Checkpoint!
Shut Up!
Ian: "Ok this 'Overwatch' 'game' make no sense!" (yes it does)
"If they are the defenders of Earth, why they hired to follow around a car on foot?"
Anthony: "Because they are tryin' to sa-
Ian: *interrupts* "I mean like, if it's SO too important, why is the car they're escorting driving so SLOW!?"
Anthony: "Okay, first of all, you need to cut down the coffee!"
"Second of all, video games would SUCK, if they were realistic."
Not this sh!t again.
Astronaut: "This is so exciting!!!"
"I'm gonna explore the vast universe!"
"The possibilities are endless...."
*exhales*
"I wanna be fun."
Toquebag: "I don't think you should be doing this Tony..."
Tony Hawk: "Relax."
"I'm a Pro Skater!"
Toquebag: "You're pushing 50 dude!"
Tony: "Huh! I'll show YOU pushin' 50!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH *crack* AAAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?"
Toquebag: "I TRIED!!!"
Tony: "WELL YOU SHOULD'VE TRIED HARDER!!!"
"I'M SENILE!!!"
Worker 1: "Alright boys!"
"Lets knock this building down!"
All: "Yeaa, yeaaa! Alright!"
Worker 1: "Uh! its gonna take a lot longer than I thought..."
That's what she said.
Dickwad: "I'm gonna hit the ball so hard!" (love this game)
"TURBO BOOSTING, YEAAAAHHHHH!"
Football player: "Get your car off the f*cking field Dickwad!"
Dickwad: "NONONONONONONO"
"That car was my Girlfriend." :(
Mother: "Ah! My son!"
"It finally got him!"
Father: "My boy!"
"MY BOYYYYY!!"
*crunching noises*
"DAMMIT PHIL!!!"
"You know we mourn for two, FULL MINUTES before we eat our dead family members!" (bleh)
Phil: "Sorry!"
*nom*
ROUND 1! FIGHT!!!
Sweeper: "Yeah, sweep that dirt!"
FINISH HIM!
FATALITY
ROUND 2!
Son of Anarchy Wannabe: "Watch it, PUNK!!!"
Geek or Nerd?: "Oh... you wanna go?"
FIGHT!!!
"Let's TAVERN BRAWL!!!"
FINISH HIM!
gg no re
"But... I threw down a (Yogsarrowahn?)!"
Is the country SO BAD that no one gives a sh!t about this?
FATALITY
Anthony: "I WON!" (no you did not)
Slippy
Slippy is dead, rest in pepperonis
Round 3!
Epic Ian: "Whoa!"
"How you gonna git past those guards?"
Faith: With parkour!
FIGHT!!!
*shootings*
Ian: "Ok, you're right! Video games would SUCK if they were realistic!"
Anthony: "Told you."
*Anthony's phone on mom mode*
"Oh my god, dude! My wife is going into labour!"
Ian: "You have a wife?"
Anthony: "Could you just PLEASE give me a ride to the hospital!?"
Ian: "I'm not done with my coffee!" FUK YO COFFEE
Anthony: "C'mon, dude! We gotta GO!!!"
Ian: "Ok!"
Anthony: "Why are you driving so slow?" (F*ck here we go.)
Ian: "I don't wanna spill my coffee!"
Anthony: "Ok! Fine! I'll just walk then!"
"Get out of the way! My wife's having a baby!"
Old Ian: "Lookithat DINGUS following the other DINGUS in the car!"
Old Anthony: "Yeah, this doesn't make any sense. He says he's in a hurry but he's going so slow!"
Freaking millennials!
Old Ian: "Wanna go play some Overwatch?"
Old Anthony: "Sure, can you give me a piggy back ride?"
Old I: "Sure. My main is Tracer, what's your main?" (REAPER)
Old A: "My-"
Old I: "You're probably a May player."
Old A: "Yeah... I don't remember their names."
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