except I and welcome back to skate three
of course nostalgia week keeps going
nostalgia week is the week that just
keeps on givin and many of you predicted
that skate 3 would be back and I've
actually been meaning to get back to
skate 3 for the longest time I wasn't
even gonna put it in histology week I
was just going to do an episode on it
man it's good to be back I completely
hold forget toe can I can I grind a
really thingy can I can I
hell yeah I can cuz I'm a legend and the
legend never forgets just like an
elephant go my way [ __ ] oh yeah oh yeah
oh oh no of course gate 3 you had to
show up in nostalgia week it was one of
my favorite games that I've played on
the channel and it's so many episodes of
it let's see if I still got the skills
let's see if I still got the moves all
right over the shark and far away
jackaboy comes to play ah oh alright
alright yo yo hold on hold on there
Baldy locks yes no no God you suck get
better jeans I'm not talking about what
you're wearing on your legs I mean
actual genetics get easy does it easy
does it just a whisper just a whisper
down this thing yeah baby
Oh God oh Jesus my solar plexus broken
and bloody
that's Hawaii like my men huh that's
done but that was pretty dope though
that was tight cannonball yeah oh my
ankle very beautiful people doing -
that's not high-five my friends hello be
my friend be my friend this is how I
make friends I'm just swinging fists
you're the one walking into them oh oh
it was just a bunch of the face whoa
that dude was legendary are we friends
with him he's still my dog you so mad
you know in my country we have a word
for people who push people over there
called [ __ ] Brewer the cool places
to go in this game
whoa God the ground apparently who can
flip out over that easily to a flip that
was sick but that's not what I wanted to
do yeah baby
safety first safety first that's how you
make it down watch out dude you're gonna
get yourself killed
this is my favorite thing to do
I spared from pulling off sick flips cuz
I was really good at those hey watch out
watch out lady Christ
the year is 2020 skateboarders rule the
streets cars are no match anymore only
one man stands between cool and uncool
his name is the coffin right if I wanted
a taxi I call for one you know what
you're getting this no oh Jesus
huh nice take that society break all
your rules oh yeah this awesome Hill oh
I'm gonna get to the top and do some mad
moves off this come on dude you can make
it I need a know what yeah it's there
you go I'm not even running and I'm
tired the [ __ ] out it away yeah purple
pant wearing [ __ ]
oh yes go coughing this is a little fast
this is a little too fast if you ask
sir Oh christ almighty move a sight yeah
yo [ __ ] skateboarding is not a young
man's game anymore
it's all about the veterans the golden
oldies we know how the tricks work okay
okay keep it going keep it steady ah
greatness is built upon scares and
hardship bruises are just the landmarks
of greatness yeah baby
my face looks like it just went 19
rounds of Mike Tyson skatepark baby time
to show these young pups what a legend
can do [ __ ] out of my zone watch this
kids to call this one the pop shuvit
hell yeah this one's called the gnarly
grab this was calling [ __ ] your mom
almost [ __ ] sexy so they say every
morning when I look in the mirror and
again I'm genuinely just really having a
good time okay all the flips are sick
grind up the paper it's not the first
time I've heard grind up the pipe and
knife flip over the sweet sexy skate
titty every time someone hits me they're
fine and I end up like a sack of
potatoes on the ground
[Laughter]
hella tight' is it hella tight oh I am
weighing over my head already I don't
know if I should be doing this it's
awesome I'm ain't just gonna keep going
forever no ramps there's a ramp a ramp
at the end of this somewhere I can feel
it they can feel it in me testes here we
go a big rap
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that's salt how much you guys dare me to
go with on this oh you think I won't Oh
what is scary though do a ton of tricks
Oh Lord
I am going to end up as paste oh I
didn't even make it onto the board oh
yeah drop in on a grommet give him the
old Steak and Shake rules are for babies
yeah Oh be like Hank Hank constantly
gets himself into bad situations breaks
all his bones [ __ ] himself up looks
humiliated its run over by cars but he
still gets back in the board I think a
Hall of meet just opened up
that's good these are the ones I want to
do these are my favorite ones to do
where you just kill your character as
many ways possible yeah for now
great this is a death race this is not
at all what I wanted once I'm gonna kick
your asses I grinded this before look at
me go wait no you're faster than me how
is this even possible
you can't do that no it's all about me
get low to the ground
low center of gravity knees I'll never
catch it Oh God traffic are the
nightmare of skaters Hey [ __ ]
second place no you don't I don't do
well in second place its first place or
it's nothing
excuse me thank you
yes all the way to the finish line
yes don't mind that part my face might
look like a bag of bruised peaches but
at least a heavy-haul of meat haul of
meat haul of meat what's the point of
even playing this game if you're not
doing Hall of meat challenges and it's
just right and it's just right huh yes I
am the bowling ball oh yeah I can jump I
forgots thinking jump so [ __ ] fun huh
you got it though spread-eagle is the
way honey I'm trash yes yes hit the
railing hit the railing I'm coming in
hot I'm coming oh no I'm not I [ __ ] it
up don't make it yes
just like happy reels the skills never
left me look majestic eagle boy this
looks like a good one this is a great
place to break some bones feet the
target score I can do that with my eyes
black woods even fall off nice keep
going keep going
I have more fight left in me coach I've
more fight left in me I can keep going
oh yeah oh yeah the breaks break some
bones to pull out the big guns
oh yes exactly what I need that was even
worse I'm a gonna have to pull out my
might magnum opus yes I am cuz nothing
else is getting the job dude
I did it I broke every bone in my body
but it was for the greater good it was
for science look at that majestic man
they needed a champion they needed a
hero they needed me back in the saddle
skate three is gotten without broken
bones for a very long time but I'm back
baby 50,000 points in one bail all I
need to do is channel my inner Christian
here looks like a good place no no no
that counts that counts please have me
that counts never even stood a chance I
did 60,000 points it's so [ __ ] funny
actually I just want to be here I don't
care about the challenge I'm gonna [ __ ]
around in this place this is the best
place in the whole game right in the
edge of life and death no you're
absolutely dead oh this is the place
with the awesome drop Oh
oh you really only broke your ankles out
of all that you're driving seventy-nine
kilometers an hour no ow ow ow how to
flip that's not a flip right it's good
enough keep going you got it you're
looking sexy
that was a flip but I what cost okay
step out onto this easy does it
oh my god this character just do
anything by half oh nice nice why is it
so funny why okay again oh oh oh I live
here now oh this is it yes that's the
speed I know a need clip why don't you
flip for me ever
[ __ ] I will kill your firstborn
that was awesome and again and again
yes and again when I get up higher oh
yeah oh no they say that's fun and all
jumping from there but I'm very limited
I'm limited in what I can do
I have Mort again yeah from up here
seems good it seems like a great idea
oh no I'll get right on that
oh no I need me to do that
I love no I love hitting this
immediately the mission is to bail for
12 seconds I think that I am a master of
my craft at this point oh no oh no oh no
oh god seven Jesus I'm much better than
this I can do it I can do it I can do it
I can do it okay and then get your feet
off the ground get your feet off the
ground
come come on dude you're making us look
bad here buddy yes yes now keep going
yes down it's only eight seconds the
secret is all in the bounce it's all in
the it's all in the bounce numbnuts yes
keep going keep going
you're a regular [ __ ] I did it
the greatest bone breaker the world has
ever seen
well you know what Hank you may have
bruised bones body and organs but
nothing hurts more than a bruised ego
well that's gonna do it for my skate
three adventures for today what a great
game to bring back for a nostalgia week
I had so much fun playing I hope you
guys said how you suck I hope you guys
had just as much fun watching it it's
been so awesome going back to all these
old games that's where you can playing
them all and reminiscing and seeing what
it's like to play them now I every time
I pray them I'm like yeah this is why
these are such a big series in such big
videos on the channel because there's
just so much goddamn phone baura coming
close to the end of nostalgia week
there's only one game left to do what do
you think it's gonna be write down in
the comments tell me I'm very curious
because there's a lot of games that are
left out that people really wanted to
see but hopefully you can understand why
I've picked the ones that I have because
they were not only formative for the
channel but formative for me because
there was a lot of decisions behind
playing some of these games than just
the games themselves like I said I
almost didn't even played this game I
almost didn't play happy who else at all
I asked people on Facebook before I
uploaded happy who else official player
or not and the majority of people said
no and imagine if I had never done that
if I had never played those games maybe
I would have come back to them later but
who knows all I know is that I am very
glad that I played them and I'm very
glad that I came back to them now
because they have such a warm place in
my heart but until next time Hank and I
are going to say au revoir
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[Applause]
Hank get up you're making us look stupid