Z: Look at me a sec.
Z: Show your teeth.
Z: Okay, hang on.
Z: Stick your tongue out.
Z: Frown.
Z: Pretend you're doing a fart.
Z: Great, great lighting.
Both: CHEERS.
M: Chin Chin!
Z: Wait, I just realised we're gonna get wet, ain't we?
M: Yeah.
(both laugh)
M: Mother's meeting
Z: I feel like a granny!.. Do women have gooches? That is my question to you.
M: No.
Z: Why not?
M: Because they don't have balls.
Z: Hello everybody!
Z: Today, I thought I would do one of the videos that has been requested
Z: and I have watched and find very funny
Z: but I've never actually filmed.
M: Nooo! What are they called?
It's like you're drunk.
M: No. Z: What are they called?
M: Oh no, just ignore that. Sorry.
Z: Who's called what?
M: Because you were like, oh, look
don't know what we're looking at
already like.....
Z: What?
The video that we are filming today
is the gargle...
What is it called?
M: The gargle song challenge? We could... Z: Guess the...
Gargle sss...
(both laugh)
M: Do you really think this is a good idea?
I think we're quite delirious now.
Z: See, this is why we're filming it.
Me and Mark are in a really delirious mood
We were like "Oh my god, we need to film a video"
What do we wanna film?
This!
This is gonna get messy.
M: Yeah!
Gargle song challenge.
Z: The gargle song challenge
It sounds like I'm saying gargoyle
M: The gargoyle water challenge.
M: You know when you say a word so much it doesn't even sound like a word. Z: Gargle
M: Gargle. If you say that twenty times, you'll be like 'What you doing?'
Z: Right. (Laughs)
Z: Ok (Both laughing)
Z: I actually can't breathe already
Z: How are we gonna do this? M: I don't know.
Z: Rules of the game: Glass of water. Get a song. The other person's got to guess it. M: Ok.
M: That tiny little sip? (Laughs)
(Zoe gargles)
(Mark sings Super Mario Bros Theme)
(Zoe gargles)
(Mark laughs)
M: You were like a little goldfish (imitates fish noise)
(Zoe Gargles)
M (Singing): Is it too late now to say sorry?
M: Justin Bieber- Sorry. (Singing) WHEN I KNOW...
M: That was good. I got that.
(Both laughing)
(Mark gargles)
Z: (sings) Three blind mice... (both laugh)
Z: No?
(Mark gargles)
Z: (sings Deck the Halls)
(Mark gargles)
Z: (sings) Feeling...
Z: ... Got a feeling...
M: No.
(Mark gargles)
M: I can't... Can we do this?
M: I just did a massive spray
Z: Yeah it's all over your head, It's all over me
M: Do you know what it was
Z: No
M: Thriller
Z: Ohh
M and Z: (singing)cause this is thriller
Z: Oh I thought it was (singing) 'what a feeling'
(Zoe gargles)
M: (Laugh)
Z: Gargles
M: Papa can you hear me?
Z: Gargles
M (singing): Adele, Hello
(both laughing)
M: Adele?
Z: YEAH!!!!
(Mark gargles)
Z (singing): Oh nah, nah. Both: What's ma name
Z: Oh Nala
M: What ya name
Z: What ya name
M: What ya name
(Zoe gargles)
M (Singing): Sunday night..?
M: Ba ba bahh ba ba ba daaa
M (Singing): We can go hard.... No! We can slow high tempo. Pillow Talk ZAYN
Both: Yeahhh
Z: I did that one especially for you!
Z: Climb on...
Both: BOAARD!!!
Both: (Laughing)
Both: CLIMB ON BOOAARRDD!
Z: Yeah, mm, Yep
(Mark Violently Gargles)
Z: Pardon?
Z: You know, it's less wet than I thought! (Laughs)
Z: (Singing "My Heart Will Go On") Always love you!
Z: Yeah!
(Zoe gargles)
M: What the hell was that?
Z: Did you not get it?!
M: Nooo
Z: Bloody hell
M (Singing): Just to hear you breathing, I can smile. No?
Z: I'll do it one more time
Z: That's a clue
M: That's a clue
M (singing): HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
M: Aw, I should have let you do it
Both: Hit me baby one more time
M: Oh baby, baby
Z: What?
(Mark Gargles)
Z: MMM *spits water on Mark*
(both laugh)
M: Zoë!!!
M: I'm wet!!! I didn't know you had it in you.
(Both laugh)
M: That scared me! I was like: WHAT???!!
M: Did that go in your face?
Z: Yeah
M: Oh sorry
(Both Sing)
(Zoe gargles)
M: the pretty fad... Oh my god I was singing that in my head! Busted, Year 30,000
Z: One of them years
M: Last little mouthful
Z: Yeah, yeah
(Mark gargles)
Z (singing): I want to dance with some body with somebody who loves me
Z: Do you know what? I'm not even wet
M: No, I'm quite dry
Z: High five
Z: That has been eventful
M: I feel like I can't drink any more-
Z: Oh my god
M: or swallow... like,
M: This tastes like a swimming pool
Z: Yeeeeaaaaah
Z: Ooh sorry,
Z: It tastes a bit like
M: Like chlorine-y
Z: Yeah it does
M: That's scary
Z: Eerrr what's in my house water?
Z: Thank you so much for watching guys I hope you enjoyed this video
Z: It's just a little bit of fun try it if you're with your friends
M: It's a good party game
Z: It is a good party game to be honest it's like we always used to play the humming game
M: Yeah
Z: like at our like my parents used to play it and stuff
Z: This is just the next level
M: 2.0
Z: Yeah exactly
Z: Also, don't forget to check out Mark's channel I will leave all the details in the description below of where you can go and find him and watch his videos.
M: Thank you
Z: Hope you enjoyed the video and we'll see you again soon!
M: Buh-bye
M: And that's how for now.
Z: Oh my god I love that video...
M: *imitates Zoe* Oh MY GOD!
M: We should do an interpretive dance
M: I'll sing the music
M:*sings interpretive dance music*
M: Ah dear
Z: Fun times
M: That was funny
*Glasses clink*
Z: Ohh that's really satisfying
*Glasses clink*
Both: Ohh!
M: That's a bit vicious
Z: oh steady on
Z: Smashing a glass
Z: Right! Let's get out of here
Both: *random jazz scatting*
Z: Let's get some lunch