pool,
selfies during golden hour, the works. This would lead to gremlins making an appearance,
which then leads to casualties. I mean, we’ve all seen what happens when
these guys are allowed to run free. Movie houses are taken over, barflies are
brutally murdered, highrises are sieged, brainy gremlins come up with serums to strengthen
their troops, sexy lady gremlins propose marriage, chaos reigns.
It’s safe to say that no deus-ex-machina movie magic would save us if gremlins were
running rampant in the real world, so we’d probably get bumped down in the food chain.
Let’s be real, Gremlins are better apex predators than we could ever hope to be.
They can reproduce asexually instantly and with insane numbers, ruthlessly kill at will,
learn new techniques in a matter of minutes, and more!
The new world order would be green and chuckling. All hail the Gremlins.
OUTRO So what do you think?
Are these monsters better off behind metaphorical bars?
Or would it be less dire than I’m making it out to be?
What horror movie monster do you believe should be forever imprisoned in their world?
Make sure you let me know down in the comments. Speaking of comments, let’s take a look
at some of your more garlicky ones from the TOP 5 SCARY SCP MONSTER FROM NORTH KOREA.
Kim Jong-Un says “We aren’t North Korea, we are the only Korea.”
Kim! Where have you been? People have been worried! Get off YouTube and make a public
appearance or something! Legend Linryan08 says “Maybe the crab monster
has millions of babies, you never know!” Well that’s a terrifying thought! Or, actually,
a delicious one? Imagine the crab legs you could cook up off one of those!
Amber Foster says “I saw the part where you sneezed bless you XD”
Thank you! Everyone needs to be blessed from time to time, even if they sold their soul
to the devil for a chance to be on YouTube. Mattteus says “I’ve seen some frightening
toilets before” Do you follow Dark Souls toilets on Twitter?
Some real incredible thrones on there. Renato Corvaro says “Y’all keep calling
yourself the scariest channel on YouTube but I have yet to hear your opinions on CryptTV.”
Ok, ok. We’re the second scariest channel on YouTube. It’s hard to compete with Crypt,
their stuff is so outrageously excellent. But I’m not changing my intro.
And that’s all the time we have for today! Before I check in to the Bates Motel, make
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Thanks for watching, and I’ll see you next time.