Hey remember when I didn't make a video for three weeks, haha
Hey remember when I went on tour and then I didn't
Good times man good times. Guess who just put their 30-day notice in I'm leaving!
I'm leaving!
Bitch I'm out of here!
I'm so excited. I'm not in my car because it was too hot I was gonna die
So I have a lot of numbers in my contacts list. But before you start thinking I have friends
I don't know like 80% of them
I've had the same
Contacts in my phone for over 10 years and I have like two friends
So I don't know who these people are
what I do know is that a lot of them are numbers of dudes that I met at bars and I have
A lot to say about why I have their numbers! Ugh
So whenever I meet a stranger that happens to be a dude my main goal is just to get out of the situation
mentally unscarred um
I feel like I'm being robbed whenever I'm asked for my phone number cuz I'm just like
Yeah SURE! I don't know? TAKE IT! I-it's cool WHATEVER!
So.... Um
I just gave it out. I'm absolutely terrified. I've had a dude pull out a gun and then asked me for my phone number so
So like I just give it out and then I go I never see him again. What's the point?
You know and anytime I've ever told a random dude to like go away. They're... NOT nice
I might have an unpopular opinion. I've just been in too many situations where I feel the need to
Give my phone number and leave. Also, I'm just really polite which
Terrible terrible trait to have. However the last dude that asked me for my phone number. I did say...
"I'm sorry, I don't give my phone number out *weird laugh*"
Ha HA
Don't know that's my like talking to strangers voice I talk to all strangers like that you should see me order coffee. It's weird
Oh, no thank you
Very peppy. I'm just in a good old mood all the time. I did say no, though
he was behind a bulletproof glass wall, but still I said no
I-I don't even go out. To bars! I sometimes go out but when I do
I don't even go to straight bars. Is it offensive to call them straight bars?
They're - There's - there's a difference. Okay, but when I do go to straight bars I get numbers
I don't know how. I do know how. I just will talk to anybody
Which is my downfall and I'm sure a lot of people are like how does this even happen? You're gay!!!
But I don't usually lead with the fact that I'm gay
I could pour my heart out to an uber driver and still never mention that I'm gay. I don't know
I just tell girls that I'm interested in that I'm gay like no one else needs to know
I don't know when I'm out in bars
There's a lot of factors that come into play but mainly just fear so I just lay low
I'm nice and
Then people asked me for my phone number
But one time this dude asked for my phone number and I gave it to him and he made
Me wait there while he called me
Which is another thing that everyone does everyone does that. If they make you wait there while they call you
So they know your number is real so he called me and his contact came up in my phone
We had been through this before we had already done this so it occurred to me that this could happen again
Which then made me think that I should probably let them all know that I am NOT interested
so I thought I would go through my phone contacts find all the dudes that I don't know and let them know I'm gay
and just nope. I also just to catch up, you know, also, why do I keep calling people? I hate this
All right, let's do this. Who are these people? Who's that?
Okay, I'm mainly looking for contacts that don't have last names because who do- wha- how?
I'm just really scared that I'm gonna call somebody that I accidentally know. Johnny
Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny. Wow, I hate this, okay
"Hello."
Hi is this Johnny
"yes"
Hi this is Ally
Um I think we might have met at a bar, and I was just calling to see how you were and to let you know
I'm gay
"Okay"
So what's up
"I'm driving over to work"
Oh got it cool where do you work? "Military" Oh wow nice! Support our troops
"Yeah so um"
I'll talk to you later
Okay, cool, sounds good. Bye
That poor man. That was kind of nice
This is gonna be good but it's gonna be is this gonna like get rid of my fear of telling people. No,
*squeels"
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and just
Delete contact
I have not recovered from the first one Raj that definitely sounds like somebody I met at a bar
Rashem Rashem Rashem was the man who was already in my contacts
He's the man from the story! The man the myth the legend Rashem
He's gotten way too much hype it's just Rashem
This is amazing!
I am just really full circling around here. I love this
I have to call Rashem right now and let him know and then immediately block his number because oh my god, let's do this
"Hello"
Hey, is this Rashem
It was 100% Rashem I'll call Rashem again, just later.
Oh
He's calling me. He's
Nooo
I missed it. Are we playing phone tag right now Rashem stop it
Literally stop it Rashem is texting me um Rashem
Um Rashem if you call that I swear I'll answer but I got a call Raj right now
"You have reached the voice mail box of 3" Oh. wah lalalal
*Beep*
Hey Raj, this is Ally. I think we met at a bar
I just wanted to call and let you know that I'm gay and I hope you have an amazing day. That's what I like
That's simple. Okay, Tony. I think it's time to call
"Yo you've reached T, I'm not in right now so leave you name
Your number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Word."
*Beep*
Hey Tony, first of all dope voicemail I love that. I'm just calling to let you know that I'm gay
Umm
This is Ally. Don't know if you remember me, but just wanted to call and let you know
So I hope you have an amazing day. Okay. Bye
Why does my voice go up sixteen octaves when I talk to someone? I don't know. This is Tyler with a little this emoji
So there's no way I know them
"Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice-message system three one"
Oh Bllalallbalba
*Beep*
Hey Tyler, this is Ally. I just wanted to let you know I'm gay.
I don't know I thought I would keep it short and sweet
Okay
There is a contact in my phone under the name 'Masseuse Lyft Driver'
And I remember them! I one time got a lift and the driver offered to give me a massage
This was also like two years ago.
Sooo
Oooohhoooh
I don't really know how this is gonna go. I don't know what their name is. How do I preface this?
Hey you gave you-hi wanted to give me a massa...
*Whistle* weird
"Hello"
Hey there, um
I met you like a while back I think from lift and I was just calling to let you know I'm gay
"I'M WHAT?"
No, I'm gay
"Okay"
So, what's up
"Uh nothing who do you want to speak to?
Oh yOu
"Me?"
Mm-hmm. No because you're just in my phone under 'Masseuse Lyft Driver'
"I don't know that"
Okay, well I just wanted to call and let you know that so but I did it so it's fine
Cool I hope you have a great day
"You too byeeee"
Bye still don't know his name should have gotten that I think I'm gonna call Kevin now.
"The mail box is full I cannot accept any m-" KEVIN!
Oh my god I still gotta text Rasheem. "Sam Aussie"
"Hi this is Sam I can't come to the phone"
Sam's girl! Sam iiis a girl! Mmm. That means that I will probably see them again
I just don't know who they are and when uh,
Stephen Stephens last name is "cozy dude"
With a smiley face. There's literally no reason for his name to be like that in my phone. So I
Have to call him. Stephen. What's up, bro?
"Hey this is Stephen"
Hey Steven, this is Ally. Good. How are you?
Just sitting
Yep, just sitting
Uh
Yeah I- good I wanted to call because I have something to tell you
I'm gay
Surprise
Probably the first time you saw me
Yeah
I didn't even know I met you in Culver City
Yeah, yeah, you're saved as cozy dude.
Where's cozy inn?
Geez I had no idea. Yeah, I just wanted to call and let you know
I'm calling all of the dudes in my phone list that I like got from a bar and I'm coming out to them
Yeah
It- it's really random I should also let you know I'm-I'm filming a video so like that is also why I'm doing it
Maybe I don't know. Well, you're so nice. We should hang out
Thank so much
You've got the best response so far everyone is well the same level as confused as you are buuuut
just a little more awkward, so
No yep, you're amazing. That's it. That's it. Oh, thank you
Well, I hope you have an amazing day
Oh for sure, bye
How did he remember me what a trooper what is the cozy inn?
I'm dying to know what bar is this? I've never been here.
HUUUUUU
I've been to this bar
That went so well, honestly, that was a pretty good one to end it on. I'm I'm down to end it now
I did it. Now they all know. I really feel like this helped me
I'm not even kidding this video like changed my outlook, you know
But really it did I am ready to just
To everybody. Well, that's that
I have so many contacts in my phone
I was originally just going to call all the people I went to middle school with and come out to them. But uh
I thought this would be good. If you want that though, then I'll do it. I've got a lot of contacts in my phone and
Bridges to burn if you liked this video give it a thumbs up and subscribe. It means a lot but that's it for me
So I will see you later. Suckers
Bye
Hey Rasheem it's Ally I was just calling to let you know that I'm gay but you texted me so I'll just text you
Anyway, okay. Bye
I'm gaaaay
just wanted to let you know
smiley
He read it who has the read receipts on?
Psychopaths, that's it. Is he about to
Ghost me right now. Oh my god he's typing. "Who is this?" How dare you?
How da- yeah I could see how you wouldn't know. It's Ally. Rasheem, text me back. I don't know who you are
Oh, whew
Good me neither. Peace out Rasheem we're done here