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Narrator: These guys make being a baddie, or an accomplice of one, look like way too much fun.
(slap)
(grunts)
Kuzco (voice over): Yep, that's Kronk.
Narrator: Welcome to WatchMojo.com,
and today, we'll be counting down our picks for the Top 10 Animated Disney Villain Henchmen.
Horace: One more pinch, and they'll throw the keys away.
Jasper: Oh, come off it, Horace.
Narrator: For this list, we're looking at memorable characters that assisted the main villain in an animated Disney movie.
Drizella: Of all the stupid little idiots!
I'll do it myself!
Narrator: They must be pure Disney. So Pixar movies don't count.
We're also excluding the Magic Mirror from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
as it is more of an impartial adviser.
Mirror: Lips red as the rose,
hair black as ebony,
skin white as snow.
Sir Hiss: Oh! Oh, there you are old boy!
Narrator: This sneaky serpent can best be remembered for his hissing evil plans
into Prince John's ear throughout Robin Hood.
Hiss: Sire! Sire! They may be bandits!
Prince John: Oh, bobycock!
Narrator: We can't help but feel sorry for Sir Hiss
as he proved to be one of the few villainous sidekicks
that was actually a pretty good henchman.
Especially, with his cool hypnotizing powers.
But, nonetheless, constantly suffered physical abuse from his boss.
Prince John: ARGH!!!
Narrator: He's also shown to have a conscience,
such as when he shows disgust at Prince John's order to execute Friar Tuck,
which gives us a reason to like him.
Hiss: Another trap?
Prince John: Yes! Yes, you stupid serpent!
Narrator: Or at least see him as less of a despicable character than his boss.
Prince John: Friar Tuck will be lead to the gallows in the village square, don't you see?
Hiss: B-b-b-but sire!
Hang Friar Tuck? A man of the Church?
Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets out of there!
Pain: You mean, IF he gets out of there!
Narrator: These two shape-shifting imps may have spent their entire lives living in the Underworld,
but they still manage to be adorable despite this.
Panic: Yeah, I mean Hercules is a
(being choked) very popular name now-a-days!
Pain: Remember like a few years ago,
every other boy was named Jason?
Narrator: Pain and Panic serve as Hades' slightly dim-witted minions,
as well as the comedic relief for the musical/fantasy Hercules.
Both: We are worms!
Worthless worms! (sobbing)
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me:
Maim you after my meeting.
Narrator: It's hard to view these little demons as truly evil
when they're constantly shape-shifting into things
like cute little birds, or innocent fresh-faced kids.
Oh, and the moment when Hades finds Pain wearing Air-Hercs is absolutely priceless!
Hades: What...
are...
those?
Pain: Um...
I don't know. I-I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Dr. Facilier: A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
Narrator: Okay, we know what you're thinking:
"How does someone's shadow count as a henchman?"
While Dr. Facilier's shadow may not have any lines,
it still manages to be a creepy presence in every scene it's in.
Dr. Facilier (singing): If you relax, it will enable me to do anything I please...
Narrator: Whether it's taunting Prince Naveen's valet, Lawrence,
or dancing along with "Friends on the Other Side",
the shadow shows it has a mind of its own,
yet remains completely loyal to the voodoo priest.
Dr. Facilier (singing): I got friends on the other side.
Spirits (singing): He's got friends on the other side.
Narrator: Dr. Facilier's magic shadow makes him and his voodoo all the more intriguing.
Lawrence: Ah... Ow!
(Shadow laughing)
Jasper: There they go Horace, me lad!
Out for their evening constitutional.
Narrator: These two bumbling henchmen are a bit like Pain and Panic
in that one is short and fat,
while the other is tall and skinny.
But they both make us laugh for their incompetence.
Horace: I don't like it, Jasper.
Narrator: In this case though,
their boss is the wicked Cruella De Vil,
who hires Jasper and Horace to kidnap the dalmatian puppies.
Which of course they fail at.
MISERABLY.
Cruella: Jasper you idiot! How dare you call here!
Jasper: But we don't want no more of this here!
We want our boodle!
Narrator: The hilarity these two brought to the film is hard to ignore.
And the fact that they don't actually enjoy doing what Cruella pays them to do
adds to their bumbling appeal.
Jasper: I'll knock your blinking block off!
(chomps)
OH!!!
Drizella: Why, that's us!
Anastasia: And I'm so eligible!
Narrator: While the majority of these villainous sidekicks are sort of likable,
Cinderella's ugly step sisters are characters that you just love to hate.
Anastasia (impersonating Cinderella): I'd be honored, your highness.
Would you mind holding my broom?
(both laughing)
Narrator: They join their mother in constantly abusing and bullying their step sister, Cinderella.
One of their most memorably evil scenes is when they tear apart Cinderella's dress right before the ball.
(arguing and ranting)
So when they finally get their comeuppance in the end for having feet that are just way too big,
it's all the more satisfying.
Anastasia and Drizella are two people we definitely don't want in our family.
Drizella: Get away from me!
I'll make it fit!
Ursula: Flotsam! Jetsam!
Narrator: The two symbiotic eel minions of the sea witch, Ursula
definitely aren't in The Little Mermaid for comedic relief.
Flotsam and Jetsam: Poor child. Poor, sweet child.
Narrator: The way they each have one gold eye,
and how they finish each other's sentences whenever they say something threatening
make them creepy more than anything else.
Flotsam and Jetsam: Don't be scared.
We represent someone who can help you.
Someone who can make all your dreams come true.
Narrator: What also makes Flotsam and Jetsam different from most villainous sidekicks,
is that their boss, Ursula seems to actually love them.
As seen when they are killed
and she actually mourns for them.
(both screaming)
Ursula: Babies!!!
My poor little poopsies....
Narrator: Ursula may love them, but we sure don't!
But that's exactly why they're unforgettable.
Ariel: I don't understand...
Flotsam and Jetsam: Ursula has great powers.
Kuzco (voice over): And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man.
Every decade, or so, she get's a new one.
This year's model is called Kronk.
Narrator: If there is one Disney villain sidekick that actually stole the show,
without a doubt, it would be Kronk.
Kronk: Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good Kronk!
Here! Get the snack!
Narrator: Played hilariously by Patrick Warburton,
this incompetent henchman of Yzma provides countless laughs
with his amazing athleticism,
love of fondue cooking,
and his ability to speak squirrel.
Yzma: Are you talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk.
Narrator: He may be a villain, but he's impossible not to love.
Kronk: Please continue.
(squirrel language)
Narrator: In fact, Kronk was so well liked,
he even got his own direct-to-video movie.
All the laughs he provides made Kronk one of the funniest Disney characters of all time.
Kronk: This is my variation of double dutch. On the signal,
we switch places.
Yzma: Kronk! It's time!
Kronk: O-kay!
(Yzma grunts)
Smee: But Captain, wouldn't it be more,
uh, humane-like to slit his throat?
Hook: Aye, that it would, Mr. Smee.
Narrator: This lovable pirate plays the bumbling first mate and best friend to Captain Hook.
Like every good sidekick, Smee works hard for his boss,
and, unlike the rest of Hook's crew, never complains.
Hook: I've waited years for this.
Smee: That's not countin' the holidays, either.
Narrator: Of course, Smee's loyalty never gets appreciated
and he's constantly on the recieving end of Hook's rants.
Hook: Mr. Smee, pipe up the crew!
Smee: Aye-aye, sir! Uh, pipe up the crew! Uh, pipe up the crew!
Narrator: Part of what makes Smee so great is that he tries so hard to be bad,
but comes off as more pathetic than anything else.
Sorry, Smee. You might work for a villain,
but you're definitely not a bad guy.
Smee: And he would've had you by now, Captain, if he hadn't swallowed that alarm clock.
(hyenas laughing)
Narrator: These three hyenas may be goofballs,
but they're also terrifying when they need to be.
Shenzi: What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner.
Narrator: Shenzi is a leader, and brightest of the three,
Banzai is the hostile one that's always hungry,
and Ed, well, he's just dumb.
Shenzi: What, Ed? What is it?
Narrator: These guy are so bad,
they even did the Nazi goose-step march during Scar's "Be Prepared" musical number!
Scar (singing): The future is littered with prizes
and though I'm the main addressee...
Narrator: The hyenas also get the unique distinction of being the only sidekicks that killed their boss.
They kill Scar by eating him alive.
Scar: No! No! No, ah-
Narrator: That's not very G-rated,
but it sure makes for some memorable henchmen.
Shenzi: Let's go!
Narrator: Before we reveal our top pick, here are a few Honorable Mentions.
Fidget (coughing): We have to lighten the load!
Ratigan: Oh! You want to lighten the load?
Excellent idea!!
Fidget: No! Not me! Wait, I can't fly! I can't fly!
Le Fou (singing): Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
looking so down in the dumps.
(punch)
(continues singing) Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
even when taking your lumps.
(Diablo cawing)
(cawing stops)
- Ralph: Talk! - Sour Bill: No!
- Ralph: I'll lick you! - Bill: You wouldn't.
Ralph: Oh, yeah? (lick)
Bill: Ugh! It's like sandpaper!
Ralph: Mmm, I wonder how many licks it'll take to get to your center?
Bill: I'll take it to my grave!
Ralph: Fair enough.
Frank: You got it! You got it! You go--
(Joanna growls)
(hissing)
(snarling)
(nervous laugh)
(Joana growling)
Iago: Look at this! Look at this!
I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
Narrator: If there is one Disney villain sidekick that is truly iconic, it's Iago.
This wise-cracking, and short-tempered parrot is the only character on our list
that is just as conniving as the villain he helps.
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
Narrator: Iago is probably most well known for comically grating voice
as performed by none other than Gilbert Gottfried.
Iago: And, uh, how about this picture? I don't know, I think I'm making a weird face in it.
Narrator: Despite having a fairly small role in Aladdin,
Iago has cemented himself into our memories
for his ability to mimic his mischievous ways,
and his love of treasure.
Iago: I can't believe it! I just don't believe it!
We're never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp!
Just forget it!
Narrator: The character was so well received that he was given much more importance in the sequel.
Unfortunately, in that movie, we had to hear him sing.
Yeah......, we'll pass on that
and just remember Iago for what he was in Aladdin.
Iago (singing): That's some reward for loyalty!
From here on in...
I'm looking out for me!
Narrator: So, do you agree with our list?
All: That'll work!
Narrator: Who do you think is the greatest Disney villain sidekick?
Iago: Never had one! Never!
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Flotsam and Jetsam: Together, forever.