- I'll start with the big pouch.
(unzipping)
Oh, we've got, oh my God!
(laughing)
(jazzy piano music)
- Hi, I'm Merle.
- Hi, I'm Aria.
- Today, we're gonna be going through each other's bags.
- I'm looking forward to seeing what's in your bag.
Knowing you, you've got some interesting things
in there, I'm sure.
- I'm looking forward to see what's in my bag as well,
because I don't really remember.
- Great.
- All right, well, this is my bag.
This is my travel bag.
I've taken this bag probably to like
five different countries.
Not trying to brag, just sayin' it's seen some (bleep).
- Wow.
- So, there are a lot of pockets in here too.
This is a camera bag, I took the camera part out
so I could use it to hold other things.
- Gotcha.
- But there's like layers upon layers upon layers.
Okay, I'll start with the big pouch.
(unzipping)
Okay, oh, we've got-- (ding)
Oh my God!
(laughing)
Oh my God!
- We cannot cut that!
Please don't cut that.
- I am putting it on the table for you to explore.
Anyway-- - Wow.
- Oh, I mean. (laughing)
- The first thing you pull out as well.
I am excited.
I'm so excited to see what the rest of this is.
- Anyway, I've got my keys. (ding)
(clatters) (laughs)
- Oh, great.
(ding) - Don't point the pepper spray
into your face.
- Yeah, you got pepper spray.
I mean, have you ever had to use this pepper spray?
- No, I did spray it, though, just to practice.
- What's the story behind this?
- Oh, my friend Liz, thank you very much, Liz,
gave me that when she was traveling.
It's a Queen Puff so I remember that I'm a queen.
- Oh, that's sweet.
(ding) - I got these.
- Oh, that's what you always offer me, Altoids.
- Here, you can just have one.
- I'll have one.
- Great, anyway, Altoids.
- Very good. - Moving on.
I don't know what this is.
- A spiritual's reusable bag.
- This is a reusable bag. (ding)
- From Good Folk.
On brand.
- Yes.
- Oh, we've got a headband> (ding)
Maybe you would like to put that on.
- Yeah.
- I think, how about this,
if it's something you can wear,
you should start to put on the things I have in my bag.
- Copy. - Not the first thing.
(laughing)
Anyway, these little domes.
(ding)
Plastic domes.
I don't know what, why I have those,
but they are for a little garden thing
that I have on my desk.
- Oh yes, she's got this beautiful thing of lettuce
growing at our desk, and she--
- I eat it throughout the day.
- I will glance over, and she's just grabbin' some lettuce
and munchin' at it just like a rabbit.
- I like my greens.
Next--
- AirPods, wealth. (ding)
- Just so you know I'm wealthy.
- She's throwin' this at me.
I was borrowing it and you just chucked 'em at me
'cause she's so wealthy
that she doesn't care what happens to 'em.
It's quite something.
(clattering)
Oh, okay.
- Neosporin. (ding)
A movie ticket. (ding)
- A movie ticket, what movie was this?
- Ah, the lipstick, (ding)
which means you have to put that on.
- Oh, we saw that.
- We saw that, yeah.
You have to put this.
Maybe a little bit?
- Okay, why not?
- You agreed to it, so I feel like it's only fair.
I'll keep unloading while you're doing that.
- (laughs) This is strange.
- (laughs) You're a good sport.
You missed a little bit.
Go like this.
Okay, we gotta move it along.
All right, it's looking good.
Nice, okay, here's more.
(ding) It's money.
(ding) Pins.
(ding) Keys.
- Dreamchaser.
- Keys to a penny collection that I have.
I don't know why that's in there.
What, did you just take all my money?
- Yeah, I'll give it to you later.
- I'm gonna get need that $10.
- [Aria] Dresden.
- This is-- (rustling)
Oh, from my, wow, this is old.
This is from when I shot my short film. (ding)
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah, you're missin' a real, a cool thing.
- What is it?
- It's a Ugandan coin. (ding)
- A Ugandan coin, very cool.
(ding) - Here's some Polaroids
from my friend's bachelorette party.
There's nothing bad with me.
That's not me, that's someone else.
- Yep, someone with some panties.
(ding) - This is my wallet
with my many cards.
- Jesus Christ.
- I know.
- Hey, I have the same card as you.
- Here's a reusable straw (ding)
that I never use 'cause it's so gross.
- [Aria] That looks pretty filthy.
- Yeah.
I got a shell. (ding)
I like to pick things up when I'm hiking
or like traveling and carry it.
You look so beautiful.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- I know.
- My Gold's Gym membership. (ding)
- And they canceled after a day!
- My gym membership that I canceled one day after I joined.
Last pocket. (unzipping)
Oh wait, there is one more.
Oh, my phone. (ding)
Another headband. (ding)
Why is this (laughing)
in my bag? (ding)
- (laughing) What?
- I don't know, I don't--
- What are you doing?
- I have to fix my faucet, and somebody loaned me a wrench.
And I still have it, I haven't fixed it.
All right,
I've got my cat. (ding)
This is from when I went to the Grand Canyon with my cat.
- Oh yes.
- My portable cat bowl,
cat water bowl, food bowl.
Got a postcard, (ding)
and some tape. (ding)
(thumps) - Oh, wow.
Double-sided.
This is it, this is your bag.
- Yep, wow. - Wow.
It's quite something. - Yeah.
- Not all of your bag.
- That's, no! (laughing)
- This is quite an assortment.
I think it sums you up in a nutshell.
- It looks like a bunch of trash.
- Sums you up in a nutshell!
(laughing)
Now I guess it's my turn to show you what's in my bag.
You put lipstick on too.
- Just a mesh.
I'm gonna put my other headband too.
- [Aria] Wow, look at that.
- We're havin' fun.
- Dynamic duo. - That's us.
- All right, what's in my bag?
- That can't be, I wonder if you could top this.
- I don't think I can.
I have a bad habit of keeping things in my bag
for a really long time,
so we may have stuff in here from a very long time ago.
We'll go pouch by pouch. - Great.
- Oh, okay.
So, first things first, we got here,
oh, a quarter. (ding)
- [Merle] All right.
- That's for you.
- Thank you so much.
- Tylenol. (ding)
- [Merle] Is that Tylenol?
- Cold and flu, would you like some?
- No. - Okay.
- Are you sick?
- No, this is probably from when I was sick,
like, months ago. - Great.
- This is a Boba Time (ding)
stamp card, I got one stamp.
- God. - I love Boba.
- He's got a problem.
- I do have a problem.
This is Target. (ding)
- [Merle] What'd you buy?
- I bought something for 15 bucks,
oh, a Hulu gift card for my brother
for a birthday present. - Sweet.
- That was one of several presents.
- Big spender.
- This is a real treat.
- Is that a retainer?
Or mouth guard? (ding)
- A mouth guard.
- I'm not touchin' that.
No way. (laugh)
- I thought we were wearin' each other's things.
(laughing)
You don't wanna put this in your mouth?
- Absolutely not! - Yeah.
- [Merle] Hot.
- Yeah.
(groans)
(laughing)
(groans) All right, all right.
- Nice, yeah, now I wanna wear it.
- Yeah, let's go for it, wow.
All right, shot out to mouth piece guy
for making that for me.
We have in here, we have, oh.
(ding) Protein bar.
- (laughs) Oh God.
- A portable what do you call it--
- Charger? (ding)
- Charger, yes, for travel.
- All these make sense.
(ding) - Plastic fork.
- [Merle] Ugh.
- That's not-- - Plastic--
- I'm gonna really rub this in your face.
- Thanks.
- I had, I'm actually very excited this in here.
This is Carolina Reapers, (ding)
the hottest pepper in the world.
I have a beeper (ding)
for the parking lot that I have right here
in New York at work.
- I thought it was a pager, fun stuff.
- This is really sweet, actually.
(ding) This is a postcard as well.
Last summer, I spent one night in Vienna
and I shot a video where I tried finding someone
to walk around the city with me
like in the movie Before Sunrise.
I found an amazing girl named Elena.
Hope she's doing well.
Before I left, she gave me this postcard--
- That is sweet.
- From the dinner that we had together.
Oh, food scale. (ding)
- Oh no.
I thought those days were behind us.
- I, yeah, I have two food scales
'cause I would weigh my food when I was being healthy
to make sure, you know, I was getting the right protein
and whatnot, so, there you go.
Okay, then, what else we got, oh, we got more stuff.
(ding) - Wealth.
- My name on it.
- Okay, that's one small step above mine.
- Let's put these next to each other.
- It's a little unnecessary.
- When you put 'em next to each other,
the thing is, like, we can't confuse them
because one of them is engraved.
- Oh my goodness, mine looks a little whiter, though,
I will say.
- Altoids, I got Altoids. (ding)
I think mine are empty.
- Why you still got them?
- I got three. - Three, oh my God.
- Here, here, here.
- Yep, yep, yep.
(laughing)
What was that?
- I think I have, oh, I just got
(ding) notepads.
- [Merle] What's the note say?
- I think, oh, this is from--
I crashed a wedding.
These were the details of a wedding
I was planning on crashing. - Reception, okay.
- Yeah, there's wedding information there.
- Okay.
- I did not get to crash that one.
Legally, I was not allowed to.
- 'Cause this also looks like a hit list.
Like, please.
- Target again. (ding)
And this one is--
(laughing)
- At least you're safe. - Yeah.
Let's just say that, you know,
we're keeping, we're safe.
Like, contraceptive.
- Keepin' it clean, kids.
- Keepin' it clean.
Oh, I got a treat for both of us here.
- [Merle] Oh dear.
- Dried mangoes. (ding)
- (gasps) Oh, I love dried mangoes.
- We can have some in a little bit.
- Thank you.
- We have here
a protein bar. (ding)
- These are not healthy, just you know.
- Protein bar. - All sugar.
- Oh, and this is,
oh, this is a pass to a fight. (ding)
We have a highlighter. (ding)
- Oh, that's fun.
- And my favorite thing in here
is this beautiful photo I keep of Merle.
(ding) - Oh my God!
How dare you?!
- This is her with her green light up there.
(laughing)
I often stay working late
and then sometimes she'll stay,
she claims she needs to "work late" too.
- This is where you were standing yesterday?
- Yeah. (laughing)
'Cause I knew we'd be here.
And so, she sometimes she'll stand up
and talk to me late at night,
and this light gives her really
a horrifying glow on her face.
And so I took this picture as a memory.
- What is wrong with you?!
I look like a jack-o'-lantern!
- Ah, memories.
Beautiful bond.
- You're a psycho, you're a psychopath.
- I'm a psycho?
Says the person with (bleep)in' wrench--
- You don't wanna (bleep) with someone
with a wrench in their bag!
- Wrench, pepper spray, pennies,
I don't know what you're--
I don't know what you do with that backpack.
What a time.
Yeah, all in all, it's pretty,
your stuff is pretty on brand from what I know of you.
- I'm really not that surprised at all.
I mean, the food scale, the mouth guard,
dried mangoes, the Tylenol, the plastic
(laughing) trash.
The photo of me, not surprising.
I wonder how many there are of those.
I think these fit us perfectly.
- Yup.
Look at this. - This is us.
What a shame. (laughing)
(relaxing jazzy music)